Admit something you are afraid people will laugh about. (And maybe they will.)
Your thread, you first!
Admission: I got hooked on World of Warcraft when my son started playing. Spent too much hours that shoud have been used learning to write. The time clock ticks.
I shave my balls.
I enjoy writing romance novels.
Laughable, but serious. Hmmm....
I own more shoes than my wife, and more clothes.
bwahahahahaha!!!
No, it's cool.
I've read Nicholas Sparks... And enjoyed it.
@JD, a little manscaping never hurts.
I give hair care and skin advice to chicks I try to bang.
@jack: How's that working out for you?
I've read Nicholas Sparks"
Killin me. Haha
How's that working out for you?
Not so well surprisingly. American Psycho has ruined me. I can't help but tell someone that rum mixes better with diet Pepsi instead of diet coke because it's less fizzy.
OH dear I've done most of things except shave my balls... cause i don't have any, physically.
I knew that'd get a laugh. I've also read Jaclyn Reding, a romance novelist. But in my defense, she's my ex-girlfriend's cousin. On the up side though, she's read my work and told me I'm a great writer. She's written about twenty books. Sold enough to make writing a career and to own a villa in Italy.
Not so well surprisingly.
- Hell, I could've told you that.
@Cove: Thank God you don't have balls. This site would be even weirder than it is.
I had a crush on my high school AP English teacher who told me I was a better writer than him. He was sixty-one and married to a woman in her thirties or forties whom he had taught in the same class decades earlier. He went to the hospital and I cried.
I've done all of this but shave my balls as well. Not that I don't have them.
(I don't, but I like to pretend I do. Sometimes I tell people I have a penis, too.)
I try to avoid watching movie trailers because I find they give too much away.... I like to go in fresh, a la Frank Costanza.
I don't actually have a penis it's more like a clitoropenis and it rests on a nest of tentacles wedged between my hips. I mean not really but it's pretty heinous and smells like liquid smoke. Why soooo serious?
^ That's hot... LOL!
"Sucking on an oversized clit is just one step away from sucking small dick."
Heh heh right backatcha moon!
^^^ two known causes for that
1) taking anabolic steroids (if you're a woman)
2) being a hyena
Head got a little bigger...
*pops collar and winks at Nikki*
^^^ two known causes for that
1) taking anabolic steroids (if you're a woman)
2) being a hyena
- 3. Or being named Rosie O'Donnell
LOL @ Rian!
"Head got a little bigger... "
Not possible.
Matt, how's The Lovely Bones? It's in my to read pile.
I admit I am part hyena came from my mother's side. Winks back.
Not possible.
- Could be true...
I like it better than the movie...it's a tough story to read though....really, really deep.
That's what I've heard. I haven't seen the movie. I always try to read the book before seeing the movie.
Well, ya know (and this doesn't give it away) it's about a little girl who gets raped and killed. Then she can't find peace in heaven....I mean...shit....it's hard to read.
I can imagine. I'll get to it. Thanks.
I actually prefer to see movies before reading the book. If I liked the book then I would just be pissed about the stuff not in the movie, if I enjoyed the movie then I will find lots of interesting side stuff in the book. How this doesn't work: going from Dexter tv series to the Dexter books. That's been the worst one so far.
This morning I enjoyed a favorite pasttime of mine, watching old episodes of The Biggest Loser and eating shitloads of junk food (this time cookies and milk, bag of chips (family size.)) Also, I cried.
I found this for you Renfield.
All my admissions are more shameful than laughable.
I want to feel your shame. Spill @Avery.
Yeah...I want at least one out of you.
Come on Doll, lay the shame on.
Coming soon to a venue near you: Avery Doll & the Jumblies of Shame. Come on let's see it now. Anything involving lubricant or balled fists always earns extra stars.
I agree Matt. I was very disappointed in Dexter. I couldn't finish the first book. And Forest Gump was the same. The mOvie is way better.
Uh...
Occasionally, I eat whole bags of chips throughout the course of a day. When I have important meetings, I wear tight blouses. Sometimes if I'm tired, I skip pages in the bedtime stories I read my kid. I have more shoes than Dave.
Was any of that laughable or shameful?
Tight blouses? I should be the judge of that
I skip pages in the bedtime stories I read my kid
Me too. No shame, LOL, I can only take so much Barbie or Little Pony.
I know more about disney movies than anyone I know.
Until you met me. My parents work at Disney and I used to go there just about 2-3 times a month.
No, honestly that has nothing to do with the movies. I just no the more recent ones. Nothing of the old ones.
I know from snow white to Princess and the frog. I don't like disney that much but somehow i've seen every single cartoon like five times. Pocahontas was the worst.
I like Sleeping Beauty. a lot
Notre dame is the best i think. Everyone likes sleeping beauty.
I like the Claiming of Sleeping Beauty series. :O)
