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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner February 17, 2012 - 12:25pm

In the words of Meatloaf. "I would do anything for love....but I won't do that." Seriouly, what the hell is "that"....he never explains. 

 

Theories? 

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Laramore Black from Joplin, Missouri is reading Mario Kart 8 February 17, 2012 - 1:09pm

I'm pretty sure it just means he wouldn't "lie to her, and that's a fact". That no matter how bad it gets, he will never hurt her. 

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters February 17, 2012 - 1:11pm

Matt - how long have you been worried about this?  It's time to let it go. 

But yeah, Laurance is right.

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner February 17, 2012 - 1:17pm

I cant not let go. I would do anything for love, but I won't let this go  Averydoll. I am sorry. 

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner February 17, 2012 - 1:18pm

Also Kitts you disappoint, I was really hoping for a zaney theory from you. 

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Laramore Black from Joplin, Missouri is reading Mario Kart 8 February 17, 2012 - 1:20pm

Man, now this phase will never end again.

I know that I will never be politically correct, and I don't give a damn about my lack of etiquette!
As far as I'm concerned the world could still be flat...

And if the the thrill is gone, then it's time to take it back!

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters February 17, 2012 - 1:22pm

"I cant not let go."

...so you did let it go? 

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner February 17, 2012 - 1:29pm

I love the fact this is the only place (virtually or in real life) where I can use a double negative in a sentence and people get it! Haha, I might just give you a better review. 

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nathaniel parker from Cincinnati is reading The Dark Tower ~ King February 17, 2012 - 1:55pm

He explains it plain as day if you listen to the whole song.

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Laramore Black from Joplin, Missouri is reading Mario Kart 8 February 17, 2012 - 2:03pm

Yeah, she even makes the accusations of what he is saying he won't do!

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters February 17, 2012 - 2:04pm

What a waste.  I'm gonna go start a thread titled Should I Drink This V8 in the Mini Fridge?

There will be a poll involved...

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Brandon from KCMO is reading Made to Break February 17, 2012 - 2:06pm

No Avery. Let's really hammer this issue out for another 100 posts and see what happens.

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Laramore Black from Joplin, Missouri is reading Mario Kart 8 February 17, 2012 - 2:08pm

Edit:

Wrong thread!

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters February 17, 2012 - 2:09pm

Oh fuck it.  I drank the V8 anyway.  I didn't need you guys for this. 

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Utah from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtry February 17, 2012 - 2:35pm

Don't drink the V8. 

Shit.

Sorry.  Late.

Hope you're okay.

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters February 17, 2012 - 2:38pm

It was good.  And now the fridge is all clean!  Ready for the weekend!

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Jose F. Diaz from Boston is reading Wolf Hall by Hilary Mantel February 17, 2012 - 2:51pm

I do believe that Meatloaf is letting her know that he would do anything for love, but....lie to her....about....her being a disgusting wench that he can't stand anymore and is hopping the next flight to Bangkok where he decides to have a three day orgy, snort massive amounts of coke, flys back to the states, buys a junk yard, and moves in with a really hot supermodel.

That is my guess.

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner February 17, 2012 - 2:51pm

I mean, maybe he lied about having bitch tits....just sayin

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Jose F. Diaz from Boston is reading Wolf Hall by Hilary Mantel February 17, 2012 - 2:55pm

No, I think he was pretty up front about those. Maybe he lied about being a really important artist that people will mourn when he dies. Because I don't think we will.

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner February 17, 2012 - 2:56pm

I would be butt hurt for a few minutes if he died..just sayin

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Laramore Black from Joplin, Missouri is reading Mario Kart 8 February 17, 2012 - 3:00pm

Definitely more than the word of Whitney Houston's demise.

=]

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nathaniel parker from Cincinnati is reading The Dark Tower ~ King February 17, 2012 - 3:29pm

Meatloaf definitely would not have drank the V8.

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Jose F. Diaz from Boston is reading Wolf Hall by Hilary Mantel February 17, 2012 - 3:30pm

Only if it was infused with beef stock.

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Boone Spaulding from Coldwater, Michigan, U.S.A. is reading Solarcide Presents: Nova Parade February 17, 2012 - 8:54pm

Meatloaf would do anything for love but he won't let her pee on him.

He wants her, he needs her, but there ain't no way he's ever gonna love being peed on.

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner February 18, 2012 - 2:12am

Boone- bravo. You win the interwebs

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aliensoul77 from a cold distant star is reading the writing on the wall. February 18, 2012 - 3:17am

Let her use a dildo on him.  He doesn't want to be penetrated.  Duh.

 

Boone!  Put your sober picture back up.

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner February 18, 2012 - 3:29am

Nah- I like this one. 

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Boone Spaulding from Coldwater, Michigan, U.S.A. is reading Solarcide Presents: Nova Parade February 18, 2012 - 8:08am

"I Would Do Anything For Love But I Won't Do Watersports" was the original title. Epic record label battles. Took years to resolve. Someday, on the Meatloaf box set, we'll get the original recording.

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Boone Spaulding from Coldwater, Michigan, U.S.A. is reading Solarcide Presents: Nova Parade February 18, 2012 - 8:11am

(I say: everyone get rid of your pics and post your sickest portraits)

(What? You don't record your sick-faces and injuries? But they're the most interesting!)