Which book would you eat?
I'd eat The Illuminatus! Trilogy and I'd eat it with wholegrain bread.
I would eat Ursula K. LeGuin's Earthsea series; all of them. Then maybe some of her brilliance could be absorbed into me.
Could I eat them with mayonnaise though? Not a big fan of mustard.
The smallest book possible. Like one of those thin children's softcover books with four pages. Yuck.
I'd eat The Story of Eye covered with semen and blood. Inside a scone.
I'd eat Animal Farm on Sara Lee bread with hot sauce. I haven't read it yet so maybe eating it would save me the time.
The Lord Of The Rings is good for the bowels. On seeded bread. Stodgy. Keeps you regular. Doesn't go out of date.
Ham on Rye
Margins of Philosophy
geek love, with Jalapenos and Muenster cheese
Definitley The Bible because I can't find any other use for it.
Wholegrain rye and extra mustard please.
Breakfast of Champions on a bagel with melted cheddar and a fried egg.
An italian sub sandwhich of religious stuffings.
It's all shit anyway. :)
Renfield wins.