Sup! Titles sort of self-explanatory~ I suppose I should have made a thread like this introducing myself and what not. I'm currently writing a novella in the transagressive genre, I suppose. It will be the first novella I've ever written. I'm not the best but I do what I can. I could always use some feedback on it so..yeah if anyone minds pointing me in the write direction on to be a better writer..that be cool! And I guess that's it..?! Yeah~
Welcome! I'm in Gainesville, FL, so you just succeeded in confusing me very much!
Welcome!
Welcome! Stop copying me Panda
Hello.
Have fun, welcome! Utah might tell you things about me.
@Matt
Haha. All right.
Salutations!
Much better, haha
Also, Dave why is it you only show up on these threads, we could use your witty take in the panda porn thread
damn double post
Did you put "write direction" on purpose, or was that an accident?
We don't like newbies around these parts. We are all firm Southern Christian Baptist writers who write romance about vampires who chisel off their fangs for Jesus. Welcome to the community, brother. Try the punch, it's fine.
@Aliensoul fucking fangbanger.
God hates fangs.
Yes. Yes he does.
Welcome! Behave - my avatar is always watching, silently judging you....
I run the communist sci-fi panda erotica columns.
The magazine on here has some amazing columns that are written by scholars! You need a PhD to write for Litreactor though.
Go to writers workshop.
I have a PhD in Panda Erotica.
Yo!
Go to the writer's workshop tab on the top, it isn't free. But it is significantly cheaper than it is worth.
Welcome. I hope you have a nice time here.
I see you've already met Dave, so I won't bother to introduce him. But I extend a welcoming hand in his honor.
You probably won't see him again.
The thing is like 95% of my posts are from my iphone during my work week. I find that by the time I read a thread and post, to whatever Im lending wit ends up five posts above my reply once it gets loaded from the phone. Then I just look like the dorky kid who makes a joke about the topic of conversation everyone was talking about 15 minutes ago.
Then I feel sad and tempted to crawl into a bottle. Which tempts me to drunk text exes, and that starts fights with them and my wife.
And that is bad times my friends, bad times indeed.
Rest assured, however, anytime I have the opportunity to pop open the laptop Im here. Lately that usually ends up happening between 11pm and 6am.
What time zone?
Central, yo
Gah, please, use an avatar. It's like people at parties who don't take off their sunglasses. Just sayin.
Welcome. Favorite alcoholic drink?
That always bothers me too Jack.
I feel like they're hiding from me.
Dave you're so money and you don't even know it.
Are you kidding? Look at Dave's avatar pic. He knows.
It does have a certain lounge singer quality to it
Lounge singer? You take that back. Dave is the coolest, and you are just jealous that you can't make a face that awesome - no matter how you practice in the mirror. For hours. Yeah, we know.
I might have to make a lounge singer avatar...maybe my kids will let me borrow the barbie microphone
@Avery- lies. Lies and slander!
@Dave- I want to see it.