Dave
from a city near you is reading constantlyJanuary 13, 2013 - 8:31pm
And now, to end this thread, I call upon the (self-appointed) wisdom of David Icke, former-sports-commentator-turned-conspiracy-messiah to tell you all about the Reptilians that rule the world from the moon, using the Illuminati. If you haven't heard of it, I swear to you this is genuine. And he swears it's all true. Honest.
To me it is odd that you don't get that this is the best evidence you have of a new idea, because I have no clue how he got to this.
SHENANIGANS!
Dwayne,
1. The reptiles are the Gorn from Star Trek (TOS); which, naturally, evolved out of dinosaurs so the (non) idea was to put them on another planet, or in Icke's case, the moon. The moon was God's idea, but I don't know if he botched a planet and left it out there or how that works. In that respect, it may not have been an idea at all. Could have been an accident he didn't feel like cleaning up. But planets, I think that was His idea...maybe. Could be God was just hanging out one day, and there was this Big fucking BANG!
And God was like, What the Hell? And ran into the kitchen and Holy Shit there's a solar system! So, naturally He said, Well, Goddamn I guess I better do something about it.
2. Dan Brown came up with the Illumati by taking the unoriginal idea of secret societies and renamining them something cool that could also be written as an ambigram (also unoriginal). Seriously, do some research.
3. The prospect of life on the moon predates Icke, though I'm too lazy to locate a source. So he basically just took a bunch of other ideas (oops! I mean....uh, that is to say, he took other concepts? no...STUFF!) He took a bunch of other STUFF and made his own STUFF out of it. Fucking fraud. How unoriginal.
You may continue.
Dwayne
from Cincinnati, Ohio (suburbs) is reading books that rotate to often to keep this updatedMarch 21, 2013 - 3:10pm
Dave is just mad I called him out on not understanding comics.
jyh
from VA is reading whatever he feels likeJanuary 13, 2013 - 10:02pm
And his anger produced the Post of the Year. [Year? Decade, week, month ... it's only Janurary ... yes, year.]
Dwayne
from Cincinnati, Ohio (suburbs) is reading books that rotate to often to keep this updatedJanuary 13, 2013 - 10:06pm
Man you must be missing out. He can do way better. I'm not crying or annoyed or anything. And if you don't measure the internet in tears and rage, I don't know what to tell you.
jyh
from VA is reading whatever he feels likeJanuary 13, 2013 - 10:08pm
You never know what to tell anybody.
Dwayne
from Cincinnati, Ohio (suburbs) is reading books that rotate to often to keep this updatedJanuary 13, 2013 - 10:40pm
Whose fault is that?
jyh
from VA is reading whatever he feels likeJanuary 13, 2013 - 10:43pm
Yours. You should have a rolodex full of stuff to tell people with whom you disagree.
Dwayne
from Cincinnati, Ohio (suburbs) is reading books that rotate to often to keep this updatedJanuary 13, 2013 - 10:47pm
Most of them work better in person.
Seb
from Thanet, Kent, UK
January 14, 2013 - 3:02am
Finally.
Well done Dave, although your references were a little recent (all can be traced back considerably further), you got the point. A gold star for you.
SHENANIGANS!
Dwayne,
1. The reptiles are the Gorn from Star Trek (TOS); which, naturally, evolved out of dinosaurs so the (non) idea was to put them on another planet, or in Icke's case, the moon. The moon was God's idea, but I don't know if he botched a planet and left it out there or how that works. In that respect, it may not have been an idea at all. Could have been an accident he didn't feel like cleaning up. But planets, I think that was His idea...maybe. Could be God was just hanging out one day, and there was this Big fucking BANG!
And God was like, What the Hell? And ran into the kitchen and Holy Shit there's a solar system! So, naturally He said, Well, Goddamn I guess I better do something about it.
2. Dan Brown came up with the Illumati by taking the unoriginal idea of secret societies and renamining them something cool that could also be written as an ambigram (also unoriginal). Seriously, do some research.
3. The prospect of life on the moon predates Icke, though I'm too lazy to locate a source. So he basically just took a bunch of other ideas (oops! I mean....uh, that is to say, he took other concepts? no...STUFF!) He took a bunch of other STUFF and made his own STUFF out of it. Fucking fraud. How unoriginal.
You may continue.
Dave is just mad I called him out on not understanding comics.
And his anger produced the Post of the Year. [Year? Decade, week, month ... it's only Janurary ... yes, year.]
Man you must be missing out. He can do way better. I'm not crying or annoyed or anything. And if you don't measure the internet in tears and rage, I don't know what to tell you.
You never know what to tell anybody.
Whose fault is that?
Yours. You should have a rolodex full of stuff to tell people with whom you disagree.
Most of them work better in person.
Finally.
Well done Dave, although your references were a little recent (all can be traced back considerably further), you got the point. A gold star for you.
It's eight o'clock in the morning.
Seriously, no one got it?