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Laramore Black from Joplin, Missouri is reading Mario Kart 8 February 21, 2012 - 8:23pm

We should make fake profiles to mess with everyone.

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PandaMask from Los Angeles is reading More Than Human February 21, 2012 - 8:28pm

I wanted to do a Mike Hawk one and put some writing that I usually wouldn't post.

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Laramore Black from Joplin, Missouri is reading Mario Kart 8 February 21, 2012 - 8:31pm

Yeah, I wish I could share the workshop with an anonymous alias profile.

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R.Moon from The City of Champions is reading The Last Thing He Wanted by Joan Didion; Story Structure Architect by Victoria Lynn Schimdt PH.D; Creating Characters by the editors of Writer's Digest February 21, 2012 - 8:32pm

I'm in... I submit under the name Mike Honcho and write bad erotica... Every story will have 'shake and bake' hidden somewhere in it.

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PandaMask from Los Angeles is reading More Than Human February 21, 2012 - 8:33pm

No, you can be Ben Dover

and Kitts can be Cli Torres.

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R.Moon from The City of Champions is reading The Last Thing He Wanted by Joan Didion; Story Structure Architect by Victoria Lynn Schimdt PH.D; Creating Characters by the editors of Writer's Digest February 21, 2012 - 8:37pm

Nope, I'm Mike Honcho... 

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PandaMask from Los Angeles is reading More Than Human February 21, 2012 - 8:39pm

Hahaha omg.

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R.Moon from The City of Champions is reading The Last Thing He Wanted by Joan Didion; Story Structure Architect by Victoria Lynn Schimdt PH.D; Creating Characters by the editors of Writer's Digest February 21, 2012 - 8:43pm

Freakin' love that movie...

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PandaMask from Los Angeles is reading More Than Human February 21, 2012 - 8:44pm

What about Step Brothers?

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R.Moon from The City of Champions is reading The Last Thing He Wanted by Joan Didion; Story Structure Architect by Victoria Lynn Schimdt PH.D; Creating Characters by the editors of Writer's Digest February 21, 2012 - 8:47pm

Anything with Will Farrell...

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R.Moon from The City of Champions is reading The Last Thing He Wanted by Joan Didion; Story Structure Architect by Victoria Lynn Schimdt PH.D; Creating Characters by the editors of Writer's Digest February 21, 2012 - 8:50pm

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Laramore Black from Joplin, Missouri is reading Mario Kart 8 February 21, 2012 - 8:52pm

I'm going to put my balls on your drum set.

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R.Moon from The City of Champions is reading The Last Thing He Wanted by Joan Didion; Story Structure Architect by Victoria Lynn Schimdt PH.D; Creating Characters by the editors of Writer's Digest February 21, 2012 - 8:57pm

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Laramore Black from Joplin, Missouri is reading Mario Kart 8 February 21, 2012 - 8:57pm

Milk was a bad choice...

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R.Moon from The City of Champions is reading The Last Thing He Wanted by Joan Didion; Story Structure Architect by Victoria Lynn Schimdt PH.D; Creating Characters by the editors of Writer's Digest February 21, 2012 - 8:58pm

Will Farrell born, July 16th

R.Moon born, July 16th

 

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Chester Pane from Portland, Oregon is reading The Brief and Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao by Junot Diaz February 21, 2012 - 9:52pm

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aliensoul77 from a cold distant star is reading the writing on the wall. February 22, 2012 - 1:46am

I wanted to create a fake name and post stuff but I think people would figure it out, I have a distinct type of trolling. If I am going to write anything out of character, I will use my pen name Jason Roland but let people know it's me.  I want to write an alien erotica story, completely serious, no joke. Then a cyberpunk story as well as my grand guignol horror French type stories. Then maybe I will write about kittens and fish just to throw people off. Then I will write Christian fiction, then back to horror and then erotica about members of Litreactor using their actual names. Brandon Tietz is first.

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner February 22, 2012 - 1:47am

Will Farrell born, July 16th

 

               R.Moon born, July 16th".

 

Consider my mind officially blown. 

 

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Chester Pane from Portland, Oregon is reading The Brief and Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao by Junot Diaz February 22, 2012 - 1:54am

@Jason Roland:

Ce qu'il nous faut, c'est la haine. D'elle naîtront nos idées.

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aliensoul77 from a cold distant star is reading the writing on the wall. February 22, 2012 - 2:00am

La haine n'est pas une vertu que je soigne accueillir id dans mon coeur, monsieur. Je préfère la bonté du surréaliste et érotique grotesque. Il y a beaucoup plus l'inspiration dans la répulsion d'autres.

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R.Moon from The City of Champions is reading The Last Thing He Wanted by Joan Didion; Story Structure Architect by Victoria Lynn Schimdt PH.D; Creating Characters by the editors of Writer's Digest February 22, 2012 - 4:19am

Consider my mind officially blown. 

- Your mind has been blown a few times one here. You must be gettting some good brain...

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner February 22, 2012 - 4:23am

@Chester and Alien. 

Arretet d'ecrire en francais, vous weirdos. 

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Utah from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtry February 22, 2012 - 6:35am

With all this French being spoken here, I'm starting to feel my sensitive side emerging.  Think my next story is going to be an overly sentimental piece about how tough it is to be a hermaphrodite in young love.

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R.Moon from The City of Champions is reading The Last Thing He Wanted by Joan Didion; Story Structure Architect by Victoria Lynn Schimdt PH.D; Creating Characters by the editors of Writer's Digest February 22, 2012 - 6:41am

^ Read Middlesex...

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Utah from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtry February 22, 2012 - 6:45am

I didn't say I want to read about a hermaphrodite.  That would just be weird.

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R.Moon from The City of Champions is reading The Last Thing He Wanted by Joan Didion; Story Structure Architect by Victoria Lynn Schimdt PH.D; Creating Characters by the editors of Writer's Digest February 22, 2012 - 6:56am

Amazing book. Written by the same guy who wrote The Virgin Suicides. Jeffery Eugenides.

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Utah from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtry February 22, 2012 - 6:58am

Yes.  And I shall continue to be facetious regardless.

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R.Moon from The City of Champions is reading The Last Thing He Wanted by Joan Didion; Story Structure Architect by Victoria Lynn Schimdt PH.D; Creating Characters by the editors of Writer's Digest February 22, 2012 - 7:02am

Writing about a hermaphrodite would be weirder than reading it.

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Utah from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtry February 22, 2012 - 7:07am

I give up.  You are correct.  Rian is victorious.

Instead, I'll just write about a sentient tapeworm who tries to help its host through some severe mental issues.  I think the ending will probably be pretty shitty, though.

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters February 22, 2012 - 7:44am

Utah - You're no quitter. 

 

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Dwayne from Cincinnati, Ohio (suburbs) is reading books that rotate to often to keep this updated February 22, 2012 - 7:55am

@doll - Does the anti-rape thing have to be said? Are there women who are pro-rape? Has anyone ever said, "I don't respect a guy who buys into all this consent b.s., a real man would have me duct taped by now!" I'm not trying to be as smart alack as this probably sounds, I just don't follow your thought process on posting that. 

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters February 22, 2012 - 7:59am

"Are there women who are pro-rape?"

Liz Trotta.

 

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters February 22, 2012 - 8:02am

First HERE.

Then HERE.

Maybe you don't call it pro-rape.  But I would.

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Dwayne from Cincinnati, Ohio (suburbs) is reading books that rotate to often to keep this updated February 22, 2012 - 8:10am

I'd say insanely pessimistic, but not pro-rape. She doesn't say it's a GOOD thing they are getting raped, just that it is inevitable result of women in combat. I mean yeah it's bat-poo crazy, but still not really pro-rape.

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters February 22, 2012 - 8:18am

I guess this comment, "You have this whole bureaucracy upon bureaucracy being built up with all kinds of levels of people to support women in the military who are now being raped too much," is what made me think of her as pro-rape.

Because clearly, there is a certian amount that she sees as fine. 

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Dwayne from Cincinnati, Ohio (suburbs) is reading books that rotate to often to keep this updated February 22, 2012 - 8:35am

Like I said, bat-poo crazy. Maybe "those stupid ****s who go into combat have it coming" mean. But not pro-rape.

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters February 22, 2012 - 8:55am

Hm.  Can we compromise at rape tolerant?  Is she rape tolerant?

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Utah from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtry February 22, 2012 - 10:18am

Maybe she sees rape as a natural extension of wrestling in the office.

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner February 22, 2012 - 10:36am

Maybe she sees rape as a natural extension of wrestling in the office."

 

Ha! You would think so with how some of these girls act....it's a little much. 

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Dwayne from Cincinnati, Ohio (suburbs) is reading books that rotate to often to keep this updated February 22, 2012 - 1:16pm

I'd say rape tolerant is fair as a description of her.

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters February 22, 2012 - 1:35pm

@Dwayne - glad we were able to work that out.

See folks, that's is how you disagree on the internet.

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PandaMask from Los Angeles is reading More Than Human February 22, 2012 - 1:42pm

All she wanted was to feel welcomed.

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Dwayne from Cincinnati, Ohio (suburbs) is reading books that rotate to often to keep this updated February 22, 2012 - 8:15pm

@doll - We had a reasonable conversation online even though we don't know each other in real life. It's like a 50 cent coin (in the U.S.) they happen, but don't be crazy and expect them every day.