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Utah from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtry April 11, 2012 - 11:00am

Asparagus does not make my pee smell funny.

It has also failed to kill me.  I am a super-being.  All that work in nuclear facilities paid off.

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PandaMask from Los Angeles is reading More Than Human April 11, 2012 - 11:01am

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner April 11, 2012 - 11:19am

I don't have any allergies myself and I have only been sick twice since leaving the military ten years ago....

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters April 11, 2012 - 11:23am

Which means you will soon die.

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner April 11, 2012 - 11:25am

That's a negative ghost rider. 

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PandaMask from Los Angeles is reading More Than Human April 11, 2012 - 11:27am

You just called her Nicholas Cage...

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters April 11, 2012 - 11:29am

I'm gonna assume it was a Top Gun reference - otherwise I'd be pissed.

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner April 11, 2012 - 11:31am

otherwise I'd be pissed."

It was a Top Gun reference. It isn't anymore. 

 

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Utah from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtry April 11, 2012 - 11:32am

Ghost Rider motorcycle hero.

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters April 11, 2012 - 11:33am

Nicholas Cage?  :(

NOW I HAVE TO TYPE EVERYTHING IN CAPS!!!!!!!

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner April 11, 2012 - 11:34am

I hate that rat faced POS. I literally can't stand watching him in anything....I don't hate him....I just wish he would give up and die. 

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters April 11, 2012 - 11:35am

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PandaMask from Los Angeles is reading More Than Human April 11, 2012 - 11:36am

He was great in Raising Arizona.

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner April 11, 2012 - 11:37am

Look at him! He's a human rat! Ugh with a side of ugh

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Utah from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtry April 11, 2012 - 11:37am

^^NSFW*

Sorry, nice people in the offices next to mine.

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner April 11, 2012 - 11:39am

@Utah, here we'll go Top Gun again....SFW

 

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters April 11, 2012 - 11:42am

My own video cracked me up so much!  I laughed until I cried.

The only bad thing about Top Gun, that creepy licking scene. 

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner April 11, 2012 - 11:44am

Yeah....well that and the drunken sing-a-long was kind of dumb

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters April 11, 2012 - 11:46am

NO!  The drunken sing a long was AMAZING! 

I love everything about that movie....

except the gross licking part.  So awkward...

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Utah from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtry April 11, 2012 - 12:06pm

Was that the part where Val Kilmer licked Tom Cruise?

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters April 11, 2012 - 12:09pm

No, no it wasn't.

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner April 11, 2012 - 12:15pm

That part sucked! "Omg look at us, we're drunk and having fun!" big fucking deal. It didn't move the plot forward at all....just filler. 

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters April 11, 2012 - 12:16pm

I ... like watching drunk good looking men have fun....

Wait - which part are you talking about?

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Utah from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtry April 11, 2012 - 12:19pm

I think he's talking about the part where Val Kilmer was drunk and licked drunk Tom Cruise.

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PandaMask from Los Angeles is reading More Than Human April 11, 2012 - 12:19pm

NOT THE BEES NOT THE BEES AGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

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Utah from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtry April 11, 2012 - 12:20pm

Oh man.  That was the worst scene in history.  Not the bees.  Indeed.

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PandaMask from Los Angeles is reading More Than Human April 11, 2012 - 12:23pm

That video is hilarious. "Fuck Mexico!"-Nicholas Cage

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aliensoul77 from a cold distant star is reading the writing on the wall. April 11, 2012 - 1:59pm

Get yo ass to Mars.