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misskokamon from San Francisco is reading The Moonlit Mind February 24, 2012 - 11:04pm

Hello Litreactor friends! I'm not new, but I went away for awhile. A lot of bad stuff happened and I stopped writing for a few months, and the shame of it all drove me away! Horrible, I know. But I'm back, and ready to troll the forums again. I know you all missed me. 

Oh, why am I putting this in Introductions? I don't think I actually ever posted an introduction in the first place. Now that there are so many new additions to our little family, I thought it best to start out fresh and say hi to everyone. 

Hi!

Now I need to catch up on everything I've missed since disappearing... I certainly have my work cut out for me. You guys are busy!

Because I've been away and I need to cram as much trolling into this post as possible, I leave you with this gift.

 

It's good to be back.

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Chester Pane from Portland, Oregon is reading The Brief and Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao by Junot Diaz February 24, 2012 - 11:08pm

Hey you, I was wondering where miss kok went, well, ya know, that happens to ALL of us occasionally. I am glad you made it back. We can always use more artists around here.

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aliensoul77 from a cold distant star is reading the writing on the wall. February 25, 2012 - 12:01am

Here's what you missed:

 

Me:  anthology, anthology, anthology....gay innuendos..blah blah blah.

averydoll:  Oh Utah, you are so silly.

Utah:  Oh avery, you are sillier!  but adorable!

Matt:  Hey, I'm Matt.  Yeah, I work out.

JosephDay:  I used to be in the army, I can benchpress 250, efff you aliensoul77.

PandaMask:  Did somebody say Panda Porn?

Dave:  WELCOME TO LIT REACTOR!

Boone:  I look wasted but i'm not.

Nwilcsky:  Did you know King George the Second was actually the first astronaut?

Laurance:  Here's a disgusting but amusing picture of manginas.

Meat seeker:  I'm starving and horny.

all other new people:  Who the fuck are these weirdos?

 

I think that about covers it.

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PandaMask from Los Angeles is reading More Than Human February 24, 2012 - 11:34pm

Welcome!

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Dave from a city near you is reading constantly February 24, 2012 - 11:38pm

Hey Miss K!  It's good to have you back. Though I don't think we ever talked, I saw your posts and noticed your absence.  Hope all is well, or well enough anyway.  In honor of your return, you've earned

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Dave from a city near you is reading constantly February 25, 2012 - 12:06am

@Danny, that's CLASSIC!

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner February 25, 2012 - 5:28am

@Alien, Thats really all I get? LOL

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters February 25, 2012 - 6:02am

Danny -

THAT was adorable.  I laughed.

Also, welcome back, Courtney!!!  Missed you!

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Typewriter Demigod from London is reading "White Noise" by DeLilo, "Moby-Dick" by Hermann Mellivile and "Uylsses" by Joyce February 25, 2012 - 6:29am

I missed you!  [plus, I found a Persona4-y game!]

I was all like: Yay pedophile story, flirt casually with EVERYONE, fucking HELL I HAVE EXAMS GODDAMIT and ahma and jammies.

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Flaminia Ferina from Umbria is reading stuff February 25, 2012 - 7:13am

@Danny, lol! That's pretty much it, yeah. And Dave getting so pro in his welcomings. I'm pulling my teeth out.

Welcome back MissKo

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ReneeAPickup from Southern California is reading Wanderers by Chuck Wendig February 25, 2012 - 9:52am

Oof. I didn't even make Danny's list. So sad.

I've been away for a bit, too, but for traveling and needing to retreat into a writerly hole (in which I accomplished very little, but got the story for Danny's gay innuendo...wait...that's not right).

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Jose F. Diaz from Boston is reading Wolf Hall by Hilary Mantel February 25, 2012 - 1:21pm

Alien that is not how it went. I was in the Navy. :P

Greetings and Saultations.

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aliensoul77 from a cold distant star is reading the writing on the wall. February 25, 2012 - 2:13pm

Sorry Renee, I was just covering the last few weeks of overposters lol

Sorry, Matt, here is the updated version.

Previously on Litreactor..........

Matt:  I'm not gay, I swear.

averydoll:  Yes, you are.

JosephDay:  That's not gay enough, gayer!

Laurance:  Here's a picture of a mangina.

aliensoul77:  I am outgayed.

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner February 25, 2012 - 2:34pm

Ha! Looks about right.

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Jose F. Diaz from Boston is reading Wolf Hall by Hilary Mantel February 25, 2012 - 3:31pm

yep, that was it.

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters February 26, 2012 - 6:30am

Okay wait, I can help here:

Renee: I'm a wordy bitch!

Chester: Uh, Okay...

Danny: Let's name an anthology!  I hate you all.

Richard: I have bots for that.

Flamina: I will not be ignored!!

 

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Profunda Saint-... from Calgary, AB is reading Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy Series February 26, 2012 - 9:57am

Bahahahahha! You got me nailed! (Pun intended) Welcome back Miss K!

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Utah from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtry February 26, 2012 - 11:16am

I feel I have contributed more to the site than merely being the object of Averydoll's flirtations.

I co-started a book club that very few people seem  to find very interesting.  That's something.

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters February 26, 2012 - 11:55am

...I  thought I was the object of your flirtations...

Also:

Pandamask: Alive!

 

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Boone Spaulding from Coldwater, Michigan, U.S.A. is reading Solarcide Presents: Nova Parade February 26, 2012 - 12:34pm

Welcome back!

@alien: hilarious. You need to do a weekly recap thread now.

(I'm not wasted)

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner February 26, 2012 - 12:36pm

< what Boone said >

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Utah from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtry February 26, 2012 - 1:19pm

...I  thought I was the object of your flirtations...

That's because you are a tad full of yourself.

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. February 26, 2012 - 1:25pm

Me: Wheres the sunday morning drinkers?!

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ReneeAPickup from Southern California is reading Wanderers by Chuck Wendig February 26, 2012 - 1:29pm

Well, I am a wordy bitch. 

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters February 26, 2012 - 1:42pm

"That's because you are a tad full of yourself."

Oh yeah?  Well...

Okay, I guess that's fair.

 

 

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misskokamon from San Francisco is reading The Moonlit Mind February 26, 2012 - 3:17pm

I agree, we need a weekly recap thread!

And thanks everyone! :D Glad to see so many familiar faces, and all that.