Chester Pane
from Portland, Oregon is reading The Brief and Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao by Junot DiazFebruary 23, 2012 - 11:25pm
I'm too tired for this shit is going to turn into Uh, okay I'm too tired for this shit is going to turn into Uh, okay I'm too tired for this shit is going to turn into Uh, okay I'm too tired for this shit is going to turn into Uh, okay I'm too tired for this shit is going to turn into Uh, okay I'm too tired for this shit is going to turn into Uh, okay I'm too tired for this shit is going to turn into Uh, okay I'm too tired for this shit is going to turn into Uh, okay I'm too tired for this shit is going to turn into Uh, okay I'm too tired for this shit is going to turn into Uh, okay I'm too tired for this shit is going to turn into Uh, okay I'm too tired for this shit is going to turn into Uh, okay I'm too tired for this shit is going to turn into Uh, okay I'm too tired for this shit is going to turn into Uh, okay I'm too tired for this shit is going to turn into Uh, okay I'm too tired for this shit is going to turn into Uh, okay I'm too tired for this shit is going to turn into Uh, okay I'm too tired for this shit is going to turn into Uh, okay I'm too tired for this shit is going to turn into Uh, okay I'm too tired for this shit is going to turn into Uh, okay I'm too tired for this shit is going to turn into Uh, okay I'm too tired for this shit is going to turn into Uh, okay I'm too tired for this shit is going to turn into Uh, okay I'm too tired for this shit is going to turn into Uh, okay I'm too tired for this shit is going to turn into Uh, okay I'm too tired for this shit is going to turn into Uh, okay I'm too tired for this shit is going to turn into Uh, okay I'm too tired for this shit is going to turn into Uh, okay
Is going to turn into I'm a wordy bitch. That is so a t-shirt. This place is missing the boat on exploiting all of you genius's atticisms.
I need more booze. Can anyone perpetuate this bender. Utah?
Meshel
from Singapore is reading Far from the Madding Crowd by Thomas HardyFebruary 23, 2012 - 11:24pm
@Renee
Time to go and rest then.
Chester Pane
from Portland, Oregon is reading The Brief and Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao by Junot DiazFebruary 23, 2012 - 11:26pm
Wrong answer Mesh.
Renee! Snap out of it!
Class Facilitator
ReneeAPickup
from Southern California is reading Wanderers by Chuck WendigFebruary 23, 2012 - 11:26pm
Haha @Meshel, yes. And probably for Chester, too!
Laramore Black
from Joplin, Missouri is reading Mario Kart 8February 23, 2012 - 11:27pm
Nah, just the famous ones. The first is buffalo bill, and the second is professor bates from Californication.
Is it still gay to be somewhat attracted to traps? Like only the female parts?
It just seems like proper etiquette to offer a handy after feeling their chest up.
Class Facilitator
ReneeAPickup
from Southern California is reading Wanderers by Chuck WendigFebruary 23, 2012 - 11:27pm
And Chester, if you make millions (or even ones) on "I'm a wordy bitch" tee shirts, I expect one free of charge.
aliensoul77
from a cold distant star is reading the writing on the wall.February 23, 2012 - 11:27pm
Chester, are you okay? Do I have to call for help?
Laramore Black
from Joplin, Missouri is reading Mario Kart 8February 23, 2012 - 11:29pm
If he can still copy and paste he is fine.
Chester Pane
from Portland, Oregon is reading The Brief and Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao by Junot DiazFebruary 23, 2012 - 11:31pm
Am I okay? Better every beer. Fuck, I am a fuckin' bachelor until Wednesday. Got to take advantage bender wise. Plus it is fun. Well for now anyway.
Renee: Of course. Not only that but I would cut you in on the profits.
Moderator
Utah
from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtryFebruary 24, 2012 - 7:30am
Chester is apparently generous when he drinks.
avery of the dead
from Kentucky is reading Cipher SistersFebruary 24, 2012 - 7:37am
Most people are.
Chris Davis
from Indiana is reading A Feast of Snakes by Harry CrewsFebruary 24, 2012 - 8:09am
"She smelled like perfume and bukake"
Liana
from Romania and Texas is reading Naked LunchFebruary 24, 2012 - 9:05am
We still playing the 6 game?
The condom broke, my mom said.
Chester Pane
from Portland, Oregon is reading The Brief and Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao by Junot DiazFebruary 24, 2012 - 9:08am
It always did dad was big
Liana
from Romania and Texas is reading Naked LunchFebruary 24, 2012 - 9:13am
He should use a plastic bag!
Chris Davis
from Indiana is reading A Feast of Snakes by Harry CrewsFebruary 24, 2012 - 9:15am
@Liana- Wasn't sure if we still were or not. I just read the Craig Clevenger essay about using contrasting elements to be descriptive in fewer words and thought I would try it here.
avery of the dead
from Kentucky is reading Cipher SistersFebruary 24, 2012 - 9:19am
“You can’t find them,” she called.
Chester Pane
from Portland, Oregon is reading The Brief and Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao by Junot DiazFebruary 24, 2012 - 9:22am
That is because spermatozoa are minute.
OtisTheBulldog
from Somerville, MA is reading The Brief Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao by Junot DiazFebruary 24, 2012 - 9:34am
And the long awaited sequel to my short story, "Rock show tonight, ticket in hand."
Heartless Bastards leveled the Middle East.
Moderator
Utah
from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtryFebruary 24, 2012 - 9:57am
And finally the world had peace.
Liana
from Romania and Texas is reading Naked LunchFebruary 24, 2012 - 10:19am
And nobody to enjoy the peace.
Moderator
Utah
from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtryFebruary 24, 2012 - 10:31am
"And that was fine," said Misanthropist.
Covewriter
from Nashville, Tennessee is reading & SonsFebruary 24, 2012 - 11:04am
I'm not your Mom, but you are.
Meshel
from Singapore is reading Far from the Madding Crowd by Thomas HardyFebruary 24, 2012 - 11:16am
With this, I rest my case.
Liana
from Romania and Texas is reading Naked LunchFebruary 24, 2012 - 11:41am
But has the case rested you?
Meshel
from Singapore is reading Far from the Madding Crowd by Thomas HardyFebruary 24, 2012 - 11:45am
Definitely - I have the final say.
Jose F. Diaz
from Boston is reading Wolf Hall by Hilary MantelFebruary 24, 2012 - 12:03pm
Defiantly stand for those who can't.
Dwayne
from Cincinnati, Ohio (suburbs) is reading books that rotate to often to keep this updatedFebruary 24, 2012 - 9:03pm
My eyelids are chapped.
Meshel
from Singapore is reading Far from the Madding Crowd by Thomas HardyFebruary 24, 2012 - 9:50pm
There's no such thing as can't!
Laramore Black
from Joplin, Missouri is reading Mario Kart 8February 24, 2012 - 9:51pm
We get lonely, late at night.
avery of the dead
from Kentucky is reading Cipher SistersFebruary 24, 2012 - 9:56pm
Bedtime LitReactor gives me funny dreams.
Chester Pane
from Portland, Oregon is reading The Brief and Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao by Junot DiazFebruary 24, 2012 - 10:17pm
That is a good one dolly.
Class Facilitator
ReneeAPickup
from Southern California is reading Wanderers by Chuck WendigFebruary 25, 2012 - 10:26am
It was the prescription drugs again.
Deets999
from Connecticut is reading Adjustment DayFebruary 25, 2012 - 7:46pm
Deconstructed one helix at a time.
aliensoul77
from a cold distant star is reading the writing on the wall.February 25, 2012 - 11:03pm
meow?
Matt Attack
from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William FaulknerFebruary 26, 2012 - 4:41am
Apocalypse meow.
OtisTheBulldog
from Somerville, MA is reading The Brief Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao by Junot DiazFebruary 27, 2012 - 8:03am
Marlon Brando, leading man, gluttonously unnattractive.
Matt Attack
from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William FaulknerFebruary 27, 2012 - 8:32am
Haha dude that is pretty epic
Jose F. Diaz
from Boston is reading Wolf Hall by Hilary MantelFebruary 27, 2012 - 9:00am
A mother pacing is never good.
Laramore Black
from Joplin, Missouri is reading Mario Kart 8February 27, 2012 - 9:25am
I'm never drinking liquor again, guys.
Matt Attack
from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William FaulknerFebruary 27, 2012 - 9:25am
Somehow I don't believe it.
Laramore Black
from Joplin, Missouri is reading Mario Kart 8February 27, 2012 - 9:27am
Litreactor AA meetings begin the first.
avery of the dead
from Kentucky is reading Cipher SistersFebruary 27, 2012 - 9:29am
Will there be beer readily available?
Matt Attack
from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William FaulknerFebruary 27, 2012 - 9:29am
Hi, my name is Matt and I free-base Listerine.
Laramore Black
from Joplin, Missouri is reading Mario Kart 8February 27, 2012 - 9:31am
Matt Attack
from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William FaulknerFebruary 27, 2012 - 9:41am
Ha! Classic, great show too.
avery of the dead
from Kentucky is reading Cipher SistersSeptember 12, 2012 - 9:26am
So...I thought of this thread today. And I realized there were so many new people now that it might be fun to bring it back. Then I read it all and saw where it had run its course...
But I'm gonna try anyway!!
One sentence story, please!
?
bryanhowie
from FW, ID is reading East of Eden. Steinbeck is FUCKING AMAZING.September 12, 2012 - 9:59am
Yeah, that is blood in my beard.
ArlaneEnalra
from Texas is reading Right now I'm editing . . ..September 12, 2012 - 11:51am
"The power to do anything but be remembered."
Scott MacDonald
from UK is reading PerfidiaSeptember 12, 2012 - 12:21pm
I'm too tired for this shit is going to turn into Uh, okay I'm too tired for this shit is going to turn into Uh, okay I'm too tired for this shit is going to turn into Uh, okay I'm too tired for this shit is going to turn into Uh, okay I'm too tired for this shit is going to turn into Uh, okay I'm too tired for this shit is going to turn into Uh, okay I'm too tired for this shit is going to turn into Uh, okay I'm too tired for this shit is going to turn into Uh, okay I'm too tired for this shit is going to turn into Uh, okay I'm too tired for this shit is going to turn into Uh, okay I'm too tired for this shit is going to turn into Uh, okay I'm too tired for this shit is going to turn into Uh, okay I'm too tired for this shit is going to turn into Uh, okay I'm too tired for this shit is going to turn into Uh, okay I'm too tired for this shit is going to turn into Uh, okay I'm too tired for this shit is going to turn into Uh, okay I'm too tired for this shit is going to turn into Uh, okay I'm too tired for this shit is going to turn into Uh, okay I'm too tired for this shit is going to turn into Uh, okay I'm too tired for this shit is going to turn into Uh, okay I'm too tired for this shit is going to turn into Uh, okay I'm too tired for this shit is going to turn into Uh, okay I'm too tired for this shit is going to turn into Uh, okay I'm too tired for this shit is going to turn into Uh, okay I'm too tired for this shit is going to turn into Uh, okay I'm too tired for this shit is going to turn into Uh, okay I'm too tired for this shit is going to turn into Uh, okay I'm too tired for this shit is going to turn into Uh, okay
Is going to turn into I'm a wordy bitch. That is so a t-shirt. This place is missing the boat on exploiting all of you genius's atticisms.
I need more booze. Can anyone perpetuate this bender. Utah?
@Renee
Time to go and rest then.
Wrong answer Mesh.
Renee! Snap out of it!
Haha @Meshel, yes. And probably for Chester, too!
Nah, just the famous ones. The first is buffalo bill, and the second is professor bates from Californication.
Is it still gay to be somewhat attracted to traps? Like only the female parts?
It just seems like proper etiquette to offer a handy after feeling their chest up.
And Chester, if you make millions (or even ones) on "I'm a wordy bitch" tee shirts, I expect one free of charge.
Chester, are you okay? Do I have to call for help?
If he can still copy and paste he is fine.
Am I okay? Better every beer. Fuck, I am a fuckin' bachelor until Wednesday. Got to take advantage bender wise. Plus it is fun. Well for now anyway.
Renee: Of course. Not only that but I would cut you in on the profits.
Chester is apparently generous when he drinks.
Most people are.
"She smelled like perfume and bukake"
We still playing the 6 game?
The condom broke, my mom said.
It always did dad was big
He should use a plastic bag!
@Liana- Wasn't sure if we still were or not. I just read the Craig Clevenger essay about using contrasting elements to be descriptive in fewer words and thought I would try it here.
“You can’t find them,” she called.
That is because spermatozoa are minute.
And the long awaited sequel to my short story, "Rock show tonight, ticket in hand."
Heartless Bastards leveled the Middle East.
And finally the world had peace.
And nobody to enjoy the peace.
"And that was fine," said Misanthropist.
I'm not your Mom, but you are.
With this, I rest my case.
But has the case rested you?
Definitely - I have the final say.
Defiantly stand for those who can't.
My eyelids are chapped.
There's no such thing as can't!
We get lonely, late at night.
Bedtime LitReactor gives me funny dreams.
That is a good one dolly.
It was the prescription drugs again.
Deconstructed one helix at a time.
meow?
Apocalypse meow.
Marlon Brando, leading man, gluttonously unnattractive.
Haha dude that is pretty epic
A mother pacing is never good.
I'm never drinking liquor again, guys.
Somehow I don't believe it.
Litreactor AA meetings begin the first.
Will there be beer readily available?
Hi, my name is Matt and I free-base Listerine.
Ha! Classic, great show too.
So...I thought of this thread today. And I realized there were so many new people now that it might be fun to bring it back. Then I read it all and saw where it had run its course...
But I'm gonna try anyway!!
One sentence story, please!
?
Yeah, that is blood in my beard.
"The power to do anything but be remembered."
A clown. Smiling.
Closer.
...then darkness.