Kindle. Kindle, you son of a gun! Kindle, I bought on clearence at Target, yes, there you were. I paid thirty dollars for you. I hope you're enjoying the safety of no bookshelf? I've yet to buy you a leather jacket. The price for one is outrageous! Kindle. Kindle, I have used books I need to read before I read you.... What the hell do I do?
On a postive note, is Kindle really all that bad, nonsense, right? I mean, of all the new "smart" things given to us by the ingenious ones, Kindle is pretty damn cool!