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Churtward from Gainesville, VA is reading Play It As It Lays February 19, 2012 - 1:53pm

Sup! Titles sort of self-explanatory~ I suppose I should have made a thread like this introducing myself and what not. I'm currently writing a novella in the transagressive genre, I suppose. It will be the first novella I've ever written. I'm not the best but I do what I can. I could always use some feedback on it so..yeah if anyone minds pointing me in the write direction on to be a better writer..that be cool! And I guess that's it..?! Yeah~ 

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SurLeQuai from Indiana is reading The Night Circus February 19, 2012 - 1:59pm

Welcome! I'm in Gainesville, FL, so you just succeeded in confusing me very much!

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Churtward from Gainesville, VA is reading Play It As It Lays February 19, 2012 - 2:05pm

Is there an achievement for confusing members on here?

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PandaMask from Los Angeles is reading More Than Human February 19, 2012 - 2:08pm

Welcome!

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner February 19, 2012 - 2:11pm

Welcome! Stop copying me Panda

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Nick Wilczynski from Greensboro, NC is reading A Dance with Dragons by George R.R. Martin February 19, 2012 - 2:23pm

Hello.

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Dave from a city near you is reading constantly February 19, 2012 - 3:15pm

Have fun, welcome! Utah might tell you things about me.

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PandaMask from Los Angeles is reading More Than Human February 19, 2012 - 3:23pm

@Matt
Haha. All right.
Salutations!

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner February 19, 2012 - 3:45pm

Much better, haha

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner February 19, 2012 - 3:51pm

Also, Dave why is it you only show up on these threads, we could use your witty take in the panda porn thread

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner February 19, 2012 - 3:51pm

damn double post

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nathaniel parker from Cincinnati is reading The Dark Tower ~ King February 19, 2012 - 4:32pm

Did you put "write direction" on purpose, or was that an accident?

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aliensoul77 from a cold distant star is reading the writing on the wall. February 19, 2012 - 4:39pm

We don't like newbies around these parts.  We are all firm Southern Christian Baptist writers who write romance about vampires who chisel off their fangs for Jesus. Welcome to the community, brother.  Try the punch, it's fine.

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner February 19, 2012 - 4:48pm

@Aliensoul fucking fangbanger.

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aliensoul77 from a cold distant star is reading the writing on the wall. February 19, 2012 - 4:50pm

God hates fangs.

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner February 19, 2012 - 4:51pm

Yes. Yes he does.  

 

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Boone Spaulding from Coldwater, Michigan, U.S.A. is reading Solarcide Presents: Nova Parade February 19, 2012 - 4:52pm

Welcome! Behave - my avatar is always watching, silently judging you....

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PandaMask from Los Angeles is reading More Than Human February 19, 2012 - 4:56pm

I run the communist sci-fi panda erotica columns.

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aliensoul77 from a cold distant star is reading the writing on the wall. February 19, 2012 - 4:59pm

The magazine on here has some amazing columns that are written by scholars!  You need a PhD to write for Litreactor though.

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Churtward from Gainesville, VA is reading Play It As It Lays February 19, 2012 - 6:17pm

@nathaniel parker It was both.  

Is there a certain section people post their work? I would love to read what you guys have written. 

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PandaMask from Los Angeles is reading More Than Human February 19, 2012 - 6:23pm

Go to writers workshop.

I have a PhD in Panda Erotica.

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Jose F. Diaz from Boston is reading Wolf Hall by Hilary Mantel February 19, 2012 - 6:25pm

Yo!

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Chester Pane from Portland, Oregon is reading The Brief and Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao by Junot Diaz February 19, 2012 - 6:35pm

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Nick Wilczynski from Greensboro, NC is reading A Dance with Dragons by George R.R. Martin February 19, 2012 - 6:39pm

Go to the writer's workshop tab on the top, it isn't free. But it is significantly cheaper than it is worth.

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters February 19, 2012 - 7:05pm

Welcome.  I hope you have a nice time here.

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Utah from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtry February 19, 2012 - 7:19pm

I see you've already met Dave, so I won't bother to introduce him.  But I extend a welcoming hand in his honor. 

You probably won't see him again.

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Dave from a city near you is reading constantly February 19, 2012 - 9:20pm

The thing is like 95% of my posts are from my iphone during my work week. I find that by the time I read a thread and post, to whatever Im lending wit ends up five posts above my reply once it gets loaded from the phone. Then I just look like the dorky kid who makes a joke about the topic of conversation everyone was talking about 15 minutes ago.

Then I feel sad and tempted to crawl into a bottle. Which tempts me to drunk text exes, and that starts fights with them and my wife.

And that is bad times my friends, bad times indeed.

Rest assured, however, anytime I have the opportunity to pop open the laptop Im here. Lately that usually ends up happening between 11pm and 6am.

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PandaMask from Los Angeles is reading More Than Human February 19, 2012 - 9:26pm

What time zone?

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Dave from a city near you is reading constantly February 19, 2012 - 9:34pm

Central, yo

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. February 19, 2012 - 9:37pm

Gah, please, use an avatar. It's like people at parties who don't take off their sunglasses. Just sayin.

Welcome. Favorite alcoholic drink?

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PandaMask from Los Angeles is reading More Than Human February 19, 2012 - 9:56pm

That always bothers me too Jack.

I feel like they're hiding from me.

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner February 20, 2012 - 2:14am

Dave you're so money and you don't even know it. 

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Utah from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtry February 20, 2012 - 6:37am

Are you kidding?  Look at Dave's avatar pic.  He knows.

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner February 20, 2012 - 7:40am

It does have a certain lounge singer quality to it

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters February 20, 2012 - 8:26am

Lounge singer?  You take that back.  Dave is the coolest, and you are just jealous that you can't make a face that awesome - no matter how you practice in the mirror.  For hours.  Yeah, we know. 

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Dave from a city near you is reading constantly February 20, 2012 - 8:54am

I might have to make a lounge singer avatar...maybe my kids will let me borrow the barbie microphone

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner February 20, 2012 - 9:08am

@Avery- lies. Lies and slander!

@Dave- I want to see it.