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Utah from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtry December 22, 2011 - 8:41am

Ahh, geez.

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. December 22, 2011 - 8:49am

I have whiskey dick.

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Utah from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtry December 22, 2011 - 8:53am

Well, a little coke goes a long way in those moments.

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. December 22, 2011 - 9:00am

Yeah but after a 2 day party. I party with 40 year olds now who get DUI's on mopeds. What has my life become? This city is turning more and more into Trainspotting by the day...

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Utah from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtry December 22, 2011 - 9:32am

Dude, whatever, Louisville's a cool town.  If it gets too lame, just go beat up a hipster.  They'll like you for it.

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. December 22, 2011 - 9:39am

Okay well I live in Louisville but I party in Shepherdsville with my friends. Any town that close to LJ (ex meth capitol of the world) is bound to be screwed up. I just make fun of the hipsters on Facebook.

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Laramore Black from Joplin, Missouri is reading Mario Kart 8 December 22, 2011 - 10:15am

I think my town manufactures all that meth. 

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Laramore Black from Joplin, Missouri is reading Mario Kart 8 January 4, 2012 - 7:13am

Today, I ate some stale Cheetos.

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters January 6, 2012 - 3:17pm

Do you think in the 1920's people were like "Oh, I need to specify that I'm talking about the 1920's, or people might think I'm talking about the 1820's."

Because this is how I feel about the impending 2020's. 

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Dave from a city near you is reading constantly January 6, 2012 - 3:41pm

@Avery,  it's 2012, it's all gonna end this year anyway!

 

And for my announcement, I have Muse's Undisclosed Desire's on repeat.  Cuz that's how I roll.

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aliensoul77 from a cold distant star is reading the writing on the wall. January 6, 2012 - 4:45pm

The only apocalypse happening this year is the Republican apocalypse.  Zing!

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Laramore Black from Joplin, Missouri is reading Mario Kart 8 January 6, 2012 - 4:58pm

I would refer to it more as the government apocalypse. 

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SurLeQuai from Indiana is reading The Night Circus January 6, 2012 - 6:59pm

I just ate pig's foot jelly.

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters January 6, 2012 - 7:06pm

I'm sorry.

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SurLeQuai from Indiana is reading The Night Circus January 6, 2012 - 7:12pm

No, it was flippin' good.
Unless you're a vegetarian.

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bryanhowie from FW, ID is reading East of Eden. Steinbeck is FUCKING AMAZING. January 6, 2012 - 7:43pm

I really want a 1959 or 1960 cadillac convertable.  I love the fins.

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Laramore Black from Joplin, Missouri is reading Mario Kart 8 January 6, 2012 - 8:55pm

Cadillacs, Fairlanes, and Biscaynes are the cars I want around those same years.
Maybe a really old rebuilt model T, or hearse as well.

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Hetch Litman from Somewhere in the mountains of the Pacific Northwest is reading The Violent Bear it Away by Flannery O'Connor January 7, 2012 - 1:06am

old vine zin and a pastrami sandwhich. 

 

You make the call

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aliensoul77 from a cold distant star is reading the writing on the wall. January 7, 2012 - 1:13am

I am so gassy right now.

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Laramore Black from Joplin, Missouri is reading Mario Kart 8 January 7, 2012 - 4:42pm

I just ate chili, I will be too. Am I in the wrong threads or has this site died down a lot? (Or did everyone else just get lives?) Point me in the right direction.

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. January 7, 2012 - 5:09pm

I'm sad about that too. Stop having social lives people.

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Laramore Black from Joplin, Missouri is reading Mario Kart 8 January 7, 2012 - 5:12pm

I missed half the original gold rush and it will now take forever to get that 500 post badge.

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters January 7, 2012 - 6:07pm

I think we had a holiday lull. 

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aliensoul77 from a cold distant star is reading the writing on the wall. January 7, 2012 - 6:34pm

I think people are still sobering up.

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Profunda Saint-... from Calgary, AB is reading Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy Series January 7, 2012 - 10:05pm

Just found out this girl I have known since I was 12 has secretly been a wicked drummer all this time and never told me. Started a new band today. Gonna get me some groupies.

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters October 16, 2012 - 7:30am

I ate a chocolate brownie for breakfast!!  It had frosting!

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sean of the dead from Madisonville, KY is reading Peckerwood, by Jed Ayres October 16, 2012 - 7:37am

and fudge for dinner, right?

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters October 16, 2012 - 7:39am

MAYBE!!!

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OtisTheBulldog from Somerville, MA is reading The Brief Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao by Junot Diaz October 16, 2012 - 8:13am

There's a cute girl who lives on my street who walks a cat on a regular basis. It must take her an hour to go a block. Today we exchanged pleasantries. I pretended she's not crazy because she's attractive.

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. October 16, 2012 - 8:58am

I'm so tired. 

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters October 16, 2012 - 9:01am

Nearly lunch time - someone find me some cake. 

 

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GaryP from Denver is reading a bit of this and that October 16, 2012 - 1:28pm

I ate too many gummy fruit things and my tummy hurts.

I'm not fond of the word "tummy."

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters October 16, 2012 - 1:34pm

I don't like it in reference to myself.  But when speaking of a bear, I find it nice.

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sean of the dead from Madisonville, KY is reading Peckerwood, by Jed Ayres October 16, 2012 - 1:47pm

ironically, when I am walking around my apartment in the mornings before work, drinking my coffee, I walk around in bear feet

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters October 16, 2012 - 1:53pm

Pick them out of this lineup, please!!

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XyZy from New York City is reading Seveneves and Animal Money October 16, 2012 - 1:59pm

I don't like it in reference to myself.  But when speaking of a bear, I find it nice.

As in:

"Oh bother, my tummy is full of bees..."

 

or as in:

"Oh bother, my tummy is full of human..."

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XyZy from New York City is reading Seveneves and Animal Money October 16, 2012 - 2:11pm

Or perhaps:

"Oh bother, my tummy is full of human..."

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters October 16, 2012 - 2:13pm

God as my witness, I will have those koala shoes...and I will wear them EVERYWHERE ALWAYS CONSTANTLY!!!!!!!!!!!!

MY LIFE WILL BE SO AMAZING! 

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Seb from Thanet, Kent, UK October 16, 2012 - 2:35pm

Dunno if this is particularly pointless, but I've just finished the first four chapters of a novel. 14,000 words down, chapter five well underway.

Also, I have normal slippers.

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sean of the dead from Madisonville, KY is reading Peckerwood, by Jed Ayres October 16, 2012 - 2:39pm

CONGRATS...on the normal slippers

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Dave from a city near you is reading constantly October 16, 2012 - 2:59pm

It's raining.

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Utah from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtry October 16, 2012 - 3:00pm

I don't believe you.  It doesn't rain in this fucking state.

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Dave from a city near you is reading constantly October 16, 2012 - 3:13pm

LOL...yeah. Austin seems to be getting it all.

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manda lynn from Ohio is reading Of Love and Other Demons (again) October 16, 2012 - 7:45pm

anyone heard from Grig?

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Utah from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtry October 17, 2012 - 5:52am

@Manda:  No!  I pmmed him the other day to try to get him in on the WAR thing and I haven't heard back.  He's probably off in some third world nation garotting dignitaries.

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manda lynn from Ohio is reading Of Love and Other Demons (again) October 17, 2012 - 7:18am

i thought he was en route to native soul, but i haven't heard from him in almost a month....