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Profunda Saint-... from Calgary, AB is reading Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy Series February 27, 2012 - 3:53pm

Apparently.

Anyone else?

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R.Moon from The City of Champions is reading The Last Thing He Wanted by Joan Didion; Story Structure Architect by Victoria Lynn Schimdt PH.D; Creating Characters by the editors of Writer's Digest February 27, 2012 - 3:56pm

Yeah... Me too. However, I just ate, so I'm not really hungry. But horny? Hell yeah... I'm a dude. I'm always horny...

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner February 27, 2012 - 4:03pm

Why when I saw, "I'm starving and horny" did I think, "Oh dear sweet XXXXXX must be posting"

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Profunda Saint-... from Calgary, AB is reading Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy Series February 27, 2012 - 4:00pm

Gah! I knew providing my real name was a terrible idea!

 

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner February 27, 2012 - 4:03pm

Hahahaha, this is true. I'll change it hold on. Better?

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PandaMask from Los Angeles is reading More Than Human February 27, 2012 - 4:03pm

Hahaha

Yeah I just wanted to be known as PandaMask.

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Profunda Saint-... from Calgary, AB is reading Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy Series February 27, 2012 - 4:05pm

Hahaha it was just shocking to see it on here! I think it was the first time! I'm used to Meaty. It makes me feel like a dog that can ride a skateboard. Or something else that makes you go awww....

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R.Moon from The City of Champions is reading The Last Thing He Wanted by Joan Didion; Story Structure Architect by Victoria Lynn Schimdt PH.D; Creating Characters by the editors of Writer's Digest February 27, 2012 - 4:05pm

Dammit! Now you all have my pic, my name... Well, not my full name... Hahaha! Oh, and I'm still fucking horny!  LOL!

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Dr. Guillotine from Phoenix, AZ is reading Kurt Vonnegut Slaughter House-Five February 27, 2012 - 4:06pm

I practice medicine out of my garage under the name Dr. Zoidberg.  You can call me that if you like.

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Profunda Saint-... from Calgary, AB is reading Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy Series February 27, 2012 - 4:15pm

*Zoidberg sounds* (I can't type that noise)

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner February 27, 2012 - 4:16pm

Zoidberg from Futurama?

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Dr. Guillotine from Phoenix, AZ is reading Kurt Vonnegut Slaughter House-Five February 27, 2012 - 4:22pm

Yeah I got the idea from Futurama.  Practicing unlicensed surgery outta my garage sounded unprofessional with a name like Bender or Dr. Nick.  

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner February 27, 2012 - 4:24pm

Yeah, that show is the shit. 

Meat, heres the deal, I still got friends in Canada, so maybe I can hook ya up with one of them, that takes care of one of your problems, the other? I don't think food will keep if you ship it, so you'll have to come down here so I can cook something for ya! 

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Profunda Saint-... from Calgary, AB is reading Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy Series February 27, 2012 - 4:34pm

Well all Canadians already know each other. It's the polite thing to do, after all.

I do have a fella who stops by to feed me fairly regularly, so I'm not quite so desperate as I come across. I just want to live up to my rep on the internet. :P

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PandaMask from Los Angeles is reading More Than Human February 27, 2012 - 4:42pm

I have a couple friends from Abbottsford and Kamloops. From what they tell me it's a lot nicer than La, but I think any other place is better than La.

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aliensoul77 from a cold distant star is reading the writing on the wall. February 27, 2012 - 4:47pm

Trading sex for cheeseburgers takes care of both problems.

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Jason Van Horn from North Carolina is reading A Feast For Crows February 27, 2012 - 4:53pm

Not hungry, but yes otherwise

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PandaMask from Los Angeles is reading More Than Human February 27, 2012 - 4:55pm

Wasn't that an episode of Maury?

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. February 27, 2012 - 5:03pm

I've been a loooong dry spell. But I'm making spaghetti. 

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ReneeAPickup from Southern California is reading Wanderers by Chuck Wendig February 27, 2012 - 5:35pm

I am also starving and horny. And as an aside, never intended to share my real name here, but LitReactor tricked me into signing in with facebook, and there it is. I would change it but explaining who I was all the time would get old.

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ReneeAPickup from Southern California is reading Wanderers by Chuck Wendig February 27, 2012 - 5:40pm

Fuck it, I changed it. I like my screenname.

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Profunda Saint-... from Calgary, AB is reading Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy Series February 27, 2012 - 6:05pm

Ch-ch-ch-ch-changes.....

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bryanhowie from FW, ID is reading East of Eden. Steinbeck is FUCKING AMAZING. February 27, 2012 - 6:11pm

It's name change day!  I'll now be known as Your Holiness Howie the Second, Emperor of ID.  

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Laramore Black from Joplin, Missouri is reading Mario Kart 8 February 27, 2012 - 6:21pm

Name change day, yay! My wife is seeing strange men and nobody told me???

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Profunda Saint-... from Calgary, AB is reading Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy Series February 27, 2012 - 6:38pm

Oh shit. I thought he was you. He did have an octopus head.

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ReneeAPickup from Southern California is reading Wanderers by Chuck Wendig February 27, 2012 - 6:48pm

Shit, now Laurance is going to change his name every 53.5 seconds like he does on facebook. What have I done?

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Jose F. Diaz from Boston is reading Wolf Hall by Hilary Mantel February 27, 2012 - 8:35pm

My name and picture have changed in the last 24 hours. Good luck knowing who I am now.

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Chester Pane from Portland, Oregon is reading The Brief and Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao by Junot Diaz February 27, 2012 - 8:40pm

But did you change Game of Thrones? No you did not. And there were only two people reading that title. You are one of those two people.

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Jose F. Diaz from Boston is reading Wolf Hall by Hilary Mantel February 27, 2012 - 8:41pm

Well since I bored with it at the moment I will put up the other book I am reading. And put down I am from the East Coast.

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Jose F. Diaz from Boston is reading Wolf Hall by Hilary Mantel February 27, 2012 - 8:42pm

And I'm not hungry, but I am horny as a rhino rolling on e.

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Chester Pane from Portland, Oregon is reading The Brief and Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao by Junot Diaz February 27, 2012 - 8:47pm

Game of Thrones.

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Jose F. Diaz from Boston is reading Wolf Hall by Hilary Mantel February 27, 2012 - 8:48pm

Changed. Enjoy.

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Chester Pane from Portland, Oregon is reading The Brief and Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao by Junot Diaz February 27, 2012 - 8:53pm

I like this game. Mind games. 

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aliensoul77 from a cold distant star is reading the writing on the wall. February 27, 2012 - 8:59pm

I bet you can't guess who I am yo jigga

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Chester Pane from Portland, Oregon is reading The Brief and Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao by Junot Diaz February 27, 2012 - 9:06pm

FNG is J.D.

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Jose F. Diaz from Boston is reading Wolf Hall by Hilary Mantel February 27, 2012 - 10:03pm

As long as you know what FNG stands for.

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Chester Pane from Portland, Oregon is reading The Brief and Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao by Junot Diaz February 27, 2012 - 10:08pm

Effen Good?

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Jose F. Diaz from Boston is reading Wolf Hall by Hilary Mantel February 27, 2012 - 10:09pm

Nice

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Dean Blake from Australia is reading generationend.com February 28, 2012 - 5:37am

Me too! But I'll repress the horniness for a month and see how that works out for me.

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bryanhowie from FW, ID is reading East of Eden. Steinbeck is FUCKING AMAZING. February 28, 2012 - 8:56am

I'm channeling my sexual aggression into my writing.  I haven't written a word but I fucked a computer to death.

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Utah from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtry February 28, 2012 - 9:08am

Sometimes I think Bryan is just Danny experimenting with mostly straight jokes. 

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Chester Pane from Portland, Oregon is reading The Brief and Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao by Junot Diaz February 28, 2012 - 9:19am

I think B.H. is trying to conceive an android.

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. February 28, 2012 - 9:56am

I still jerk off manually. 

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Typewriter Demigod from London is reading "White Noise" by DeLilo, "Moby-Dick" by Hermann Mellivile and "Uylsses" by Joyce February 28, 2012 - 12:15pm

@jack....wait, guys don't jerk manually anymore?

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. February 28, 2012 - 12:27pm

No, they hump computers...

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Jose F. Diaz from Boston is reading Wolf Hall by Hilary Mantel February 28, 2012 - 6:13pm

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Profunda Saint-... from Calgary, AB is reading Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy Series February 28, 2012 - 9:59pm

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!