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_onix from United States is reading Spoiled Brats by Tim Rich May 14, 2013 - 5:31pm

This is the body of the post, encased within a couple of p tags, div tags, a css style sheet and most likely a highly customized CMS written in PHP, mySQL or both. 

This statement explains the previous information dump because the author of this post (who has decided to name himself Onix), is a Computer Science major currently waiting for the fall term to start in a drowsy South Texas state university. 

This statement constitutes a disclaimer: The readers may notice that at times both spelling and grammar may not be top notch. This is because Onix's first langauge is not English due to his Mexican origins. However, Onix acknowledges that this disclaimer is not an excuse for poor writing skills.

The following sentences must be read in an overjoyed, childish tone to achieve pathos in the reader: Onix recently discovered LitReactor while reading Chuck Palahniuck's website. He's more than eager to engage in discussion, review and workshops to improve his writing and offer opinions on other people's work. He's also happy to oblige in the outright destruction and slandering of his own literary work.

This list constitutes a collection of Onix's hobbies and interests. Note how all of the entries in this list do not start with the letter "T": Playing videogames, coding for mobile platforms, general lust for knowledge, watching violent movies, physics, Japan and folklore. 

The reader must wave at the electronic device where this statement is read to achieve asychronous social pleasantries over the internet, as Onix has effusively done so himself. 

This statement concludes the forum post. 

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Utah from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtry May 14, 2013 - 10:07pm

Onix.  Welcome.

We like to break shit here.  So come break shit.

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Liana from Romania and Texas is reading Naked Lunch May 15, 2013 - 9:37am

South Texas eh? Well I'm in McAllen. So hello, hi, hola, etc. 

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sean of the dead from Madisonville, KY is reading Peckerwood, by Jed Ayres May 15, 2013 - 9:58am

With all this Texas in here, I feel like this thread is going to threaten secession...

also, welcome onix! I loved Bacdafucup!

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Dwayne from Cincinnati, Ohio (suburbs) is reading books that rotate to often to keep this updated May 16, 2013 - 12:09pm

Don't be crazy Sean. If this thread tries secession how are we going to tell all the other threads how much better it is to be from this thread? 

Hi Onix. You've either had a very horrible English teacher who taught you that was how we speak as a joke or you're done fine with your English skills and off beat sense of humor.

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Mess_Jess from Sydney, Australia, living in Toronto, Canada is reading Perfect by Rachael Joyce May 16, 2013 - 6:14pm

Welcome, Onix!