now we'll be ronery... so ronery....
But will it change anything? Will we have Kruschev style "secret speeches" coming to light or has the government in North Korea shifted to this wacky and yet somehow stable combination of Communist trappings and relics with a hereditary absolute monarchy.
It's North Korea though, so nobody knows, it's like an information black hole. I was surprised that this news came to light, I always thought there would be some elaborate weekend at bernies style hijinks when this day came.
me too.... im kind of sad. the stand-up comedian in me needed the elaborate parade of the corpse, and the almost obligatory kim jong android, or batman style HARDAC computer with his brain in it...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sBaPI2AKu2g
Not sure how to imbed the video here, but this is my favourite (albeit fake) Kim Jong Il moment.
Then who was power?!?!?!
I believe his equally nutty son is now in charge...so. Not much of a change there.
Not all that surprising. He's been Il for a long time.
Haha.
Well, at least one head of the beast was cut.
They say he died with his family around him, it was what he wanted. Dunno, I bet if you asked, he'd have rather had doctors and a defibrillator around him. It was Heart failure according to his doctor, Sum Ting Wong.
Fortunately, though, the son had his face cut to more closely resemble dear ol' dad. Thank god that's not weird. So even if he's not as crazy as Kim Jong, he desperately wants to be. That's gotta count for something.
Was listening to BBC radio today and they were going through his life achievements as told by North Korean state sources.
Apparently, the Dear Leader was speaking fluently within three weeks of birth, composed his first manifesto aged two. He wrote operas as a teenager that are amongst the finest ever written. He invented the microwave oven and the hologram and while playing his first ever round of golf he notched up eight holes in one.
What a guy.
That's nothing. When I was a year and a half old I re-created the works of Jackson Pollock on our living room wall with my own poop. Now that's saying something.
When I was four I "created" a new sytem of governemt that I was sure would solve all the world's problems. My mother promptly told me I had discovered Communism and I was never to tell anyone else about it.
I like how they sau he was "believed to be" 69. There's really no way of being sure.
Not until they cut him open and count the rings.
When i was four i was living with a Spanish hooker called Mia. We were smuggling illegal nesquik across the border to Cornwall, i was hooked on glue. She was so skanky we sold her spit to sperm banks. Before my fith birthday i invented the question mark. My genius was boundless, i even couhighnted to infinity twice. I invented the decaffinated coffee table and a female vagina deoderant called Sprunt!
My ex used Sprunt all the time. It's a pleasure to finally meet the man who invented it.
I invented diet water when I was in the womb. My amniotic fluid was sold on the black market. It was very intoxicating. Years later I started a dubstep group with Phillip Seymour Hoffman and we got hooked on Special K.
Unfortunately, Jonny Gibbings is a pathological liar. Kim Jung Il invented Sprunt. He actually did that two weeks before he invented vaginas, because he was a true forward-thinker.
Diet water! Haaaaaaaa Haaaaaaaa! Fuck me that made me laugh.
See if I'm being honest here, this thread has taken a disconcerting turn. It's almost as if you're all mocking Kim Jong-il's claims to fame,
Utah - you made me laugh and laugh just then. Wait, I'm still laughing.
I can't get past diet water - its killing me.
Yeah the Kardashian's drink it a lot haha.
Its how they keep those figures, oh yeah and plastic surgery.
The messed up part is that he as a whole nation taught to belive this stuff. I mean stuff that seems crazier then anything we make up as a joke like he would fix there food problems with giant bunnies or that he didn't pee or poo or that a star was over his birth like Jesus.
but he wasn't a secret Muslim, was he?
I don't know if this is funny or horribly sad.
Wait. Does this mean that Lil Kim didn't just die? My bad. I thought this was a tribute thread to here. Couldn't figure out why you guys all kept going on and on about some funky Asian with a weird head.
Poor Lil' Kim, she was finally split in two from all that sex.
A few years back, the worst urban legend I heard was that Lil' Kim was rushed to the emergency room and they pumped a gallon of sperm out of her stomach. Clearly it was two gallons.
