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artisan_roche from Manchester is reading Apples by Richard Milward June 15, 2012 - 7:21am

Hello,

I'm Ian from Manchester, teacher by day writer by night. At the moment I'm keeping it short and sweet, writing pieces anywhere between 2,000 and 4,000 words. My preferred genre is transgressive with aspects of literary fiction thrown in for good measure. Although I'll read pretty much anything that isn't romance. I'm looking forward to meeting you all and reading lots of stories and getting some help with editing my own.  

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Chris Davis from Indiana is reading A Feast of Snakes by Harry Crews June 15, 2012 - 7:50am

In a moment either Dave, Avery or a combination of the two will be by with the official Litreactor welcome.

On top of that, Matt will post fun pictures to brighten your day (and if you're feeling a little blue, he has puppies available on request)

Shortly after these things take place your welcome thread will most likely turn into a plethora of sexually suggestive comments that have nothing to do with you joining the site.

Welcome.

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner June 15, 2012 - 8:34am

Welcome. Enjoy this. You're approved. 

 

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner June 15, 2012 - 8:34am

Shortly after these things take place your welcome thread will most likely turn into a plethora of sexually suggestive comments that have nothing to do with you joining the site."

 

This made me laugh so loud, everyone in the office around me now thinks I'm crazy. 

 

BALLS! 

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Chris Davis from Indiana is reading A Feast of Snakes by Harry Crews June 15, 2012 - 8:38am

you're welcome

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner June 15, 2012 - 8:44am

You get this. 

 

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underpurplemoon from PDX June 15, 2012 - 10:27am

Hello Ian! Brevity is awesome! I'm Jen, formerly the verbose lobster (will explain later eventually)!

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underpurplemoon from PDX June 15, 2012 - 10:29am

You get this.

Very cute. I wish you started this like a couple of months ago. This will have to do. Sighs. A bit envious of Ian, but that's okay. I'll survive.

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GaryP from Denver is reading a bit of this and that June 15, 2012 - 10:45am

Any relation to Flemming?

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artisan_roche from Manchester is reading Apples by Richard Milward June 15, 2012 - 10:47am

I wish - I could use those royalties.

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters June 15, 2012 - 10:50am

I'm sort of bored of doing this now.  No offense.  I'm just very fickle.  Enjoy this. 

Also I am so hungry I might die. 

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner June 15, 2012 - 12:20pm

Again with the dying stuff. 

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters June 15, 2012 - 12:51pm

I ate lunch and I feel better.

Sorry.  Welcome!!! 

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bryanhowie from FW, ID is reading East of Eden. Steinbeck is FUCKING AMAZING. June 16, 2012 - 9:20am

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner June 18, 2012 - 3:32pm

Howie. I like the picture. 

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Bill Tucker from Austin, Texas is reading Grimm's Fairy Tales (1st Edition) June 18, 2012 - 3:57pm

Welcome to the Lit! I look forward to reading some of your work. The Battledome is a great place to put those introductory points to work and if you find yourself feeling frisky, the Flash Me thread is a great place to share some micro fiction. Welcome and enjoy!