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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner July 2, 2012 - 8:52am

Since some people were too lazy to start one. Here ya go. 

 

This was today. FML. 

 

This is one of the lakes I fish here. They stock them. It's nice. 

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters July 2, 2012 - 8:53am

I was promised Chris Davis.

 

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner July 2, 2012 - 8:56am

He's coming dammit! 

 

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Michael J. Riser from CA, TX, Japan, back to CA is reading The Tyrant - Michael Cisco, The Devil Takes You Home - Gabino Iglesias July 2, 2012 - 8:59am

Random shot from my deviantART account of my mom's old dog. She had to put him down when I was out there for my visit over the last couple weeks, it was pretty sad.

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner July 2, 2012 - 9:03am

That's sad man. You getting a new one? Was the dog sick?

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Sound from Azusa, CA is reading Greener Pastures by Michael Wehunt July 2, 2012 - 9:07am

@Matt: You're fired. 

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters July 2, 2012 - 9:07am

Where is Chris Davis??

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner July 2, 2012 - 9:12am

@beta Matt - you would think, but no. Actually compared to other stuff I see in various cubicles that's pretty mundane. Plus it'd be blocked if they didn't want us on there.

@Ad shut the hell up!

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Michael J. Riser from CA, TX, Japan, back to CA is reading The Tyrant - Michael Cisco, The Devil Takes You Home - Gabino Iglesias July 2, 2012 - 9:20am

Massive vascular tumor under his neck, happened really suddenly. It was good I was out there at the time so Mom had company.

But yeah, not my dog. I have a year and a half old pit bull I rescued from my neighborhood at my house already. She's a handful all her own, though kind of the best dog ever. In fact... I have pictures of her on my blog. I've technically been fostering her, looking for a home, but haven't had any kind of luck at all. She's sort of my baby now, and I'd hate to lose her, even though reasonably I need to be devoting my limited time and funds to other things.

This is her when I first found her on my doorstep:

This is her a few months afterward:

I'm a big animal guy. Not quite an activist maybe, but sort of. My neighborhood has a tragic number of stray dogs, I try to help them... but there are just too many, and too many irresponsible assholes who just continue to make the problem worse and worse.

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner July 2, 2012 - 9:16am

@Michael J. Riser Links are broke man. 

 

 

 

Also edited my original. Can't say why, corporate espionage and all. 

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner July 2, 2012 - 9:17am

DP

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Michael J. Riser from CA, TX, Japan, back to CA is reading The Tyrant - Michael Cisco, The Devil Takes You Home - Gabino Iglesias July 2, 2012 - 9:20am

My bad. Should be fixed now.

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner July 2, 2012 - 9:26am

Looks like a cool dog. Like the kind that wouldn't hurt a fly. 

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Michael J. Riser from CA, TX, Japan, back to CA is reading The Tyrant - Michael Cisco, The Devil Takes You Home - Gabino Iglesias July 2, 2012 - 9:33am

Oh absolutely. Pits are lovers, man, don't listen to anyone that tries to tell you otherwise. Behavior problems almost always stem purely from neglect, abuse, or a combination thereof. This dog is love and happiness personified.

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bryanhowie from FW, ID is reading East of Eden. Steinbeck is FUCKING AMAZING. July 2, 2012 - 10:02am

Stop making me want a dog.

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FoxyLenz from Shangri -L.I is reading Mists of Avalon July 2, 2012 - 10:04am

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bryanhowie from FW, ID is reading East of Eden. Steinbeck is FUCKING AMAZING. July 2, 2012 - 10:09am

I want a Ural and a dog so bad it's killing me.  

Just like this feller

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. July 2, 2012 - 10:13am

Matt you dick! I don't see Chris Davis anywhere! I'm leaving! 

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters July 2, 2012 - 10:17am

EXACTLY!  You can't bill Chris Davis and then not supply Chris Davis.  It's false advertising. 

I'm on a picture strike!

 

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bryanhowie from FW, ID is reading East of Eden. Steinbeck is FUCKING AMAZING. July 2, 2012 - 10:23am

who is Chris Davis?

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters July 2, 2012 - 10:25am

WE MAY NEVER KNOW!

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ReneeAPickup from Southern California is reading Wanderers by Chuck Wendig July 2, 2012 - 10:27am

Here's me Saturday night some time before I realized how heavy they pour drinks at the club I was at (note the huge smile):

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Sound from Azusa, CA is reading Greener Pastures by Michael Wehunt July 2, 2012 - 10:35am

Here's my pit bull, Wally. Nicest dog in the world. My two mini schnauzers beat him up. 

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Michael J. Riser from CA, TX, Japan, back to CA is reading The Tyrant - Michael Cisco, The Devil Takes You Home - Gabino Iglesias July 2, 2012 - 10:38am

Aww man, look at that dude smilin. What a guy.

Sparrow's is nice too, but a tad ghostly. Maybe she and Avery are both ghosts.

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ReneeAPickup from Southern California is reading Wanderers by Chuck Wendig July 2, 2012 - 10:39am

It was a dark club.

 

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Sound from Azusa, CA is reading Greener Pastures by Michael Wehunt July 2, 2012 - 10:47am

Luna enjoying her snack. Gromit being grumpy after his day at the groomer.

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Utah from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtry July 2, 2012 - 11:04am

Since Mattack has failed to deliver Chris Davis, I have come to the rescue.  I Googled.

The guy on the right is Chris Davis.

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters July 2, 2012 - 11:07am

I got different results...

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner July 2, 2012 - 11:33am

 

@AD 

 

 

I like all the puppies and Renee you look cute as always. 

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Chris Davis from Indiana is reading A Feast of Snakes by Harry Crews July 2, 2012 - 3:03pm

I'm just putting links since I get an error message when I try to put the pictures directly on here.  So the following are pictures of me drinking, harassing stereotypes, one of me outside the Barmitzfah (sp?) I threw for myself last year, uncomfortably rubbing an Asian girls head, wearing a Cosby sweater at work, and a couple photos of me with my glorious new mustache (including a white trash photo-op with the most interesting man in the world). I only do this so Matt won't be viewed as a liar. The last two are in a seperate album.

http://imageshack.us/f/29/chrisatbarwithfriend.jpg/

http://imageshack.us/f/849/chrisathisbarmitzfah.jpg/

http://imageshack.us/f/507/chrisdrinkingmore.jpg/

http://imageshack.us/f/843/chrisdrinking.jpg/

http://imageshack.us/f/860/chrisdrunkathouseshow.jpg/

http://imageshack.us/f/580/chriskillingaturkeyleg.jpg/

http://imageshack.us/f/820/chrismolestinganasian.jpg/

http://imageshack.us/f/140/chriswithstereotypes.jpg/

http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/4/chriswearingacosbysweat.jpg/

http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/823/chrisgettingwhitetrash.jpg/

 

 

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. July 2, 2012 - 4:07pm

Looks like I'm not the only one that likes Cosby sweaters and molesting asians. 

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Chris Davis from Indiana is reading A Feast of Snakes by Harry Crews July 2, 2012 - 4:30pm

No Jacks, we are brothers in arms.

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jyh from VA is reading whatever he feels like July 2, 2012 - 4:37pm

This is bullshit.  I thought he actually was Pope Deadpool.

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner July 2, 2012 - 5:43pm

My life is complete now. 

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Utah from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtry July 2, 2012 - 7:02pm

Are you doing that deaf-folks-in-the-elevator thing from Jerry MacGuire?

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. July 2, 2012 - 11:31pm

Old pictures of my first live reading at Forest Edge Winery. 

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Chris Davis from Indiana is reading A Feast of Snakes by Harry Crews July 3, 2012 - 2:51am

That is a great mug.

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner July 3, 2012 - 3:07am

Are you doing that deaf-folks-in-the-elevator thing from Jerry MacGuire?"

Just shut up. You had me at deaf folks. 

 

@Dakota- I'm jealous of your mug. 

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner July 3, 2012 - 3:09am

Also I refuse to post in any other intro thread without a Chris prewelcome. 

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Chris Davis from Indiana is reading A Feast of Snakes by Harry Crews July 3, 2012 - 3:33am

Thank you Matt, I feel structure is needed in welcoming.

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner July 3, 2012 - 4:22am

Let it do what it do pimp

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters July 3, 2012 - 4:53am

Ah!  I found the Chris Davis!  Okay, well, that happened.  Everyone carry on.

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Utah from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtry July 3, 2012 - 5:02am

You should never have to "find" you other half, AD.

Cravery lives!

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner July 3, 2012 - 5:21am

I want to see pictures of the new house! 

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Utah from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtry July 3, 2012 - 5:23am

I totally did not think of that.  Forthcoming!

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Jack Campbell Jr. from Lawrence, KS is reading American Rust by Phillipp Meyer July 3, 2012 - 6:56am

Mid-reorganization

Complete.

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters July 3, 2012 - 6:21am

I see To Kill a Mockingbird in the back!!

They're beautiful.

 

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner July 3, 2012 - 6:30am

I can't see it. What hosting service are you using? 

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Jack Campbell Jr. from Lawrence, KS is reading American Rust by Phillipp Meyer July 3, 2012 - 6:32am

Yep, it is there right on top of one of the classics stacks. I've always had my books wherever they would fit. My girlfriend got sick of trying to find books and having to look through all of them. There was one day that we were looking for a specific H.P. Lovecraft book. I have four. But we could only find one. Even if you looked at ever individual book, it was like they disappeared. Damn Chutulu.

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Jack Campbell Jr. from Lawrence, KS is reading American Rust by Phillipp Meyer July 3, 2012 - 6:33am

It's Facebook, on my girlfriend's page. Weird that Avery can see it but you can't.

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner July 3, 2012 - 6:34am

The book of faces is blocked here.