I've been pitching this novel for a very long time. The book has received very good reviews and I have had agents reply that it's a "strong project" and "engaging" but it's "just not right for their agency." One of those agents was Chuck Palahniuk's at Donadio. The other represented filmmaker Tim Burton. So, I decided to put it out there for only $10.00. Please check it out and support struggling writers.
Here is the link: http://www.zoiksonline.com/2012/06/buy-jason-tanamors-novel-anonymous-fans.html.
Sounds intriguing (and experimental) hmm...
I'll give it a shot...
Wait... I am a struggling writer. Support me.
Just kidding. I'll check it out.
" I am a struggling writer. Support me."
Adding this to my list of pickup lines.
Thanks. If you actually do read it, please leave a comment on the http://www.zoiksonline.com/2012/06/buy-jason-tanamors-novel-anonymous-fans.html page. The comment could be good, bad or ugly and you can leave it anonymous.
'Tis a brave man that allows anonymous comments.
Someone loan me ten bucks.
It's only a loan if you intend to return it, Jacks.
My best pickup line is: "If you fuck me, I'll name a character after you, I won't expect you to read the book, I won't look down on you for falling for my writerly persona, and I will watch Jersey Shore with you with an open mind if it means we can fuck your best girlf-friend together next time."
That's exactly how I landed my husband.
Is that what a loan is?
I named a character after a chick I'm trying to hook up with. I'm not sure if it worked yet or not.
I named a character after a girl I knew once. The character was called "Fucking waste of my life" and she was the antagonist and died in the first page so the rest of the book could be about something less fucking annoying than sitting in your bed late at night still wanting to be with her but WHY? SHE FUCKING RUINED YOUR LIFE MAN.
Aren't most "fiction" stories based off real life events such as ex's and childhood friends? Forget naming a character after a chick; how about revolving the entire story about her?
That's called being creepy.
Thanks to all for the flood of orders so far.