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FoxyLenz from Shangri -L.I is reading Mists of Avalon November 19, 2013 - 3:36pm

Quick! You're a super assassin who has been tasked with killing the leaders of the free world:

1. This is the organization that hired you:

2. This was your fee:

3. This fictional character is your handler:

4. This fictional character is the love interest that tests your dedication to your job:

5. This is your weapon of choice:

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Matt A. November 20, 2013 - 6:49am

1: PETA

2: A lifetime supply of buckwheat and other healthy grasses.

3: Colonel Sanders

4: Colonel Sanders' wife

5: Fast food

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Gordon Highland from Kansas City is reading Secondhand Souls by Christopher Moore November 20, 2013 - 9:35am

1. Cobra
2. "Australia!"
3. Chuck Barris, CIA
4. Rollergirl
5. killer dance moves inspired by Christopher Walken via Fatboy Slim

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Nathan Scalia from Kansas is reading so many things November 20, 2013 - 10:39am

Wow, a Chuck Barris reference. I thought I was the only person who read that silly book.

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Gordon Highland from Kansas City is reading Secondhand Souls by Christopher Moore November 20, 2013 - 10:47am

He counts as a fictional character, right?

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Thuggish from Vegas is reading Day of the Jackal November 20, 2013 - 12:06pm

1. This is the organization that hired you: ACLU

2. This was your fee: Finally letting me out of this life

3. This fictional character is your handler: Jeffrey Goines (Brad Pitt in 12 Monkeys)

4. This fictional character is the love interest that tests your dedication to your job: Mary (as in, There's Something About)

5. This is your weapon of choice: Brainwashed Elderly People

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Dwayne from Cincinnati, Ohio (suburbs) is reading books that rotate to often to keep this updated November 20, 2013 - 2:07pm

Colonel Sanders was a real person.

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FoxyLenz from Shangri -L.I is reading Mists of Avalon November 20, 2013 - 2:26pm

so was Chuck Berris but their persona can still be viewed as fictional so....I'll allow it!

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jyh from VA is reading whatever he feels like November 20, 2013 - 9:07pm

1. This is the organization that hired you:  The Leaders of the Free World

2. This was your fee:  Freedom

3. This fictional character is your handler:  The Red Skull

4. This fictional character is the love interest that tests your dedication to your job:  same as above

5. This is your weapon of choice:  1911

[JK obvs, cuz I dont wanto to kills peeple.]

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Matt A. November 21, 2013 - 6:19am

I know he was real but I was eating on a bucket of extra cripsy last night when I saw this thread. Couldn't be helped.