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Tony Koval from Jesustown, Bible Belt, Texas, USA is reading more and more and more May 10, 2017 - 12:24am

I stayed to try banging out much newer, much slightlier less slightly crappy writing that I'll hide from the world at large like some type of writer-in-denial, notebook-packing closet case? Like some type of beefy, hunked up, well-oiled, water-just-beads-up-and-slips-right-off, writer-in-denial, notebook-packing closet case?

If I put a question mark at the end of everything, does the little voice in your head that you attribute to me get slightly higher and higher pitched?

Test?

I do like linguini pasta?

Am I weirding you out, yet?

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voodoo_em from England is reading Zombie Bake Off by Stephen Graham Jones May 10, 2017 - 2:05am

Hey Tony, welcome to LitReactor!

And yes, your voice is getting higher!

But no your not weirding me out :)

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smithreynolds from Spokane, WA USA is reading The writing on the wall. May 10, 2017 - 5:47am

Hi? Gail here? Welcome? Glad to meet cha?

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Thuggish from Vegas is reading Day of the Jackal May 10, 2017 - 9:25am

I find the question mark issue so disturbing that when I use the phrase "who knows" I end it with a period.

I also once read dialogue where the question marks were used "inappropriately" when a character was acting purposely ditzy. It worked perfectly.

Just pretend you work at Starbucks?

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Austin James from Northern Utah is reading various bizarre stories and anthologies May 10, 2017 - 5:59pm

So....this is awesome and thus far am in the camp voting YES FOR TONY'S WEIRD SHIT.

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Tony Koval from Jesustown, Bible Belt, Texas, USA is reading more and more and more May 10, 2017 - 9:06pm

If only I could compulsively 'like' the responses, like on Facebook, and then I wouldn't have to form a coherent response.

 

@em: I'll try harder.

@gail: Hi, Gail!

@thuggish: I have a new favorite way of punctuating ditziness. Thank you!

@austin: At this point, I'll take all the support I can get! Gratuitous thank-yous for upvotes.

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Dwayne from Cincinnati, Ohio (suburbs) is reading books that rotate to often to keep this updated May 11, 2017 - 6:03pm

To me it makes you sound like a confused Barry White.