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Laramore Black from Joplin, Missouri is reading Mario Kart 8 January 9, 2013 - 7:17pm

I just whored you myself, mother fucker.

YOU'RE LATE TO THE RENEE PARTY.

 

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Sound from Azusa, CA is reading Greener Pastures by Michael Wehunt January 9, 2013 - 7:43pm

Renee, I read that. It was a very cool piece. 

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ReneeAPickup from Southern California is reading Wanderers by Chuck Wendig January 9, 2013 - 7:56pm

YOU'RE LATE TO THE RENEE PARTY.

What's funny is I read that and still somehow missed the link to mine. Whoopsie.

And thanks, Matt! I'm stoked that people seem to like them... I was worried as I haven't done much in the way of nonfiction.

 

 

 

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Laramore Black from Joplin, Missouri is reading Mario Kart 8 January 9, 2013 - 8:28pm

HOLY FUCKIN' GODDAMN SHIT & TUMMY STICKS.

Just checked my email to find DarkMedia will be publishing an Autophonomania novel excerpt in February!

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ReneeAPickup from Southern California is reading Wanderers by Chuck Wendig January 9, 2013 - 10:08pm

fuck yeah!

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bryanhowie from FW, ID is reading East of Eden. Steinbeck is FUCKING AMAZING. January 10, 2013 - 11:36am

Awesome.  Congrats.

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner January 10, 2013 - 3:34pm

I finally got around to making an artist page on FB and Twitter ! 

 

Like me, adore me! Don't hate me! 

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JerryTheFly is reading The Day of the Locust by Nathanael West January 10, 2013 - 5:26pm

James is a hipster college student and a writer without anything to write about. His morbid outlook helps him have the idea to write a novel about a hipster serial killer named James. And what better way to get good material on murder than to become a killer?

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Laramore Black from Joplin, Missouri is reading Mario Kart 8 January 10, 2013 - 5:57pm

#yolo

On a different note of whoring, the non-fictional side I mean. Today there was an IndieGoGo campaign formed revolving around me that will only last a week. For more information check it out here

It really embarasses me to ask for anyone's help. That's why if you have me on any social networks or have monitored my activity around here, you will probably be surprised to find unlike most people and their problems I have been suffering in silence for the greater part of a year. Mostly I just didn't want anyone to see me bleeding, if you know what I mean.

I thought all the pieces had finally fallen together until today. Luckily, I have made great friends at Imperial Youth Review and they are creating an anthology strictly to help me called SALVATION BLACK.

Which is pretty cool, self-charity or not, to have a whole anthology dedicated to you by strangers.

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Courtney from the Midwest is reading Monkey: A Journey to the West and a thousand college textbooks January 10, 2013 - 9:23pm

I'm so excited Matt got a new Twitter!! And that Rian followed me. I didn't know he had a Twitter and I saw it and was super stoked.

Thanks, Renee!

All the SYW stuff looks really good, too. I'm devouring this fucking thread.

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Michael J. Riser from CA, TX, Japan, back to CA is reading The Tyrant - Michael Cisco, The Devil Takes You Home - Gabino Iglesias January 11, 2013 - 9:01am

Awesome Matt, followed.

Laramore, that's quite the story. I feel for you, brother, but good on you for not giving up. Best of luck... I hope things look up for you. I've... maybe not quite been there, but I've been there.

For my own whoring, I've had my second piece published, a short story entitled Snow Angels which you can find in the January issue of Downer Magazine. Would love your feedback and support. Liking and sharing. Touching and rubbing.

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bryanhowie from FW, ID is reading East of Eden. Steinbeck is FUCKING AMAZING. January 11, 2013 - 9:15am

My story "Who You Are" is on the Surreal Grotesque podcast.  clicky the link to hear it read to you.

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Laramore Black from Joplin, Missouri is reading Mario Kart 8 January 11, 2013 - 12:23pm

Laramore, that's quite the story. I feel for you, brother, but good on you for not giving up. Best of luck... I hope things look up for you. I've... maybe not quite been there, but I've been there.

Thanks, Michael! - And thanks for the donation. This is honestly just an appeal to sympathy from strangers, I don't expect people I know to help. In fact, it already has the shot I was hoping for, IndieGoGo will put things that collected funding in its first days on the front page so maybe I'll hit the mooching artist lottery or something.

 

January issue of Downer Magazine.

I've always liked the look of that site, need to get something new into them myself.

 

All the SYW stuff looks really good, too.

Thanks, Courtney! I kind of like this thread more than the others. It feels more productive to post here and more enticing to come up with something worth posting here.

 

Small whoring: Cutting Edge got back to me about my samples, synopsis and proposal this morning:

Thank you for your submission , I feel that it is an interesting idea . It is closely allied to near death experiences[involuntary] which have a life changing ,usually enhancing effect.
It is a book which if developed properly and with an “interesting”  ending we could look at publishing. At this stage this is not a commitment but I would be happy to see more of it.

It's not much and definitely not a contract, but it's enough to drive me to the metaphorical finish line. Plus it definitely sounds like I may have just found it a very strong home in the future.

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters January 11, 2013 - 12:33pm

Hey!  I spent a little time whoring some of YOU!

Go check that out. 

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Laramore Black from Joplin, Missouri is reading Mario Kart 8 January 11, 2013 - 12:57pm

You are whoring a whoring?

That's so dirty.

I like it.

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ReneeAPickup from Southern California is reading Wanderers by Chuck Wendig January 11, 2013 - 3:05pm

We're all whores here.

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Laramore Black from Joplin, Missouri is reading Mario Kart 8 January 13, 2013 - 11:14am

Just got word my letter to Charles Bukowski is likely to be used as an introduction to this anthology.

I still need to write a damn story for the old dead fucker though.

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bryanhowie from FW, ID is reading East of Eden. Steinbeck is FUCKING AMAZING. January 13, 2013 - 11:18am

That's incredible.  

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Laramore Black from Joplin, Missouri is reading Mario Kart 8 January 13, 2013 - 11:39am
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bryanhowie from FW, ID is reading East of Eden. Steinbeck is FUCKING AMAZING. January 13, 2013 - 12:07pm

Done.

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Laramore Black from Joplin, Missouri is reading Mario Kart 8 January 13, 2013 - 12:37pm

Yeah, there's also that horror for cancer charity one, but I haven't come up with much.

There's also this one I stumbled onto that got my attention.

Fun fact: That killer that The Doors song is about was originally buried outside my town.

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Richard from St. Louis is reading various anthologies January 14, 2013 - 11:00am

"Did you see this?" Richard said, typing with a frantic energy. "My new Storyville column is up, and it's all about dialogue."

http://litreactor.com/columns/storyville-writing-dialogue

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dufrescm from Wisconsin is reading Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep January 14, 2013 - 11:27am

I <3 your Storyville articles, Richard.

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Mess_Jess from Sydney, Australia, living in Toronto, Canada is reading Perfect by Rachael Joyce January 14, 2013 - 12:10pm

@Richard - Great article, as always. I had one question about structuring interruptions in dialogue, so I've posted it in the comments. 

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Richard from St. Louis is reading various anthologies January 14, 2013 - 4:11pm

thanks guys. i let my bias against ellipses get in the way a bit, i think. :-)

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Bekanator from Kamloops, British Columbia is reading Ugly Girls by Lindsay Hunter January 19, 2013 - 7:32pm

Hey guys,

Haven't whored myself out in a while, but Pulp Modern 4 has finally been released on Amazon. It featured my WAR1 story, "Better Places". It's the zombie/unicorn/rape-y one, so if you wanna jump on board, click on the link to buy:

PULP MODERN 4

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Sound from Azusa, CA is reading Greener Pastures by Michael Wehunt January 19, 2013 - 11:18pm

Congrats, Rebecca. I'll have to read that to figure out how the hell you managed to merge those three things into one story. 

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wickedvoodoo from Mansfield, England is reading stuff. January 21, 2013 - 3:49pm

You can "Like" the Solarcide Facebook page by January 31st to be in with a chance of winning a SIGNED copy of TV Snorted My Brain by bizarro fiction veteran, Bradley Sands.

You'd be crazy to miss this one.

Rock on, guys and gals.

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Craig Schroeder from Tallahassee is reading Helter Skelter by Vincent Bugliosi January 23, 2013 - 6:21pm

Hey everyone! The comic book (that began as an assignment in a LitReactor class) is now 120% funded on Kickstarter. We're looking for even more before the Kickstarter ends!

Help us out by donating at bit.ly/hitcomic or liking our Facebook page at www.facebook.com/GentlemanBabyComics

Thanks!

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Meester Uttley January 23, 2013 - 10:24pm

 

I'll whore it up a little. My book is on Amazon with a few good reviews, I'm in the middle of a blog blast-style promo with a giveaway and am ramping my blog up to do more reviews of memoir and narrative nonfiction.

Now that I showed you a little teat, what I need from you is to just swing by my blog, help me out with a like or a follow or something. Maybe jump into the giveaway or linky up to a blogging meme.

I just said linky up to a blogging meme. What language is this? What... am I... becoming?

http://mruttleysz.wordpress.com

 

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Linda from Sweden is reading Fearful Symmetries January 24, 2013 - 1:10pm

This is a modest achievement, but it's the first time I've had story published, and Fools at Sea was the first one I wrote in English, so I'm going to whore it out anyway. 

http://www.shipwrightsreview.com/fools-at-sea/

 

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JEFFREY GRANT BARR from Central OR is reading Nothing but fucking Shakespeare, for the rest of my life January 25, 2013 - 11:15am

eFiction Horror accepted one of my flash pieces called 'Man of the House'. I'm not sure when it will appear online/in the mag.

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Bob Pastorella from Groves, Texas is reading murder books trying to stay hip, I'm thinking of you, and you're out there so Say your prayers, Say your prayers, Say your prayers January 25, 2013 - 8:05pm

Need a little pimping help here, guys and gals. This guy makes the most badass muthafuckin Action Figures, EVER, and he does it for pure pleasure. I'd really appreciate it if you peeps could show some love by checking out the interview and liking his page, links at the bottom. Phenomenal Stuff! Thanks. And Like ManArchy too, if you haven't already. More Thanks!

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JEFFREY GRANT BARR from Central OR is reading Nothing but fucking Shakespeare, for the rest of my life January 25, 2013 - 9:00pm

Today has been a good day: I got my second acceptance of the day this afternoon: Encounters magazine has accepted my short story 'The Creche' for publication in their February issue. 

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Jonathan Riley from Memphis, Tennessee is reading Flashover by Gordon Highland January 25, 2013 - 9:03pm

Congrats Jeff. Let us know when they go up, can't wait to read them.

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Nick Wilczynski from Greensboro, NC is reading A Dance with Dragons by George R.R. Martin January 26, 2013 - 12:36am
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Richard from St. Louis is reading various anthologies January 26, 2013 - 8:57pm

wow, congrats guys, i can't even keep up with all of this. man, so much talent.

first secret blurb is in for my second short story collection, Staring Into the Abyss. out in March. it's the LR book club selection in July, as well.

"Staring into the Abyss is gritty and ugly, seductive and sexy. Inside these filthy walls you will find everything you've ever feared you'd become; thugs, drunks, cons, prostitutes, murderers. Think of these pages as a mirror of what anyone—even you—can become, after just a few critical mistakes in life. Richard Thomas has proven time and again that he is one of the rising stars in the neo-noir culture. With Staring into the Abyss, he proves he has mastered it."

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Mess_Jess from Sydney, Australia, living in Toronto, Canada is reading Perfect by Rachael Joyce January 27, 2013 - 12:06am

^^ I am so well ahead of July's Book Club. :D

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Emma C from Los Angeles is reading Black Spire by Delilah Dawson January 27, 2013 - 8:59pm

Hey, y'all! February will be a big month for me:

"Bake Sale" will appear in the February issue of Parable Press.

"Rum to Whiskey" will appear in the next issue of Circa Review, due out early February.

"Death's Door" will appear in the next issue of Devilfish Review.

I will also have work appearing in the forthcoming anthology "Monstrous Parts". Information to follow on that release, as the project will be crowdfunded.

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Jonathan Riley from Memphis, Tennessee is reading Flashover by Gordon Highland January 27, 2013 - 9:03pm

That's fantastic. I can't wait to read them all again.

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Sound from Azusa, CA is reading Greener Pastures by Michael Wehunt January 27, 2013 - 9:08pm

Jesus, Emma, you've been busy! :) Congrats! 

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JEFFREY GRANT BARR from Central OR is reading Nothing but fucking Shakespeare, for the rest of my life January 27, 2013 - 9:45pm

Good job Emme! Also looking forward to Richard's collection, which is going to be a banger for sure. I haven't taken part in the LR book club stuff yet, I figure that's a good one to start on.

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Laramore Black from Joplin, Missouri is reading Mario Kart 8 January 27, 2013 - 10:16pm

My flash, The Long Way Home was accepted at Shotgun Honey.

Scheduled to be published on March 25th.

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Laramore Black from Joplin, Missouri is reading Mario Kart 8 January 28, 2013 - 8:59am

Oh and last time I checked I was winning the Port Cities Review link share contest.

If you haven't heard of it, it's Mark Vanderpool's upcoming literary market.

And my whole life is a sob story, so help me win by sharing this link: http://portcitieslaunch.com/?ref=8BmF4

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leah_beth from New Jersey - now in Charleston, SC is reading five different books at once. January 28, 2013 - 9:43am

I love to come out here and catch up on everyone's good news. And there's SO MUCH of it! Congrats all!!

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Sound from Azusa, CA is reading Greener Pastures by Michael Wehunt January 28, 2013 - 9:49am

Emma, I think we're actually in the SAME issue of Circa. Just got the acceptance letter for my story, "Alistair's Magnets" this morning. It's also out in the early Feb issue.

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Richard from St. Louis is reading various anthologies January 28, 2013 - 2:50pm

Nice job, Emme. We're family now, not that we weren't already. I have work up at both Circa and Parable, I'll be in the Feb issue of PP (with you too, Sound!). And Shotgun Honey, nice, I have work there too. So cool to be able to share places and publications with you all.

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Sound from Azusa, CA is reading Greener Pastures by Michael Wehunt January 28, 2013 - 3:11pm

Cool Richard, I'm at (or will be soon) all of the places you mentioned :). My first Noir story will be up on Shotgun Honey early Feb, too.

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SConley from Texas is reading Coin Locker Babies January 28, 2013 - 3:26pm

I have a story coming up in Ink Monkey Magazine. She's been working on the issue for a while but it should be ready any day now.

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Jonathan Riley from Memphis, Tennessee is reading Flashover by Gordon Highland February 1, 2013 - 11:15am

My first publication, a flash piece titled "Rocked," went up at Parable Press today. You can read it Here!

Also, you can read a review of Richard Thomas's "Staring into the Abyss" written by the tallented and lovely Jess Meadows. Here! And Richard has a story, "Kiss Off" up at Parable Press as well. Here!

Also enjoy Bake Sale By the awesome Emma (La Emme Nakitta) Clark, Pussy by Bryan Howie, and The Chitlin' Circuit by Christa Knott-Dufresne

Just whoring a little success of fellow LitReactor's publications and pimping our own Courtney Duff's new press that is publishing great work. I appologize if I left anyone from these parts off the list. I hope I got them all.

Enjoy Everyone.
 

Thanks,

--JR--