Hello,
This is my first time on LitReactor, so I figured starting at the begining with an introduction might work out. I am in the process of wrestling a novel out of my head. At this point I have 60,000 words, half a universe and enough Starbucks to caffinate a small army.More often than not, I like to fancy myself as clever, however, contented is a dangerous state of being if one wishes to grow, so I have ventured outside of my comfort zone to seek the glorious wisdom of the internet.
Here I stand, in a crowded, busy cafeteria trying to gage who the cool kids are and conversely, where I belong. This introduction is already turning awkward, as I originally stated I would start at the begining and here we are in the second paragraph. So, please, let me start again.
"Hello, My name is L. Anna, what's yours?"
Welcome to the pit. Dave or Avery should be along shortly to officially welcome you.
Enjoy
Hey Anna! I'm Jen. You should submit your writings to the workshop if you haven't already done that yet. Everyone will be eager to review your work!
Hi my name is Stacy
You will find out quickly there are no cool kids.
Nice to have you at the reject table.
Put your stuff in the workshop and we will judge your cleverness. THERE WILL BE BLOOD!
I mean.. welcome!
Welcome, words, blah.
You will find out quickly there are no cool kids."
You're out of the cool kids club now. I take back all the stank I gave you
@Foxy I would have got you this.
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But I see you already have one. HAHA
Soooo not cool Matt. :-) and point proven
Alright! FINE! Have your stank back.
Just submitted a chapter sample for you sharks...it's floating helplessly like an injured baby seal, delicious, delicious baby seal
Will check it out.
Just submitted a chapter sample for you sharks...it's floating helplessly like an injured baby seal, delicious, delicious baby seal
Don't be silly. We're all civilized here. Honest. Right, Matt?
Welcome.
I was in Chicago and and missed my part of the typical introduction shenanigans.
Welcome Foxy,
You already received your fun picture from Matt. Judging from its contents he not only approves of you but wants to give you an inappropriately long hug while smelling your hair. (the last part of this is most likely untrue but I want to believe that it is factual in spirit)
Also Dave, Avery, or a combination of the two will give you an official welcome when they can. But until that moment you will need to feel slightly less welcomed and I apologize for that.
Have a good day and welcome again to the lit.
P.S. Do you like cats?
Averydoll has quit giving out the meme. I think it is a divorce. Dave gets it in the settlement. Plus there are like five intro threads running around now
God, Matt. Quit airing my personal business. That's my job.
Welcome!
Post the meme!
Not my gig, man.
I will correct my intro from this point on.
Sorry to hear about the internet divorce Avery. I thought you kids had what it took to make it, like Sean Penn and Madonna.
Lisa Marie and Michael Jackson
Kim Kardashian and the New York Jets
The two women in the cubicle behind me are talking about Sean Penn all the sudden. This is what makes me think I am some boring version of the Truman Show, beyond my own narcissism. That or you have the Shining Chris.
Kim Kardashian and the New York Jets"
Bwhahaha! BOOM!
My restraint is overwhelming.
I deserve so many many cookies.
Lol! I had to change my message post because I was afraid that...I'll stop there. I'm still on probation.
@AD
@Jen, why are you on probation!? Also check the music thread AD and I left you some nice Tori Amos songs.
@Jen, why are you on probation!? Also check the music thread AD and I left you some nice Tori Amos songs.
Well, I think I might have been the one that scared Dave away. I shouldn't think too highly of myself in my importance in his life.
Yes, Tori Amos.
" I shouldn't think too highly of myself in my importance in his life."
^^ This ^^
You didn't scare Dave away. I really wouldn't stress it.
^^ This ^^
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I really wouldn't stress it.
Yeah, I know. On a totally unrelated topic...and will stop and focus more on the actual topic eventually...I was deeply affected by uncontrolled events because of a family tragedy. It was senior year and I was about to graduate from college, and I wonder, could I have prevented such a tragedy?
On a lighter note (sorry Anna), I am almost done with reading your submission! (Nice save, right? Right?)
HAVE A PICTURE!
I haven't seen Dave and he deleted his Fb. I am concerned the robots have got him.
Don't worry, I'm sure he's dead.
I think you're right, Panda.
HAHAH! Gary this is getting better and better.
Kramer of Borg.
I thought I said hello, but I hadn't said hello.
So...
Hello.
Hi.
Who is everyone saying "hi" to? I thought this was a thread about Borg?
Hi Gary, I've been newly assimilated. Nice to meet you.
Welcome. I've been absent. My work is being done in spite of that, I see. Good work all.
May the Schwartz be with you.
HE'S ALIVE.
