Quick! You're a super assassin who has been tasked with killing the leaders of the free world:
1. This is the organization that hired you:
2. This was your fee:
3. This fictional character is your handler:
4. This fictional character is the love interest that tests your dedication to your job:
5. This is your weapon of choice:
1: PETA
2: A lifetime supply of buckwheat and other healthy grasses.
3: Colonel Sanders
4: Colonel Sanders' wife
5: Fast food
1. Cobra
2. "Australia!"
3. Chuck Barris, CIA
4. Rollergirl
5. killer dance moves inspired by Christopher Walken via Fatboy Slim
Wow, a Chuck Barris reference. I thought I was the only person who read that silly book.
He counts as a fictional character, right?
1. This is the organization that hired you: ACLU
2. This was your fee: Finally letting me out of this life
3. This fictional character is your handler: Jeffrey Goines (Brad Pitt in 12 Monkeys)
4. This fictional character is the love interest that tests your dedication to your job: Mary (as in, There's Something About)
5. This is your weapon of choice: Brainwashed Elderly People
Colonel Sanders was a real person.
1. This is the organization that hired you: The Leaders of the Free World
2. This was your fee: Freedom
3. This fictional character is your handler: The Red Skull
4. This fictional character is the love interest that tests your dedication to your job: same as above
5. This is your weapon of choice: 1911
[JK obvs, cuz I dont wanto to kills peeple.]
I know he was real but I was eating on a bucket of extra cripsy last night when I saw this thread. Couldn't be helped.