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Yeah bro, you've been saying this for over two and a half years.
Remember this guy from The Cult. Kind of a lame way to attack, mimicing and not being original.
Wasn't Crash published in the 70's. 1973 to be exact, just checked. So, this moron compares Chuck to Ballard, goes negative, and is not aware how dumb he sounds.
Oblivion is pure bliss, I tell you. Pure fucking bliss.
Just when I was wondering to myself how many more of your facebook posts were going to end up on that thread...
This guy is boring. Why doesn't someone just delete Jacob's account and posts?
Glad to see this thread, because I was just fucking lost.
Dwayne, do you really want me to start deleting posts/people for being boring?
I'm mildy disappointed that this moved from a somewhat entertaining mystery to dead boring, so quickly.
No, but since the general consensus is that Jacob isn't a real person I don't see the connection.
This is the first page of THE JISM OF GOD.
Urine is squirting out of the urethras of the ring girl wannabees, drenched in designer, that are subconsciously timing their relief into the toilets in the bathroom in the bar. Nachoes are being eaten by a huddle of obese media in the bar. Electro-heavy bars is being sang by the pop band on the stage in the bar. Fresh domestic beers are being drinked by the half-soused people in the bar. No TV left unturned in the bar.
Big cameras are held on the fat shoulders of the obese media that is speaking their neutral spiel in the bar. Big name tags are in front of the nipples of the obese media in the bar. CNN and ESPN tags are in front of the nipples of the ex Playmates and ex cheerleaders, drenched in designer, in the bar. Room temperature pizza is being refilled to the plates of the people from American households across the country in the bar.
There all waiting for the big happen in the bar. Somebody comes in to the door in the bar. It is Father MacMurphy in the bar.
"Yo bra, why you wearin a bra, bra?"
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holy shit! he writes as pretty as me!
^ This dude obviously wants to blow Brandon.
Who doesn't?
Isn't there a harrasment policy that would able Kirk to ban the troll's IP?
damn skippy i wanna blow him! he writes just as pretty as my writing!
For sum reeson "Haunted" cums to mine with the addvent of this poste.
his english is real special just like my english!
OMG, it's Chunk from the Goonies.
Is it really harrasment? I mean...it looks more like an old and ineffective joke. And had Brandon not pointed out what the joke was about, I would wager that few people would make the connection themselves. Or care.
The real issue here isn't harrassment. It's that the joke is pretty unoriginal and not just not funny.
I think we should focus on making wittier, funnier jokes about Brandon and his writing. It's a better use of time.
Avery, I have to warn you that if you continue to harass Jacob in this manner I will have to take ameliorative action.
And Jacob: she's right. Be funnier.
what do u mean
You did all that work, but the thing that stuck out most to me was the timestamp.
I mean you can rest easy. I'm not going to let Averydoll harass you. Sometimes she can be really mean.
After that, Renee, I'm going to have another conversation with Kirk about getting a "Like" button in here.
There will never be a time when that GIF doesn't bring me the purest, most unadulterated joy.
I just feel like if a personis going to troll, it should be clever, new, and innovative.
An example: When Sean and I were dating I told him I thought Jimi Hendrix was overrated just to get a reaction. Basically face to face trolling. I still use that joke over a year later. He doesn't believe that I think that anymore, so it's not effective. I killed the joke with my sheer laziness and lack of originality.
Don't be like me, recycling the same old material day after day - troll after troll (time after time). Give me a new angle! Make me love you!
Yes, yes...Brandon's writing is superficial with no depth. I get it. I'm no longer amused. What else?
Hey, I worked really hard to get this shallow!!
