JEFFREY GRANT BARR
from Central OR is reading Nothing but fucking Shakespeare, for the rest of my lifeJuly 13, 2012 - 12:00am
Well, girls can have detachable penes, which are the best of both worlds. And if you mold them out of metal,and strike them with a hammer, they become magnetized.
Strange Photon
from Fort Wayne, IN is reading Laurie Anderson lyricsJuly 13, 2012 - 10:24am
Unlike most 'first times' the girl got the better end of this defloration than the guy. Way to go, Sparrow. And great fight, Matt, too bad seductive magnets couldn't pull it out in the end. So many puns and inuendos...
See, that's not lady-like. Where's Matt Attack when I need him to nudge you back toward your stereotype?
What's my stereotype?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barefoot_and_pregnant
I don't like you anymore.
Is it safe to click on that link at work?
Ha! Yes, it is.
Yes you do. It's in your stereotype. You like to be told what you like.
I am reading a lot of sex and erotica. Erotica sells. I'd buy it.
I've only had one kid. I'm not a housewife. I'm not even a wife!
Bump
Remember: Sound has t-shirts. I have sex.
Vote for me!
I have "sexy" magnets. Beat that.
Well, girls can have detachable penes, which are the best of both worlds. And if you mold them out of metal,and strike them with a hammer, they become magnetized.
Bump!
Actual sex. That one could beat to.
:D
Congrats, Sparrow. You were a formidable foe.
Now I will be a cold, war hardened Thunderdome battler.
Until our next battle,
Matt
'Twas a lot of fun! Thanks for popping my Beyond Thunderdome cherry.
Unlike most 'first times' the girl got the better end of this defloration than the guy. Way to go, Sparrow. And great fight, Matt, too bad seductive magnets couldn't pull it out in the end. So many puns and inuendos...
I think this should be "Way to go, Matt".
LOL
Way to go, Matt!