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ten2two from UK is reading Ghostwritten David Mitchell June 5, 2012 - 1:09am

Uh... hello?

I feel like there should be the squeal of feedback there, just to punctuate how oddly intimidating I found this.

Hopefully I won't get eaten alive too fast..

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner June 5, 2012 - 4:56am

If we review your stuff, it's just because we're trying to help, but you're right, it can be a bear. 

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Utah from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtry June 5, 2012 - 5:42am

Hello there!

Davery will be along shortly to properly welcome you to Litreactor and give you a handy.  Until then, however, accept our welcome from the rest of us.

Also, you should probably keep yourself fluffed.  Davery gets impatient if they have to work too hard.

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Jack Campbell Jr. from Lawrence, KS is reading American Rust by Phillipp Meyer June 5, 2012 - 6:42am

Woah, he gets a handy? I had to do my own.

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Utah from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtry June 5, 2012 - 7:37am

Sorry, Jack.  The site has upgraded.  It's a marketing thing.  I can put you in for a retro, though.

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ten2two from UK is reading Ghostwritten David Mitchell June 5, 2012 - 7:52am

A handy? Is that meant to make me feel more comfortable?

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Utah from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtry June 5, 2012 - 7:53am

If not comfortable, at least temporarily relaxed.  At least, that always works for me.

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bryanhowie from FW, ID is reading East of Eden. Steinbeck is FUCKING AMAZING. June 5, 2012 - 11:50am

Why does giving handies make you so relaxed, Utah?  The way you were cranking on that thing, I thought you were angry at my penis.  You frowned a lot.

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Utah from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtry June 5, 2012 - 11:56am

Satisfaction at a job well done, my man.  Let's me breathe easy for a while.

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Utah from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtry June 5, 2012 - 11:56am

*Lets

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Dave from a city near you is reading constantly June 5, 2012 - 2:17pm

Davery does not offer Handy's. This is misinformation. At least on my part.

 

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Utah from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtry June 5, 2012 - 2:41pm

Dude, Dave, you've changed, man! 

The only reason everybody has felt so at home here is because of the Davery handies.  If you start with the ice-fist routine now, all these new folks are going to feel left out.  That's not right, man. 

It's not right.

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Dave from a city near you is reading constantly June 5, 2012 - 3:05pm

I need a mug if I'm to be handing out handy's.

A mug I say.

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters June 5, 2012 - 6:32pm

"At least on my part."

I'm trying to decide if I'm offended.

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Dave from a city near you is reading constantly June 5, 2012 - 7:07pm

I wasnt sure if I could speak for you or not on such matters.

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters June 5, 2012 - 11:17pm

Now I'm definitely offended. 

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PandaMask from Los Angeles is reading More Than Human June 5, 2012 - 11:28pm

Me too.

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner June 6, 2012 - 2:33am

Panda, where ya been dude. 

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PandaMask from Los Angeles is reading More Than Human June 6, 2012 - 10:24pm

Haha busy, but I have been trying to get back in the groove of things. I've posted a couple times on here and posting more everyday, just not a lot.

What about you? How's the move?

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Dave from a city near you is reading constantly June 6, 2012 - 11:28pm

Fucking robots!

 

 

OH WAIT! PANDREW! My bad!

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Dave from a city near you is reading constantly June 7, 2012 - 12:34am

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Jose F. Diaz from Boston is reading Wolf Hall by Hilary Mantel June 7, 2012 - 1:04am

Welcome to the pit

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner June 7, 2012 - 1:33am

What about you? How's the move?"

It went good, despite the robots. It takes some getting used to on a lot of levels. I am headed to the company gym in a minute. DUDE! I'll text ya. 

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ReneeAPickup from Southern California is reading Wanderers by Chuck Wendig June 7, 2012 - 1:21pm

Hello! We don't bite.

Hard.

 

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PandaMask from Los Angeles is reading More Than Human June 7, 2012 - 6:21pm

@Dave

I just watched Blade Runner a couple days ago.

@Matt

Moving is a pain. Especially the unpacking part.

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Jimothy Scott from Canada is reading The wise mans fear June 7, 2012 - 6:27pm

Panda! Never leave again!

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PandaMask from Los Angeles is reading More Than Human June 7, 2012 - 6:48pm

I shall try not to.

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters June 7, 2012 - 6:49pm

I'd miss you.

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PandaMask from Los Angeles is reading More Than Human June 7, 2012 - 6:51pm

I missed you and everybody on LR except the robots.

Hopefully Dave and I get our titles.

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner June 8, 2012 - 4:46am

I think it should be: Litreactor: feat Panda!