I've taken it upon myself to wear extremely tight jeans to see if it has the same reaction. So far...
Hello everyone,
My name is Bobby, and I'm a LitReactoholic.
For me it started out innocent enough. A question here and a post there. Next thing I know I'm checking post constantly for updates, adding new ones and even adding comments to posts that have nothing to do with the topic at all. Now my addiction has ran over to the workshop. I'm grabbing up pieces of other peoples work and reviewing them. I try to make my wife understand that its just a hobby, but she says its a problem. She tells me I care more for those peoples writing then my own family.
So I've started LitReactoholics Anonymous to help cope with my addiction. If your story sound like mine then please join us and get help.
LA Member- Bobby D
You are not the first and you won't be the last. Soon you will be checking it at work every hour on the hour, you will wonder what Davery are up to. You will wonder what Panda is going to say next, you will wonder if Matt is as pretty as he seems to be. You will actually enjoy getting sexually harassed by me. You will take your cell phone into the bathroom and surf litreactor. You will check it at stoplights. You will always wonder if someone responded to your post. You will wonder how many posts have happened in the word association thread in three hours! In only three hours! Then you will stop having time to write because you are too busy checking threads and you will wonder, "Why did I join the site? was it to write better or to read threads and threads of clever comments?" That's when you need the shock therapy.
Well, at one point I was well aware at what times people logged in.
I knew the "dead hours" of LR when few people would post.
I also noticed a few couple other patterns I am ashamed to admit.
This is overall something I am not at all proud of.
Tell me more about your findings Panda. Let it out, its good for the soul.
Negative. A bad overall idea.
Aliensoul77, on the otherhand, can verify that I in fact have a problem.
He is a witness to my findings.
LOL! Nice, hell right now I find myself more social on this site then I am on Facebook
LOL! Nice, hell right now I find myself more social on this site then I am on Facebook
Hey. You think you know? You don't know what it's like. Dave? Member since October.
Live like that for 6 months.
Then we'll talk.
You don't know, man. You don't know.
Yeah, I'm on here a lot more than FB. I've been on the site for almost four months.
Knock, Knock. Who is it?...No Daves not here man....
That would be a great title for a book "Dave's not here."
Sounds like his autobiography.
Seriously. I'm using that.
Really.
Just kidding.
Or am I?
TheDave needs some slumber?
wonder if Matt is as pretty as he seems to be."
I'm not. I'm actually a 46 year old morbidly obese Bolivian woman in real life. I wash myself with a rag tied to a stick.
TheDave needs some slumber?
No, just entertaining myself, in a SFW fashion.
Watch your adverbs, Matt.
@Dave
Super For Win?
Watch your adverbs, Matt."
LOL
I like kittens...
no, that would be NSFW.
I forgot what they meant. Seriously,
Safe For Work
Not Safe For Work
I enjoy acronyms myself.
I'm addicted, I'm committed. Okay, I'm addicted. Have you seen the jumblies yet?
I thought the jumblies were taken down? I mean, I considered saving them, but then I also considered not being a creep and the latter was more appealing.
I've found the solution to your problem, btw, but it ain't pretty.
"Not Safe For Work"
I always thought it was suitable. But then, I'm probably just lucky I got the jist right.
@Panda - your findings actually do creep me out. And I don't even know what they are. Just the idea.
"I thought the jumblies were taken down?"
They are still in at least one thread somewhere. Wait...two for sure. Wait...possibly some introduction threads as well. I have trouble keeping track.
Jumblies bring in traffic. You guys are slacking. I'll have to take my own jumblies picture.
The problem is , if you bring your participation down to healthy levels, and actually go write something, you come back and feel completely lost, because people are talking about tits and you don't even know WHO'S tits? And I hope they aren't MY tits? Why are there so many tits on a writing site? I don't know! TITS!
Fuck, I think I need that shock therapy Danny was talking about...
I love this.
you don't even know WHO'S tits
Who is tits? hahahahah. I am tits, Sparrow. I am tits!
Fuck. I am blaming a late night + lack of coffee.
Or I am going to pretend that's exactly what I meant.
Yeah, that. That's what I meant. Who is tits? I am tits! Howie is tits! It IS an expression afterall ex: Litreactor is tits!
They were Avery's. You can tell, because when the subject came up she had to plug them.
They were leaking?!
Like the Paris Hilton tape.
Actually Renee, as I recall your boobs started the whole pointless and confusing jumblies thing.....
Pointless?
Yes sir.
See, someone says boobs/tits/jumblies and I assume it is more than a low cut dress.
I'm jelous of girls. Their jumblies have too much power over people. I've taken it upon myself to wear extremely tight jeans to see if it has the same reaction. So far...
it has not.
But they can also get more cancer. Yikes, who's a downer now.
Having a huge bulge also brings in the ladies, Dakota. Even out of morbid fascination. There was a guy on Strange Sex who had one of the world's largest penises and he was butt ugly but he still got laid cause well...a lady wants to know.
Huh. I knew a guy who's dad used to do big dick porn, and inherited that particular gene. He said it kept him from getting laid more often than it helped, because once the thing came out the girls were like "HOLY--what? How?"
Hahahhaha.
So your saying Jack's problem in the extremely tight jeans is that he looks like a woman down below?
hahahhahahh no.
I'm sure he has a huge cock. I like to imagine that everyone does.
He just needs to adjust.
At this point, I think I am in favor of renaming this thread... LitReactoholics Anonymous Meeting: feat. Frank and Beans.
Done!
I have a porno penis. Nothing spectacular but a porno penis.
Back on subject, (whats the subject?) everyone would be getting laid if chicks thought writers were hot for the sake of being writers.
"Come on baby, lets go to my car for a live reading."
That would be awesome.
DOUBLE POST
I'm sure he has a huge cock. I like to imagine that everyone does.
I hate to be the one to burst your bubble, Danny, but...I don't.
If you did....you wouldn't be a girl..so....hmmmm
