I am just stopping in and saying howdy! A little about me: I have finished two novels and, I am currently working on two others. One is a historical epic and another is dystopian. I don't like to limit myself so I don't have a specific genre of novel I write. Any tips, tricks, friend requests, advice, don't hesitate to darken my virtual doorstep.
Hola! Kudos for finishing two novels! Wow....barely know ya and I'm already a little envious....
I assume you read those two articles posted last week in the magazine content? Very good, and good timing too as I think these winter blahs contribute to the inability to work through writer's block as quickly as the rest of the year....
And on that note - welcome to the site!
Welcome
Dave, this is what you do, isn't it. You just lurk around with a creepy smug smirk so you can say "Welcome" to everybody that introduces themselves, and then you fade away, not to show again until you see a new, "Hi, I'm New!" thread.
Welcome...
Welcome, we are all superheroes in our own way.
"We can be heroes, for just one day"
@Utah...you caught me....I'm just boosting my comments count in case there's another achievement for it.
You think my avatar is creepy smug? Hmm...I'll have to find another...
I am going for the most pretentious asshole award.
That looks heavenly.
Better not let Avery see that
who are you? and what have you done with the old Dave?? I liked that Dave.
welcome, Matthew, great to meet you.
(my pic - I have "walking pneumonia" and I'm getting ready to light a cig. It is easily the worst or second-worst pic of me I've ever seen, and I find it hilarious-sad-scary all at the same time)
@matthew--LOL I love Boone's pic. I laugh everytime I see it. I don't mean that it a bad way, either
LOL - that's true, there is a story there and Matt, you're half-correct! (you told it much more romanticized, the way fiction oughta record reality)
(at any rate, much more interesting than me grinning or me looking seductively into the camera)
@Dave - I like your other picture!
@Boone - Your picture has character.
I like mine because my teeth look really big in it.
Welcome to the pit Matt.
Back by popular demand.
Yes, Avery is popular demand.
(at any rate, much more interesting than me grinning or me looking seductively into the camera)
@averydoll - with the exception of your pic, natch.
(yeah, I posted this with the full knowledge of how creepy it reads...)
(payback for the awful "ear worms" flashback I experienced earlier today no thanks to you - my skin still crawls)
"Yes, Avery is popular demand. "
I'll be using this quote at my next high school reunion.
They have high schools in Kentucky? Okay, I'll stop now.
Well, I know it isn't as glamourous as WA...where you have...sparkly vampires.
That's a low blow.
Don't you talk about Edward that way! He loves me! He sparkled it in morse code.
True story - my son's middle name is Edward. He was named for my grandfather. He was born in Sept of 2008. The first Twilight movie came out later that year. Sometimes I feel like I should apologize to him. I didn't know.
I didn't know.
Must have been one hell of a man to get you to give that name to your child. I pray that is the case, otherwise you should begin preparing to be neglected in a retirement home now.
I am Mr. Edward Jacob Cullen. We all just got married.
There is a lot of fangbanging and bestiality in our home.
We have three pet werewolves: Sookie, Snookie and Eric Northman.
True Blood is a good gothic porno, that's about all it is.
Just have it legally changed.
Those are some big shiny teeth Avery.
Nah, I'd never have it changed. It does have personal meaning to me. In a few years no one will know about sparkly vampires.
I like the name Edward. Most likely people will forget.
My dog's name is Marley - Not like the book, movie, cartoon, or children's books.
I'm new too - Trying to fit in with the cool kids, with not much luck.
Has somebody been throwing mud at you?
How have you not had much luck?
I was trying to be witty ... trying.
*throws mud at Ellumare*
Take that, witty person! We'll have no wit around these parts.
What Utah said.
maybe we should come up with a better gesture. I read somewhere monkeys hurl poop as a defense mechanism.