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FoxyLenz from Shangri -L.I is reading Mists of Avalon June 25, 2012 - 8:28pm
Liam Neeson
48% (11 votes)
Harrison Ford
35% (8 votes)
Mel Gibson
17% (4 votes)
Total votes: 23

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Bill Tucker from Austin, Texas is reading Grimm's Fairy Tales (1st Edition) June 25, 2012 - 8:35pm

Liam - Best actor of the group, picks some bad roles (Clash of the Titans, anyone?) voted most likely to end up playing "tough father" roles ala DeNiro

Ford - Pure sexiness, knew when to give it a rest, was Han fucking Solo

Mel Gibson - Anti-semite, rocked it in The Patriot, still kinda creepy.

My vote goes to Harrison Ford in one of the finest polls I've ever been a part of.

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FoxyLenz from Shangri -L.I is reading Mists of Avalon June 25, 2012 - 8:55pm

I just wanna do Liam Neeson, he is the sexiest thing ever

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Limbless K9 from Oregon is reading Wraeththu June 25, 2012 - 9:38pm

Poor Dog. =( I'd totally fuck Liam and I ain't even gay. 

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underpurplemoon from PDX June 25, 2012 - 9:42pm

Liam Neelson is my favorite, but I voted for Harrison Ford. (Indiana Jones!) Mel rocked it in Braveheart. The way he's been acting, I doubt anyone would vote for him. But perhaps, someone would vote for him just to spite me. [Insert evil laugh here.]

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underpurplemoon from PDX June 25, 2012 - 9:43pm

Anna, what do you mean by "give me back my family edition"?

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FoxyLenz from Shangri -L.I is reading Mists of Avalon June 25, 2012 - 9:53pm

They were all in movies where they had to get their families back from the bad guys...it's also a quote from Air Force One

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FoxyLenz from Shangri -L.I is reading Mists of Avalon June 25, 2012 - 9:56pm

@limbless, according to my cousin, he lives upstate not too far from my grandmother...sit in town with a bottle of Jameson rockin some short skirts I think we could get ourselves a little Liam action...at the very least we'd get drunk off of Jameson

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Nighty Nite from NJ is reading Grimscribe: His Lives and Works June 25, 2012 - 9:59pm

Sorry, nobody has lost his family more than Harrison Ford. Winner by default.

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FoxyLenz from Shangri -L.I is reading Mists of Avalon June 25, 2012 - 10:06pm

I think thats a point against him...dude can't keep his family from being kidnapped

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Grigori Black from US is reading Radium Girls by Amanda Gowin June 26, 2012 - 12:05am

Liam Neeson. Why?

He trained Batman, Obi-Wan, and Darth Vader. He was Zeus AND Aslan (That's the HMFIC of TWO religions). He was also a member of the CIA, Delta Force and Led the A-Team. He has been a priest, a doctor, and a commander of a Russian Nuclear submarine. He was Hitler AND Schindler (awkward at parties). Punched wolves to death. Suffered total amnesia through a traumatic car accident, forgot he was a trained assassin and thought he was a mild mannered doctor (his cover story), still killed the bad guys. Ran a gang in New York, established the free state of Ireland, was Rob Roy.

Survived Nuclear Apocalypse.

Why, oh why would any idiot even think about abducting him and/or his family?

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters June 26, 2012 - 4:55am

Harrison Ford.

I guess everyone has an opinion.  But in this case, if you opinion is anything other than Harrison Ford, you are wrong.

Harrison Ford.

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner June 26, 2012 - 5:02am

I like this poll. I'm going with Indiana Jones/Han FUCKING Solo

However- this is the best Liam short ever. 

 

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Mike Adam from Toronto, Canada is reading Wytches Vol. 1 June 26, 2012 - 12:28pm

I'm voting for Mel Gibson. As a Jew I should probably hate him, but all that aside, he was Mad Max, people. Mad Max.

Liam Neeson looks like a high school teacher, watching him suddenly go Jason Statham and make all these action movies is beyond me.

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters June 26, 2012 - 12:30pm

Mike Adam, you and your two first names are wrong, and I am disappointed in you. 

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FoxyLenz from Shangri -L.I is reading Mists of Avalon June 26, 2012 - 1:10pm

Mike I think you solved my obsession with Liam...I had the same thing for Giles in Buffy... Older stuffy type with a secret bad ass side just underneath the surface...

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Chris Davis from Indiana is reading A Feast of Snakes by Harry Crews June 26, 2012 - 1:21pm

This would be a good lineup for the "Fuck, Marry, Kill" game. I'll start.

Fuck - Harrison Ford, the whole time I would say "I love you" just so he could respond "I know"

Marry - Liam Neeson, I'm figuring he would be the best one to drink with long term.

Kill - Mel Gibson, not because of the bigotry, but because I saw the movie "Signs" and I want those two hours of my life back.

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters June 26, 2012 - 1:23pm

Exactly the same.

Fuck - Harrison Ford, the whole time I would say "I love you" BECAUSE I LOVE HIM

Marry - Liam Neeson,  He seems like a husband. 

Kill - Mel Gibson, because it's the rules of the game. 

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jyh from VA is reading whatever he feels like June 26, 2012 - 2:00pm

I'm not sure I've seen any of the movies involved.  Is Payback the MG flick?

Why am I even posting this?

Any guesses?

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Sound from Azusa, CA is reading Greener Pastures by Michael Wehunt June 26, 2012 - 2:08pm

Liam Neeson takes it easily. I think watching Harrison Ford try to pull off indiana jones in his old age might have influenced my decision. Mel gibson was a close second. In the end, he cries too much.

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner June 26, 2012 - 2:08pm

As Jessica might tell you, that last Indiana Jones movie....never happened. 

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters June 26, 2012 - 2:14pm

It NEVER happened!

Stop talking about it!

My only hero is Indiana Jones in Raiders.  I love him. 

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Sound from Azusa, CA is reading Greener Pastures by Michael Wehunt June 26, 2012 - 2:20pm

And cowboys vs. aliens. Did that happen?

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters June 26, 2012 - 2:22pm

Why are you trying to hurt me?

My only hero is Indiana Jones in Raiders.  I love him. 

 

 

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner June 26, 2012 - 2:24pm

And cowboys vs. aliens. Did that happen?"

God no. What's the matter with you. 

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters June 26, 2012 - 2:29pm

Fine.  Ruin my whole life. 

Every man - even Indiana Jones - has let me down.  You're all worthless.

Who made this thread?  Foxy!  You're thread has stolen my faith in the male gender all together.  I'm going to go home.

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Sound from Azusa, CA is reading Greener Pastures by Michael Wehunt June 26, 2012 - 2:30pm

I'm just saying..

To be fair Mel Gibson did have that beaver movie.

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jyh from VA is reading whatever he feels like June 26, 2012 - 2:36pm

Mel Gibson:  thanks to bad press he has the most to prove and is therefore the ultimate "gimme back my stuff/family/life"-guy.

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FoxyLenz from Shangri -L.I is reading Mists of Avalon June 26, 2012 - 4:04pm

Sorry Avery :( 

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters June 26, 2012 - 4:11pm

@Kyle - if that was all it took, a good man wouldn't be so hard to find.

@Foxy - It's okay. 

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FoxyLenz from Shangri -L.I is reading Mists of Avalon June 26, 2012 - 4:15pm

Good men are easy to find...there is a whole section in the library of fairy tales. In the rest of the world we gotta fumble through the bags of rejects and find the most useful/least smelly one and run with it no matter your gender or orientation. 

Otherwise, you are welcome to join in my plot to seduce Liam Neeson with Jameson and mini skirts

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jyh from VA is reading whatever he feels like June 26, 2012 - 4:25pm

Jameson and mini skirts

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner June 26, 2012 - 4:28pm

here is a whole section in the library of fairy tales."

I too once believed in unicorns, dragons, good women and other fantasy creatures. 

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PandaMask from Los Angeles is reading More Than Human June 26, 2012 - 4:32pm

Harrison Ford is an asshole.

Liam Neeson drowns himself in work after his wife passed away.

(Which is probably why he chose the Clash of the Titans role, which was a generic movie and not bad. If you want to question anything is why he chose Battleship.)

Mel Gibson is just plain fucking crazy.

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PandaMask from Los Angeles is reading More Than Human June 26, 2012 - 4:35pm

I chose Harrison Ford because Indy was my childhood hero.

He also kills robots.

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Utah from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtry June 26, 2012 - 4:44pm

Mel Gibson is just plain fucking crazy...

...and still has my vote.  I refuse to hate the guy now, after 25 years of movies that I like, because his booze and family issues caught up with him.  In their prime, he would have kicked Harrison Ford's ass*.

 

*not so sure he could have taken Lian Neeson, though.  He's a pretty big dude, and Mel hasn't been a martial arts expert since Jet Li kicked the shit out of him in Lethal Weapon 982.

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underpurplemoon from PDX June 26, 2012 - 4:44pm

Liam Neeson drowns himself in work after his wife passed away.

Really?

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PandaMask from Los Angeles is reading More Than Human June 26, 2012 - 4:52pm

@Utah

I love all of them regardless. Mel Gibson in Lethal Weapon and Mad Max. I like the films he directs also.

@RoaringJen

His wife died from head trauma after a skiing accident in 2009, soon after he started appearing in a lot more films.

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FoxyLenz from Shangri -L.I is reading Mists of Avalon June 26, 2012 - 5:04pm

Now I feel sad :( 

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Limbless K9 from Oregon is reading Wraeththu June 26, 2012 - 5:42pm

@Foxy-Let's do it. Let's go drinking and have sex with Liam. I'm not wearing a skirt though, unless Liam wants me to. Then it could be negotiated. 

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FoxyLenz from Shangri -L.I is reading Mists of Avalon June 26, 2012 - 5:57pm

@limbless It's a crazy date! Btw is your prof pic from Velvet Goldmine? Cause from the thumbnail it does. If it is thats four million cool points to you

 

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CuriousityAndTheCat from a town much further south than where I live now is reading everything I can get my hands on June 26, 2012 - 6:53pm

HARRISON FORD!  I have been in love with that piece of hotness since I was in appropriately too young.  Come on...Han Solo AND Indiana Jones. It really doesn't get better. I don't care what Liam does he is just not Harrison Ford.

 

That said, I absolutely agree...the last movie was like the Highlander fiasco on the space ship....simply didn't happen. To say otherwise is to ask for some LifeBoy soap right in your word hole.

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Limbless K9 from Oregon is reading Wraeththu June 26, 2012 - 8:10pm

@Foxy-I'm down for that date. I would love the points, but the picture is of Mick Ronson and David Bowie. 

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FoxyLenz from Shangri -L.I is reading Mists of Avalon June 26, 2012 - 8:42pm

You still win bonus points for having a) David Bowie b) the original picture...

Here is the clip from the movie (probably the most influencial film on my pre-teen and teenage years), also starring my other celebrity squish Ewan McGregor!)

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Limbless K9 from Oregon is reading Wraeththu June 26, 2012 - 8:52pm

Is that movie based on Bowie?! They totally stole the blowjob scene from Bowie and Mick!!!!!!! 

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FoxyLenz from Shangri -L.I is reading Mists of Avalon June 26, 2012 - 8:56pm

It was supposed to be, but Bowie wouldn't sign off, so it was like Bizzaro Bowie...still an awesome flick check it out! I think its on instant Netflix

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Limbless K9 from Oregon is reading Wraeththu June 26, 2012 - 9:03pm

Oh I am so watching it. 

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Limbless K9 from Oregon is reading Wraeththu June 26, 2012 - 9:41pm

Ewan as Iggy! Holy fuck! That was insane! 

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner June 27, 2012 - 4:16am

This is breakin muh heart. Damn you all who didn't vote for Indiana Jones! 

 

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters June 27, 2012 - 5:06am

That music makes my heart race.  Oh, Indy, I forgive you!!!!

I have a Yankee Candle Car Jar air freshener inmy car and the smell is leather.  I imagine it smells just like his coat.  Sigh.  I want to sleep naked wrapped up in that jacket. 

 

 

 

 

 

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