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Utah from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtry February 24, 2012 - 7:02am

We can follow that up with

New Noir:  Danny Steals Flaminia's Ideas

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Flaminia Ferina from Umbria is reading stuff February 24, 2012 - 7:09am

Nah, no one would notice that.

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Utah from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtry February 24, 2012 - 7:10am

Of course they would.  It's my idea, so it's great!

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Flaminia Ferina from Umbria is reading stuff February 24, 2012 - 7:17am

Uh, okay.

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters February 24, 2012 - 7:18am

Flamina  - don't feel bad, they do the same thing to me. 

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Utah from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtry February 24, 2012 - 7:25am

Exactly.  One time Avery was all, "Man, you guys really oughta talk a bunch about gender-specific communication patterns and how they apply to romantic selection," and then we did but we gave Matt the credit.

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Flaminia Ferina from Umbria is reading stuff February 24, 2012 - 7:30am

Hahaha Avery, thanks for the sympathy. So you surely know how much fun there is in raising a hell out of it and making everybody feel guilty, lol.

Seriously, it's cool. And the name, I mean, it was just out there for grabs, so anybody could have just came out with it.

BUT I DID IT FIRST!!! FAUCK YEAH!!!

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Typewriter Demigod from London is reading "White Noise" by DeLilo, "Moby-Dick" by Hermann Mellivile and "Uylsses" by Joyce February 24, 2012 - 7:30am

Yeah, aylee,  much better!

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Flaminia Ferina from Umbria is reading stuff February 24, 2012 - 7:33am

Sam! Not you, my dear. Not you too. Sob.

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner February 24, 2012 - 7:37am

we gave Matt the credit"

 

Oddly, yes. But we both know you're the puppet master.  

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Flaminia Ferina from Umbria is reading stuff February 24, 2012 - 7:37am

Sob, like you make mama cry, not SoB.

You never know here without the body language and stuff.

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters February 24, 2012 - 7:40am

"Man, you guys really oughta talk a bunch about gender-specific communication patterns and how they apply to romantic selection,"

I love the way I talk in your imagination.

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Flaminia Ferina from Umbria is reading stuff February 24, 2012 - 7:41am

new name:

Psychosis: Flaminia lost her shit and stuff.

If you choose it, credit me and Utah. But me first.

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner February 24, 2012 - 7:41am

Well, this is true, there is lots of room for misunderstandings. 80% of communication is body language, but I figure we as writers should be able to read things a little better than most folk. Why do I keep having the same conversation over and over? Hahaha Perhaps the universe is trying to tell me something.....

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Utah from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtry February 24, 2012 - 7:42am

Trust me, my imagination brings out the absolute best in everybody.

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner February 24, 2012 - 7:42am

I am just going to credit Aliensoul with every great idea in the forum from now on....seems only fair. 

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters February 24, 2012 - 7:44am

"Trust me, my imagination brings out the absolute best in everybody."

But I thought you generally killed people in your imagination. 

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Flaminia Ferina from Umbria is reading stuff February 24, 2012 - 7:44am

Yeah, Matt, maybe that's what the universe is trying to tell us.

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner February 24, 2012 - 7:46am

Seems that way, its like that Bill Murray movie 'Groundhogs Day', OR,  maybe I am the Gunslinger from Kings novels....yeah I like that better. Thats it. 

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Utah from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtry February 24, 2012 - 7:46am

But I thought you generally killed people in your imagination.

Only in some narratives.  In others, I just make dreams come true.

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters February 24, 2012 - 7:48am

When you wish upon a star...

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Utah from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtry February 24, 2012 - 7:49am

When you wish upon a star...

I knew you'd wished to be a gymnist.

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters February 24, 2012 - 7:54am

How did you know??? 

 

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Utah from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtry February 24, 2012 - 8:00am

I've got an eye for talent.

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters February 24, 2012 - 8:11am

"I've got an eye for talent."

I'm pretty flattered.

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Liana from Romania and Texas is reading Naked Lunch February 24, 2012 - 9:02am

Do we have a round number of stories? Because if we do, wouldnt it sound good if we said Psychosis: 100 stories of madness. Or 50, or 20, 30? Hm?

 

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Chester Pane from Portland, Oregon is reading The Brief and Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao by Junot Diaz February 24, 2012 - 9:11am

Danthology of Danness: Pornda Pan

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Utah from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtry February 24, 2012 - 9:14am

Chester, you are awake way earlier than I expected.

I hope you are already drinking.

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Bekanator from Kamloops, British Columbia is reading Ugly Girls by Lindsay Hunter February 24, 2012 - 10:22am

Gah!  I'm up.  Fucking western side of the continent. I miss out on everything over here.

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aliensoul77 from a cold distant star is reading the writing on the wall. February 24, 2012 - 1:42pm

Uhhhhh, ok. I retire from this thread.

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters February 24, 2012 - 1:45pm

Danny - did you really expect us to not ruin this?  Come on.

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Laramore Black from Joplin, Missouri is reading Mario Kart 8 February 24, 2012 - 2:15pm

herd yall wuz cwazzzy!

Edited for more socially acceptable panda porn.

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aliensoul77 from a cold distant star is reading the writing on the wall. February 24, 2012 - 1:48pm

Omg, no more mangina!!!!!!

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters February 24, 2012 - 1:50pm

Please help me bump this page. 

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Utah from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtry February 24, 2012 - 1:51pm

Laurance, I hope you get a nasty rash.

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters February 24, 2012 - 1:53pm

It's gone!

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Laramore Black from Joplin, Missouri is reading Mario Kart 8 February 24, 2012 - 2:00pm

Peek-a-boo!

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters February 24, 2012 - 2:00pm

Nope, it's back.

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Nick Wilczynski from Greensboro, NC is reading A Dance with Dragons by George R.R. Martin February 24, 2012 - 2:05pm

I'm not a tranny, but if I were, I think that would be step final rather than step 1.

I mean, I get it, they're just going all bufalloe bill on it, but why? Is it funny? Why is it funny?

I mean, maybe you're doing it for the reactions you get, maybe that's what's funny. But that's just trolling. Trolling isn't funny.

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters February 24, 2012 - 2:07pm

Is that guy in an Applebee's?

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Laramore Black from Joplin, Missouri is reading Mario Kart 8 February 24, 2012 - 2:10pm

I think trolling is funny.

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ReneeAPickup from Southern California is reading Wanderers by Chuck Wendig February 24, 2012 - 2:11pm

I don't like Applebee's or mangina. And I am starting to be concerned for Laurance...it's not normal to willingly look at that much mangina on the internet.

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Laramore Black from Joplin, Missouri is reading Mario Kart 8 February 24, 2012 - 2:13pm

This whole website is trolls writing and trolling trolls. I only look at mangina to share it with you. =D

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ReneeAPickup from Southern California is reading Wanderers by Chuck Wendig February 24, 2012 - 2:14pm

I'd rather you shared insights or beer.

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters February 24, 2012 - 2:15pm

I'd like to now dedicate this to sharing beer.

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aliensoul77 from a cold distant star is reading the writing on the wall. February 24, 2012 - 2:39pm

I would like to dedicate this thread to flaminia who is a great gal and prize fighter.

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Flaminia Ferina from Umbria is reading stuff February 24, 2012 - 5:12pm

Aw, thank you Dan, nobody had ever dedicated a thread to me before! Or maybe yes, but then it must have been too long ago.

You're a great guy too.

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Nathan from Louisiana (South of New Orleans) is reading Re-reading The Rust Maidens by Gwendolyn Kiste, The Bone Weaver's Orchard by Sarah Read February 25, 2012 - 12:59pm

PSYCHOSIS: STORIES OF THE ILL. 

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Boone Spaulding from Coldwater, Michigan, U.S.A. is reading Solarcide Presents: Nova Parade February 26, 2012 - 12:11pm

Checked to see if someone already published under PSYCHOSIS: Stories of Madness while y'all were batting around your sub-par titles...

http://www.amazon.com/Psychosis-Stories-Recovery-Frank-Holloway/dp/1856424200/ref=sr_1_3?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1330283286&sr=1-3

Close title, but it is stories of recovery....

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bryanhowie from FW, ID is reading East of Eden. Steinbeck is FUCKING AMAZING. February 26, 2012 - 12:44pm

FUCKING CRAZY: HARDCORE STORIES!

You know... just so we sell a few copies.

Or maybe 

DA TWILIGHT CODE OF HARRY POTTER