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PandaMask from Los Angeles is reading More Than Human March 21, 2012 - 1:13pm

I have Dave's vid on a loop.

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Nick Wilczynski from Greensboro, NC is reading A Dance with Dragons by George R.R. Martin March 21, 2012 - 1:17pm

I just keep rewinding it and listening to the initial "Howdy"

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Dave from a city near you is reading constantly March 21, 2012 - 1:27pm

Ah you guys kill me.

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters March 21, 2012 - 1:29pm

I just saved the youtube link so I can find it easily whenever I "need" it. 

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. March 21, 2012 - 1:30pm

Well you're not going to sound the same when you're that loaded. You're probably right though, Bullitt County is about as country as it gets.

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Flaminia Ferina from Umbria is reading stuff March 21, 2012 - 1:33pm

I sense fapping somewhere in the posts above.

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Laramore Black from Joplin, Missouri is reading Mario Kart 8 March 21, 2012 - 1:35pm

I'll like to see Dave barebacked and bare breasted riding a horse.

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. March 21, 2012 - 1:38pm

I want to put Dave's video on my phone. Listen to it while I'm going to sleep.

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters March 21, 2012 - 1:39pm

I bet you'd have awesome dreams...

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Dave from a city near you is reading constantly March 21, 2012 - 1:44pm

I may just start taking requests. 

 

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters March 21, 2012 - 2:15pm

Requests?  I'll have to think about that. Do I just get one request? 

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PandaMask from Los Angeles is reading More Than Human March 21, 2012 - 2:53pm

I want to hear Avery's voice.

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Dave from a city near you is reading constantly March 21, 2012 - 3:02pm

@Avery, that depends ;)

@Panda, I do too. A-very A-very A-very!

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. March 21, 2012 - 4:01pm

Read, a childrens book Avery!

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters March 21, 2012 - 5:42pm

I could read Spookley the Square Pumpkin...it's our favorite right now.

But no.

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Nick Wilczynski from Greensboro, NC is reading A Dance with Dragons by George R.R. Martin March 22, 2012 - 1:01pm

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Flaminia Ferina from Umbria is reading stuff March 22, 2012 - 1:06pm

Yay Nick! I just lllllove that "but I can" at the end.

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Dave from a city near you is reading constantly March 22, 2012 - 1:44pm

Bravo, Nick!

I pissed my wife off one day ROYALE by only speaking in my best impression of a Russian accent, or at least what I've garnered from Hollywoods interpretation of said. 

I thought it was hilarious.

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Nick Wilczynski from Greensboro, NC is reading A Dance with Dragons by George R.R. Martin March 22, 2012 - 1:47pm

The ladies used to love my fake Irish accent. But I used it for evil and the Gods took it away from me.

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. March 22, 2012 - 1:48pm

Nick. That was cool.

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters March 22, 2012 - 6:54pm

Okay.  I can't believe I did this.  This is solid proof of why I work in a back office all alone, and am not a public speaker.  But I guess that's how I sound. 

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Flaminia Ferina from Umbria is reading stuff March 22, 2012 - 4:43pm

Lovely. Avery you did the right thing. It's a great vid!

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. March 22, 2012 - 4:59pm

Whoa. Avery is hot. Wait, I knew that. Hmmm. Well what do you know ya'll.

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Dave from a city near you is reading constantly March 22, 2012 - 7:11pm

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters March 22, 2012 - 7:18pm

Jesus Christ. 

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Dave from a city near you is reading constantly March 22, 2012 - 7:22pm

Too much?

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters March 22, 2012 - 7:25pm

Slightly more than I expected.  Which is really a compliment to you.  Way to step up your game there. 

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Dave from a city near you is reading constantly March 22, 2012 - 7:33pm

I was torn between the pic or the vid.  It occurred to me to mark this momentous occasion wit BOTH.

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters March 22, 2012 - 7:36pm

I was going to bring in my kid, because I figured no one could say anything inappropriate if he was in the video.  But he didn't want to do it.  Dora was on. 

 

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Dave from a city near you is reading constantly March 22, 2012 - 8:20pm

It's hard to compete with Dora. Or in my house Barbie. Or Spongebob.

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jyh from VA is reading whatever he feels like March 22, 2012 - 9:17pm

It's interesting to hear you people, like the opposite of when you see a picture of the radio personality you've been listening to for a while.  (I love female news announcers.  I'm always surprised when it turns out the NPR girls aren't all that hot.  BBC's are better.  Not that it matters, ehrm...)

I did one of these but I'm not uploading it for 2 reasons:

     1)  It featured copyrighted material (the back of a Philip Roth book I got today at Goodwill.)

     2)  My status here on LitReactor is something akin to a civilized troll, and I doubt people are interested.

If you are interested, for whatever reason, I'll do a short reading of a passage from a public-domain book of your choosing, or more likely just pick one if anyone actually makes suggestions.

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aliensoul77 from a cold distant star is reading the writing on the wall. March 22, 2012 - 9:25pm

I want to see you talk JY.  Come on!

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PandaMask from Los Angeles is reading More Than Human March 23, 2012 - 12:34am
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Nick Wilczynski from Greensboro, NC is reading A Dance with Dragons by George R.R. Martin March 22, 2012 - 11:58pm

You still cracked me up Panda.

@Avery: I feel like my "extreme facial expressions" move has been stolen. But the truth is that the people who invented the english language did not see fit to provide us with a pronoun for second person plural and the south had to invent one for it. More people should use Y'all.

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Dave from a city near you is reading constantly March 23, 2012 - 2:04am

Nice job Panda.  I enjoy seeing you guys and gals and hearing your voice. Keep em coming!

 

 

 

 

 

 

Aw, who am I kidding? I saw and heard Avery, I'm done here.

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Flaminia Ferina from Umbria is reading stuff March 23, 2012 - 3:28am

O hi Panda! Nice hipster specs you're wearing. JK. lol. You maybe habe no cool accent you say, still it sounds a lot like California to me. Or what I think California is.

@J.Y. of course I'm interested!
As if I wasn't shlicking to all these vids. Oh no. Now you don't want to upload it anymore.

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PandaMask from Los Angeles is reading More Than Human March 23, 2012 - 3:43am

Haha thanks! They're real too. Yeah, I think the California accent may come off, but it's hard to tell for me.

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters March 23, 2012 - 4:57am

""extreme facial expressions"

LOL!  Yeah...y'all have no idea how hard it was for me to keep my hands still most of the time. 

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jyh from VA is reading whatever he feels like March 23, 2012 - 12:45pm

Alright, I'll hook one up. 

It won't be a video, but if you want to imagine, my presence and demeanor are like a cross between David Hasselhoff and Reba McEntire.  Or Milla Jovovich plus Warwick Davis.  Or Jeff Foxworthy meets Adam Lambert.  Something along those lines.

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters March 23, 2012 - 12:53pm

I already watched Dave's video twice today. 

I also watched the one of Dakota's voicemail again, because it was really funny. 

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Dave from a city near you is reading constantly March 23, 2012 - 1:23pm

Just twice?

I'm on #4.  And I've seen your's three times ;p

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters March 23, 2012 - 1:25pm

Okay, it might have been more, but I didn't want you to love yourself more than you already do. 

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters March 23, 2012 - 1:26pm

"Texan"

*sighs like a school girl*

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Dave from a city near you is reading constantly March 23, 2012 - 1:29pm

AH You make me laugh.

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PandaMask from Los Angeles is reading More Than Human March 23, 2012 - 1:36pm

No comment.

Avery, I emailed you. But I'm guessing you're off work already.

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters March 23, 2012 - 1:38pm

You might guess that.  You would be wrong. 

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PandaMask from Los Angeles is reading More Than Human March 23, 2012 - 2:26pm

Ah, well, when you can let me know.

I'll post this last video. It was made for the Weekly Prompt.

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enough from Indiana is reading Warmed and Bound March 23, 2012 - 5:44pm

Great video Panda!

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters March 23, 2012 - 5:50pm

I'm such a nerd now that I did ANOTHER one!  But this one is much better, because I finally got my son to do it with me.  And he is a star.  Actually, it goes in and out of focus constantly, sorry.  But he's pretty funny.  And he has a better accent than I do, because he's three. 

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enough from Indiana is reading Warmed and Bound March 23, 2012 - 6:03pm

OMG! AveryDoll your son is so cute and the two of you together......Cuteness overload!!