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Liam - Best actor of the group, picks some bad roles (Clash of the Titans, anyone?) voted most likely to end up playing "tough father" roles ala DeNiro
Ford - Pure sexiness, knew when to give it a rest, was Han fucking Solo
Mel Gibson - Anti-semite, rocked it in The Patriot, still kinda creepy.
My vote goes to Harrison Ford in one of the finest polls I've ever been a part of.
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Poor Dog. =( I'd totally fuck Liam and I ain't even gay.
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Liam Neelson is my favorite, but I voted for Harrison Ford. (Indiana Jones!) Mel rocked it in Braveheart. The way he's been acting, I doubt anyone would vote for him. But perhaps, someone would vote for him just to spite me. [Insert evil laugh here.]
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Anna, what do you mean by "give me back my family edition"?
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Sorry, nobody has lost his family more than Harrison Ford. Winner by default.
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Liam Neeson. Why?
He trained Batman, Obi-Wan, and Darth Vader. He was Zeus AND Aslan (That's the HMFIC of TWO religions). He was also a member of the CIA, Delta Force and Led the A-Team. He has been a priest, a doctor, and a commander of a Russian Nuclear submarine. He was Hitler AND Schindler (awkward at parties). Punched wolves to death. Suffered total amnesia through a traumatic car accident, forgot he was a trained assassin and thought he was a mild mannered doctor (his cover story), still killed the bad guys. Ran a gang in New York, established the free state of Ireland, was Rob Roy.
Survived Nuclear Apocalypse.
Why, oh why would any idiot even think about abducting him and/or his family?
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Harrison Ford.
I guess everyone has an opinion. But in this case, if you opinion is anything other than Harrison Ford, you are wrong.
Harrison Ford.
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I like this poll. I'm going with Indiana Jones/Han FUCKING Solo
However- this is the best Liam short ever.
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I'm voting for Mel Gibson. As a Jew I should probably hate him, but all that aside, he was Mad Max, people. Mad Max.
Liam Neeson looks like a high school teacher, watching him suddenly go Jason Statham and make all these action movies is beyond me.
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Mike Adam, you and your two first names are wrong, and I am disappointed in you.
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This would be a good lineup for the "Fuck, Marry, Kill" game. I'll start.
Fuck - Harrison Ford, the whole time I would say "I love you" just so he could respond "I know"
Marry - Liam Neeson, I'm figuring he would be the best one to drink with long term.
Kill - Mel Gibson, not because of the bigotry, but because I saw the movie "Signs" and I want those two hours of my life back.
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Exactly the same.
Fuck - Harrison Ford, the whole time I would say "I love you" BECAUSE I LOVE HIM
Marry - Liam Neeson, He seems like a husband.
Kill - Mel Gibson, because it's the rules of the game.
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I'm not sure I've seen any of the movies involved. Is Payback the MG flick?
Why am I even posting this?
Any guesses?
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Liam Neeson takes it easily. I think watching Harrison Ford try to pull off indiana jones in his old age might have influenced my decision. Mel gibson was a close second. In the end, he cries too much.
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As Jessica might tell you, that last Indiana Jones movie....never happened.
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It NEVER happened!
Stop talking about it!
My only hero is Indiana Jones in Raiders. I love him.
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And cowboys vs. aliens. Did that happen?
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Why are you trying to hurt me?
My only hero is Indiana Jones in Raiders. I love him.
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And cowboys vs. aliens. Did that happen?"
God no. What's the matter with you.
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Fine. Ruin my whole life.
Every man - even Indiana Jones - has let me down. You're all worthless.
Who made this thread? Foxy! You're thread has stolen my faith in the male gender all together. I'm going to go home.
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I'm just saying..
To be fair Mel Gibson did have that beaver movie.
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Mel Gibson: thanks to bad press he has the most to prove and is therefore the ultimate "gimme back my stuff/family/life"-guy.
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@Kyle - if that was all it took, a good man wouldn't be so hard to find.
@Foxy - It's okay.
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Jameson and mini skirts
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here is a whole section in the library of fairy tales."
I too once believed in unicorns, dragons, good women and other fantasy creatures.
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Harrison Ford is an asshole.
Liam Neeson drowns himself in work after his wife passed away.
(Which is probably why he chose the Clash of the Titans role, which was a generic movie and not bad. If you want to question anything is why he chose Battleship.)
Mel Gibson is just plain fucking crazy.
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I chose Harrison Ford because Indy was my childhood hero.
He also kills robots.
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Mel Gibson is just plain fucking crazy...
...and still has my vote. I refuse to hate the guy now, after 25 years of movies that I like, because his booze and family issues caught up with him. In their prime, he would have kicked Harrison Ford's ass*.
*not so sure he could have taken Lian Neeson, though. He's a pretty big dude, and Mel hasn't been a martial arts expert since Jet Li kicked the shit out of him in Lethal Weapon 982.
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Liam Neeson drowns himself in work after his wife passed away.
Really?
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@Utah
I love all of them regardless. Mel Gibson in Lethal Weapon and Mad Max. I like the films he directs also.
@RoaringJen
His wife died from head trauma after a skiing accident in 2009, soon after he started appearing in a lot more films.
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@Foxy-Let's do it. Let's go drinking and have sex with Liam. I'm not wearing a skirt though, unless Liam wants me to. Then it could be negotiated.
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HARRISON FORD! I have been in love with that piece of hotness since I was in appropriately too young. Come on...Han Solo AND Indiana Jones. It really doesn't get better. I don't care what Liam does he is just not Harrison Ford.
That said, I absolutely agree...the last movie was like the Highlander fiasco on the space ship....simply didn't happen. To say otherwise is to ask for some LifeBoy soap right in your word hole.
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@Foxy-I'm down for that date. I would love the points, but the picture is of Mick Ronson and David Bowie.
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Is that movie based on Bowie?! They totally stole the blowjob scene from Bowie and Mick!!!!!!!
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Oh I am so watching it.
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Ewan as Iggy! Holy fuck! That was insane!
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This is breakin muh heart. Damn you all who didn't vote for Indiana Jones!
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That music makes my heart race. Oh, Indy, I forgive you!!!!
I have a Yankee Candle Car Jar air freshener inmy car and the smell is leather. I imagine it smells just like his coat. Sigh. I want to sleep naked wrapped up in that jacket.
Too much?
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