PandaMask
from Los Angeles is reading More Than HumanMarch 21, 2012 - 1:13pm
I have Dave's vid on a loop.
Nick Wilczynski
from Greensboro, NC is reading A Dance with Dragons by George R.R. MartinMarch 21, 2012 - 1:17pm
I just keep rewinding it and listening to the initial "Howdy"
Dave
from a city near you is reading constantlyMarch 21, 2012 - 1:27pm
Ah you guys kill me.
avery of the dead
from Kentucky is reading Cipher SistersMarch 21, 2012 - 1:29pm
I just saved the youtube link so I can find it easily whenever I "need" it.
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March 21, 2012 - 1:30pm
Well you're not going to sound the same when you're that loaded. You're probably right though, Bullitt County is about as country as it gets.
Flaminia Ferina
from Umbria is reading stuffMarch 21, 2012 - 1:33pm
I sense fapping somewhere in the posts above.
Laramore Black
from Joplin, Missouri is reading Mario Kart 8March 21, 2012 - 1:35pm
I'll like to see Dave barebacked and bare breasted riding a horse.
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March 21, 2012 - 1:38pm
I want to put Dave's video on my phone. Listen to it while I'm going to sleep.
avery of the dead
from Kentucky is reading Cipher SistersMarch 21, 2012 - 1:39pm
I bet you'd have awesome dreams...
Dave
from a city near you is reading constantlyMarch 21, 2012 - 1:44pm
I may just start taking requests.
avery of the dead
from Kentucky is reading Cipher SistersMarch 21, 2012 - 2:15pm
Requests? I'll have to think about that. Do I just get one request?
PandaMask
from Los Angeles is reading More Than HumanMarch 21, 2012 - 2:53pm
I want to hear Avery's voice.
Dave
from a city near you is reading constantlyMarch 21, 2012 - 3:02pm
@Avery, that depends ;)
@Panda, I do too. A-very A-very A-very!
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March 21, 2012 - 4:01pm
Read, a childrens book Avery!
avery of the dead
from Kentucky is reading Cipher SistersMarch 21, 2012 - 5:42pm
I could read Spookley the Square Pumpkin...it's our favorite right now.
But no.
Nick Wilczynski
from Greensboro, NC is reading A Dance with Dragons by George R.R. MartinMarch 22, 2012 - 1:01pm
Flaminia Ferina
from Umbria is reading stuffMarch 22, 2012 - 1:06pm
Yay Nick! I just lllllove that "but I can" at the end.
Dave
from a city near you is reading constantlyMarch 22, 2012 - 1:44pm
Bravo, Nick!
I pissed my wife off one day ROYALE by only speaking in my best impression of a Russian accent, or at least what I've garnered from Hollywoods interpretation of said.
I thought it was hilarious.
Nick Wilczynski
from Greensboro, NC is reading A Dance with Dragons by George R.R. MartinMarch 22, 2012 - 1:47pm
The ladies used to love my fake Irish accent. But I used it for evil and the Gods took it away from me.
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March 22, 2012 - 1:48pm
Nick. That was cool.
avery of the dead
from Kentucky is reading Cipher SistersMarch 22, 2012 - 6:54pm
Okay. I can't believe I did this. This is solid proof of why I work in a back office all alone, and am not a public speaker. But I guess that's how I sound.
Flaminia Ferina
from Umbria is reading stuffMarch 22, 2012 - 4:43pm
Lovely. Avery you did the right thing. It's a great vid!
.
March 22, 2012 - 4:59pm
Whoa. Avery is hot. Wait, I knew that. Hmmm. Well what do you know ya'll.
Dave
from a city near you is reading constantlyMarch 22, 2012 - 7:11pm
avery of the dead
from Kentucky is reading Cipher SistersMarch 22, 2012 - 7:18pm
Jesus Christ.
Dave
from a city near you is reading constantlyMarch 22, 2012 - 7:22pm
Too much?
avery of the dead
from Kentucky is reading Cipher SistersMarch 22, 2012 - 7:25pm
Slightly more than I expected. Which is really a compliment to you. Way to step up your game there.
Dave
from a city near you is reading constantlyMarch 22, 2012 - 7:33pm
I was torn between the pic or the vid. It occurred to me to mark this momentous occasion wit BOTH.
avery of the dead
from Kentucky is reading Cipher SistersMarch 22, 2012 - 7:36pm
I was going to bring in my kid, because I figured no one could say anything inappropriate if he was in the video. But he didn't want to do it. Dora was on.
Dave
from a city near you is reading constantlyMarch 22, 2012 - 8:20pm
It's hard to compete with Dora. Or in my house Barbie. Or Spongebob.
jyh
from VA is reading whatever he feels likeMarch 22, 2012 - 9:17pm
It's interesting to hear you people, like the opposite of when you see a picture of the radio personality you've been listening to for a while. (I love female news announcers. I'm always surprised when it turns out the NPR girls aren't all that hot. BBC's are better. Not that it matters, ehrm...)
I did one of these but I'm not uploading it for 2 reasons:
1) It featured copyrighted material (the back of a Philip Roth book I got today at Goodwill.)
2) My status here on LitReactor is something akin to a civilized troll, and I doubt people are interested.
If you are interested, for whatever reason, I'll do a short reading of a passage from a public-domain book of your choosing, or more likely just pick one if anyone actually makes suggestions.
aliensoul77
from a cold distant star is reading the writing on the wall.March 22, 2012 - 9:25pm
I want to see you talk JY. Come on!
PandaMask
from Los Angeles is reading More Than HumanMarch 23, 2012 - 12:34am
Nick Wilczynski
from Greensboro, NC is reading A Dance with Dragons by George R.R. MartinMarch 22, 2012 - 11:58pm
You still cracked me up Panda.
@Avery: I feel like my "extreme facial expressions" move has been stolen. But the truth is that the people who invented the english language did not see fit to provide us with a pronoun for second person plural and the south had to invent one for it. More people should use Y'all.
Dave
from a city near you is reading constantlyMarch 23, 2012 - 2:04am
Nice job Panda. I enjoy seeing you guys and gals and hearing your voice. Keep em coming!
Aw, who am I kidding? I saw and heard Avery, I'm done here.
Flaminia Ferina
from Umbria is reading stuffMarch 23, 2012 - 3:28am
O hi Panda! Nice hipster specs you're wearing. JK. lol. You maybe habe no cool accent you say, still it sounds a lot like California to me. Or what I think California is.
@J.Y. of course I'm interested!
As if I wasn't shlicking to all these vids. Oh no. Now you don't want to upload it anymore.
PandaMask
from Los Angeles is reading More Than HumanMarch 23, 2012 - 3:43am
Haha thanks! They're real too. Yeah, I think the California accent may come off, but it's hard to tell for me.
avery of the dead
from Kentucky is reading Cipher SistersMarch 23, 2012 - 4:57am
""extreme facial expressions"
LOL! Yeah...y'all have no idea how hard it was for me to keep my hands still most of the time.
jyh
from VA is reading whatever he feels likeMarch 23, 2012 - 12:45pm
Alright, I'll hook one up.
It won't be a video, but if you want to imagine, my presence and demeanor are like a cross between David Hasselhoff and Reba McEntire. Or Milla Jovovich plus Warwick Davis. Or Jeff Foxworthy meets Adam Lambert. Something along those lines.
avery of the dead
from Kentucky is reading Cipher SistersMarch 23, 2012 - 12:53pm
I already watched Dave's video twice today.
I also watched the one of Dakota's voicemail again, because it was really funny.
Dave
from a city near you is reading constantlyMarch 23, 2012 - 1:23pm
Just twice?
I'm on #4. And I've seen your's three times ;p
avery of the dead
from Kentucky is reading Cipher SistersMarch 23, 2012 - 1:25pm
Okay, it might have been more, but I didn't want you to love yourself more than you already do.
avery of the dead
from Kentucky is reading Cipher SistersMarch 23, 2012 - 1:26pm
"Texan"
*sighs like a school girl*
Dave
from a city near you is reading constantlyMarch 23, 2012 - 1:29pm
AH You make me laugh.
PandaMask
from Los Angeles is reading More Than HumanMarch 23, 2012 - 1:36pm
No comment.
Avery, I emailed you. But I'm guessing you're off work already.
avery of the dead
from Kentucky is reading Cipher SistersMarch 23, 2012 - 1:38pm
You might guess that. You would be wrong.
PandaMask
from Los Angeles is reading More Than HumanMarch 23, 2012 - 2:26pm
Ah, well, when you can let me know.
I'll post this last video. It was made for the Weekly Prompt.
enough
from Indiana is reading Warmed and BoundMarch 23, 2012 - 5:44pm
Great video Panda!
avery of the dead
from Kentucky is reading Cipher SistersMarch 23, 2012 - 5:50pm
I'm such a nerd now that I did ANOTHER one! But this one is much better, because I finally got my son to do it with me. And he is a star. Actually, it goes in and out of focus constantly, sorry. But he's pretty funny. And he has a better accent than I do, because he's three.
enough
from Indiana is reading Warmed and BoundMarch 23, 2012 - 6:03pm
OMG! AveryDoll your son is so cute and the two of you together......Cuteness overload!!
I have Dave's vid on a loop.
I just keep rewinding it and listening to the initial "Howdy"
Ah you guys kill me.
I just saved the youtube link so I can find it easily whenever I "need" it.
Well you're not going to sound the same when you're that loaded. You're probably right though, Bullitt County is about as country as it gets.
I sense fapping somewhere in the posts above.
I'll like to see Dave barebacked and bare breasted riding a horse.
I want to put Dave's video on my phone. Listen to it while I'm going to sleep.
I bet you'd have awesome dreams...
I may just start taking requests.
Requests? I'll have to think about that. Do I just get one request?
I want to hear Avery's voice.
@Avery, that depends ;)
@Panda, I do too. A-very A-very A-very!
Read, a childrens book Avery!
I could read Spookley the Square Pumpkin...it's our favorite right now.
But no.
Yay Nick! I just lllllove that "but I can" at the end.
Bravo, Nick!
I pissed my wife off one day ROYALE by only speaking in my best impression of a Russian accent, or at least what I've garnered from Hollywoods interpretation of said.
I thought it was hilarious.
The ladies used to love my fake Irish accent. But I used it for evil and the Gods took it away from me.
Nick. That was cool.
Okay. I can't believe I did this. This is solid proof of why I work in a back office all alone, and am not a public speaker. But I guess that's how I sound.
Lovely. Avery you did the right thing. It's a great vid!
Whoa. Avery is hot. Wait, I knew that. Hmmm. Well what do you know ya'll.
Jesus Christ.
Too much?
Slightly more than I expected. Which is really a compliment to you. Way to step up your game there.
I was torn between the pic or the vid. It occurred to me to mark this momentous occasion wit BOTH.
I was going to bring in my kid, because I figured no one could say anything inappropriate if he was in the video. But he didn't want to do it. Dora was on.
It's hard to compete with Dora. Or in my house Barbie. Or Spongebob.
It's interesting to hear you people, like the opposite of when you see a picture of the radio personality you've been listening to for a while. (I love female news announcers. I'm always surprised when it turns out the NPR girls aren't all that hot. BBC's are better. Not that it matters, ehrm...)
I did one of these but I'm not uploading it for 2 reasons:
1) It featured copyrighted material (the back of a Philip Roth book I got today at Goodwill.)
2) My status here on LitReactor is something akin to a civilized troll, and I doubt people are interested.
If you are interested, for whatever reason, I'll do a short reading of a passage from a public-domain book of your choosing, or more likely just pick one if anyone actually makes suggestions.
I want to see you talk JY. Come on!
My Voice/Facade
No Country For Old Men Reading
You still cracked me up Panda.
@Avery: I feel like my "extreme facial expressions" move has been stolen. But the truth is that the people who invented the english language did not see fit to provide us with a pronoun for second person plural and the south had to invent one for it. More people should use Y'all.
Nice job Panda. I enjoy seeing you guys and gals and hearing your voice. Keep em coming!
Aw, who am I kidding? I saw and heard Avery, I'm done here.
O hi Panda! Nice hipster specs you're wearing. JK. lol. You maybe habe no cool accent you say, still it sounds a lot like California to me. Or what I think California is.
@J.Y. of course I'm interested!
As if I wasn't shlicking to all these vids. Oh no. Now you don't want to upload it anymore.
Haha thanks! They're real too. Yeah, I think the California accent may come off, but it's hard to tell for me.
""extreme facial expressions"
LOL! Yeah...y'all have no idea how hard it was for me to keep my hands still most of the time.
Alright, I'll hook one up.
It won't be a video, but if you want to imagine, my presence and demeanor are like a cross between David Hasselhoff and Reba McEntire. Or Milla Jovovich plus Warwick Davis. Or Jeff Foxworthy meets Adam Lambert. Something along those lines.
I already watched Dave's video twice today.
I also watched the one of Dakota's voicemail again, because it was really funny.
Just twice?
I'm on #4. And I've seen your's three times ;p
Okay, it might have been more, but I didn't want you to love yourself more than you already do.
"Texan"
*sighs like a school girl*
AH You make me laugh.
No comment.
Avery, I emailed you. But I'm guessing you're off work already.
You might guess that. You would be wrong.
Ah, well, when you can let me know.
I'll post this last video. It was made for the Weekly Prompt.
Great video Panda!
I'm such a nerd now that I did ANOTHER one! But this one is much better, because I finally got my son to do it with me. And he is a star. Actually, it goes in and out of focus constantly, sorry. But he's pretty funny. And he has a better accent than I do, because he's three.
OMG! AveryDoll your son is so cute and the two of you together......Cuteness overload!!