Introductions : I'm Alive! March Edition

It's not actually legal here, but that doesn't mean it doesn't happen. I'm originally from Manitoba, but I'm pretty out of the loop on goings-on there now. Can you imagine how expensive it would get around xmas to have 40 wives?

I know that would be the only thing....like 40 wives would be a little pricey.....plus like coming home from work everyday would be hell...actually I take back everything I said, I was married to one woman once upon a time and I could barely stand that. In fairness it was a 10 years ago and while I was in the Navy and she was not the nicest person....

Marriage is just legalized dish-washing!  Stop trying to enslave me with your out-dated institutions.  MAN.

Good to hear you're fine, Avery.

Did the tornado hit Utah too? Not the place, the dude. He looks kinda stormed lately, ain't it?

@UTAH Hahaha, I like this new persona. You're such a sassy bitch. 

I always wanted to go to Umbria....and Tuscany too...

Just kidding. yeah, it's a nice place but there's an incredibly high number of people lately who's doing everything to turn it into asshole-land. Don't get me started on that.

Are you Alive? I think so.

Name/Age? Renee/27 

What’s your favorite smell? petrichor

Which kind of Fritos do you like best? ummmm...regular, I guess. Not a big Fritos eater.

Favorite thing made green for St. Patrick’s Day? my hair (not done yet)

If vegetarians love animals so much, why do they eat all their food? save a plant eat a cow.

What do you believe is the greatest unsolved mystery of all? I have all the answers, it is the questions I struggle with.

What is your first memory about reading? Sitting on my grandpa's lap as a toddler. No idea what we read, but I remember it.

I did propose to Husband...he said yes, then told me he wouldn't consider it official until he had proposed with a ring. We are weirdly progressive and traditional in the same breath.

I like this new persona. You're such a sassy bitch.

Don't you condescend to me and try to make me fit some phallo-centric mold created for the purposes of marginalizing what I have to say into the realms of "cute" and "cuddly".  I've got a straight razor and I know how to use it.  And in case you were wondering, it never gets anywhere near my legs.  MAN.

@Matt--I did get a honkin' ring out of the deal, so I'm considering it a win.

@Renee, I love it. It's got the best of both worlds. It's a great story. 

Damn Utah, this forum is starting to feel like a Lillith Fair concert.

I would get her a video of the Henry Rollins bit about kicking his date out of the car in the middle of Los Angeles for reading Harry Potter.

But I'm a bitch and it's not my nookie on the line :P

You changed your post, there Matt. I saw it.

I'm not sure if it actually happened, but it was a hilarious bit. Let me find it.

I didn't think it was possible for me to love Hank more, but then I saw this:

Cool. I could be Henry Rollins material.

I liked you better when you were a sassy bitch Utah

Wow, I love Hank, I do, and I met him briefly in October and he was as nice as any one I have ever met---BUT--there was a time when he just hit and/or kicked people that pissed him off. Do these people not understand that? Because he's a strong dude.

Anyway, that chick was a bitch, and I hope her feelings were hurt. I don't understand the idea behind cat calling and laughing very publically at someone and then being shocked that they confronted you about it--as though a man like Henry Rollins is going to buy her bullshit act. Blah.

Anyway...I love that video, thanks for sharing.

there was a time when he just hit and/or kicked people that pissed him off. Do these people not understand that? Because he's a strong dude.

I've never gotten to meet him, but I've seen his spoken word live and I've seen footage of his concerts.  The second thing I think when I see him (right after, "Hey, that Henry Rollins!") is, "I would not want that guy to punch me in the face."  Because that's the kind of thing he used to do for fun. 

And he has no neck.  Punching people who are neck-less tends to work out less well than punching people who are neck...ful. 

Utah--seriously, even in his fifties he is a big, musle bound dude, and he's got the ass kicking experience, so I feel like my main goal if I ever meet him again will be "Don't do anything to piss him off". The first time I met him I was just a fucking mess. It was the first time I had met an author who's work had really changed me and I promised myself I'd SAY that. And so I was awkward and he was awkward, and then I moved on and he continued having interesting, lively conversations with everyone else that wasn't a mess.

Are you Alive?
No

Name/Age?
Laurance/20, 21st birthday on the 11th.

What’s your favorite smell?
Greasy chinese food.

Which kind of Fritos do you like best?
I only like Fritos for chili pie. :/

Favorite thing made green for St. Patrick’s Day?
Condoms

If vegetarians love animals so much, why do they eat all their food?
Probably because factory farmed animals are only fed grains and walk in their own feces.

What do you believe is the greatest unsolved mystery of all?
The way they are letting Danny become a psychologist.

What is your first memory about reading?
A video game called Final Fantasy VII gave me a college level in reading in the 5th grade, I read Goosebumps, but got bored and started reading Brian Lumley and Lovecraft.