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Chester Pane from Portland, Oregon is reading The Brief and Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao by Junot Diaz February 23, 2012 - 11:25pm

I'm too tired for this shit is going to turn into Uh, okay I'm too tired for this shit is going to turn into Uh, okay I'm too tired for this shit is going to turn into Uh, okay I'm too tired for this shit is going to turn into Uh, okay I'm too tired for this shit is going to turn into Uh, okay I'm too tired for this shit is going to turn into Uh, okay I'm too tired for this shit is going to turn into Uh, okay I'm too tired for this shit is going to turn into Uh, okay I'm too tired for this shit is going to turn into Uh, okay I'm too tired for this shit is going to turn into Uh, okay I'm too tired for this shit is going to turn into Uh, okay I'm too tired for this shit is going to turn into Uh, okay I'm too tired for this shit is going to turn into Uh, okay I'm too tired for this shit is going to turn into Uh, okay I'm too tired for this shit is going to turn into Uh, okay I'm too tired for this shit is going to turn into Uh, okay I'm too tired for this shit is going to turn into Uh, okay I'm too tired for this shit is going to turn into Uh, okay I'm too tired for this shit is going to turn into Uh, okay I'm too tired for this shit is going to turn into Uh, okay I'm too tired for this shit is going to turn into Uh, okay I'm too tired for this shit is going to turn into Uh, okay I'm too tired for this shit is going to turn into Uh, okay I'm too tired for this shit is going to turn into Uh, okay I'm too tired for this shit is going to turn into Uh, okay I'm too tired for this shit is going to turn into Uh, okay I'm too tired for this shit is going to turn into Uh, okay I'm too tired for this shit is going to turn into Uh, okay

Is going to turn into I'm a wordy bitch. That is so a t-shirt. This place is missing the boat on exploiting all of you genius's atticisms. 

I need more booze. Can anyone perpetuate this bender. Utah?

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Meshel from Singapore is reading Far from the Madding Crowd by Thomas Hardy February 23, 2012 - 11:24pm

@Renee

Time to go and rest then.

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Chester Pane from Portland, Oregon is reading The Brief and Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao by Junot Diaz February 23, 2012 - 11:26pm

Wrong answer Mesh.

Renee! Snap out of it!

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ReneeAPickup from Southern California is reading Wanderers by Chuck Wendig February 23, 2012 - 11:26pm

Haha @Meshel, yes. And probably for Chester, too!

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Laramore Black from Joplin, Missouri is reading Mario Kart 8 February 23, 2012 - 11:27pm

Nah, just the famous ones. The first is buffalo bill, and the second is professor bates from Californication.

Is it still gay to be somewhat attracted to traps? Like only the female parts?
It just seems like proper etiquette to offer a handy after feeling their chest up.

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ReneeAPickup from Southern California is reading Wanderers by Chuck Wendig February 23, 2012 - 11:27pm

And Chester, if you make millions (or even ones) on "I'm a wordy bitch" tee shirts, I expect one free of charge. 

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aliensoul77 from a cold distant star is reading the writing on the wall. February 23, 2012 - 11:27pm

Chester, are you okay?  Do I have to call for help?

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Laramore Black from Joplin, Missouri is reading Mario Kart 8 February 23, 2012 - 11:29pm

If he can still copy and paste he is fine.

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Chester Pane from Portland, Oregon is reading The Brief and Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao by Junot Diaz February 23, 2012 - 11:31pm

Am I okay? Better every beer. Fuck, I am a fuckin' bachelor until Wednesday. Got to take advantage bender wise. Plus it is fun. Well for now anyway.

Renee: Of course. Not only that but I would cut you in on the profits.

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Utah from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtry February 24, 2012 - 7:30am

Chester is apparently generous when he drinks.

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters February 24, 2012 - 7:37am

Most people are.

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Chris Davis from Indiana is reading A Feast of Snakes by Harry Crews February 24, 2012 - 8:09am

"She smelled like perfume and bukake"

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Liana from Romania and Texas is reading Naked Lunch February 24, 2012 - 9:05am

We still playing the 6 game?

The condom broke, my mom said.

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Chester Pane from Portland, Oregon is reading The Brief and Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao by Junot Diaz February 24, 2012 - 9:08am

It always did dad was big

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Liana from Romania and Texas is reading Naked Lunch February 24, 2012 - 9:13am

He should use a plastic bag!

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Chris Davis from Indiana is reading A Feast of Snakes by Harry Crews February 24, 2012 - 9:15am

@Liana- Wasn't sure if we still were or not. I just read the Craig Clevenger essay about using contrasting elements to be descriptive in fewer words and thought I would try it here.

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters February 24, 2012 - 9:19am

“You can’t find them,” she called.  

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Chester Pane from Portland, Oregon is reading The Brief and Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao by Junot Diaz February 24, 2012 - 9:22am

That is because spermatozoa are minute.

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OtisTheBulldog from Somerville, MA is reading The Brief Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao by Junot Diaz February 24, 2012 - 9:34am

And the long awaited sequel to my short story, "Rock show tonight, ticket in hand."

Heartless Bastards leveled the Middle East.

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Utah from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtry February 24, 2012 - 9:57am

And finally the world had peace.

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Liana from Romania and Texas is reading Naked Lunch February 24, 2012 - 10:19am

And nobody to enjoy the peace.

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Utah from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtry February 24, 2012 - 10:31am

"And that was fine," said Misanthropist.

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Covewriter from Nashville, Tennessee is reading & Sons February 24, 2012 - 11:04am

I'm not your Mom, but you are.

 

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Meshel from Singapore is reading Far from the Madding Crowd by Thomas Hardy February 24, 2012 - 11:16am

With this, I rest my case.

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Liana from Romania and Texas is reading Naked Lunch February 24, 2012 - 11:41am

But has the case rested you?

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Meshel from Singapore is reading Far from the Madding Crowd by Thomas Hardy February 24, 2012 - 11:45am

Definitely - I have the final say.

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Jose F. Diaz from Boston is reading Wolf Hall by Hilary Mantel February 24, 2012 - 12:03pm

Defiantly stand for those who can't.

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Dwayne from Cincinnati, Ohio (suburbs) is reading books that rotate to often to keep this updated February 24, 2012 - 9:03pm

My eyelids are chapped.

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Meshel from Singapore is reading Far from the Madding Crowd by Thomas Hardy February 24, 2012 - 9:50pm

There's no such thing as can't!

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Laramore Black from Joplin, Missouri is reading Mario Kart 8 February 24, 2012 - 9:51pm

We get lonely, late at night.

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters February 24, 2012 - 9:56pm

Bedtime LitReactor gives me funny dreams.

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Chester Pane from Portland, Oregon is reading The Brief and Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao by Junot Diaz February 24, 2012 - 10:17pm

That is a good one dolly.

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ReneeAPickup from Southern California is reading Wanderers by Chuck Wendig February 25, 2012 - 10:26am

It was the prescription drugs again.

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Deets999 from Connecticut is reading Adjustment Day February 25, 2012 - 7:46pm

Deconstructed one helix at a time.

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aliensoul77 from a cold distant star is reading the writing on the wall. February 25, 2012 - 11:03pm

meow?

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner February 26, 2012 - 4:41am

Apocalypse meow. 

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OtisTheBulldog from Somerville, MA is reading The Brief Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao by Junot Diaz February 27, 2012 - 8:03am

Marlon Brando, leading man, gluttonously unnattractive. 

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner February 27, 2012 - 8:32am

Haha dude that is pretty epic

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Jose F. Diaz from Boston is reading Wolf Hall by Hilary Mantel February 27, 2012 - 9:00am

A mother pacing is never good.

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Laramore Black from Joplin, Missouri is reading Mario Kart 8 February 27, 2012 - 9:25am

I'm never drinking liquor again, guys.

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner February 27, 2012 - 9:25am

Somehow I don't believe it. 

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Laramore Black from Joplin, Missouri is reading Mario Kart 8 February 27, 2012 - 9:27am

Litreactor AA meetings begin the first.

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters February 27, 2012 - 9:29am

Will there be beer readily available?

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner February 27, 2012 - 9:29am

Hi, my name is Matt and I free-base Listerine. 

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Laramore Black from Joplin, Missouri is reading Mario Kart 8 February 27, 2012 - 9:31am

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner February 27, 2012 - 9:41am

Ha! Classic, great show too. 

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters September 12, 2012 - 9:26am

So...I thought of this thread today.  And I realized there were so many new people now that it might be fun to bring it back.  Then I read it all and saw where it had run its course...

But I'm gonna try anyway!!

One sentence story, please!

?

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bryanhowie from FW, ID is reading East of Eden. Steinbeck is FUCKING AMAZING. September 12, 2012 - 9:59am

Yeah, that is blood in my beard.

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ArlaneEnalra from Texas is reading Right now I'm editing . . .. September 12, 2012 - 11:51am

"The power to do anything but be remembered."

 

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Scott MacDonald from UK is reading Perfidia September 12, 2012 - 12:21pm

A clown. Smiling.

Closer.

...then darkness.