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Mellanie Blue from Lewisberry, PA is reading The Ultimate Guide to Kink by Tristan Taormino February 20, 2012 - 2:58pm

Greetings. I am new to the site. Looking forward to earning points, submitting work, and having it ripped apart.

I adore writing, and fancy myself pretty decent at it. Which isn't saying much, considering I enjoy writing angsty, unstructured essays, and, the completely unmarketable - poetry.

One day, I hope to write a really moving, inspirational novel and have it become, at the very least, a made for TV movie.

 

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PandaMask from Los Angeles is reading More Than Human February 20, 2012 - 3:04pm

"Welcome fellow traveler! There's pie and beer a plenty in the world of Litreactor!'

That's my motto for every new person.

Other than that hello!

Dave usually gives proper welcomes though.

Are you going to submit something soon?

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters February 20, 2012 - 3:07pm

Hi!  Welcome to the site!  I hope you like it here.  I don't have anything clever to say, but I'm sincere at least.

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Jose F. Diaz from Boston is reading Wolf Hall by Hilary Mantel February 20, 2012 - 3:12pm

Welcome!

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner February 20, 2012 - 3:14pm

Welcome: Looking forward to seeing what you've written.

Running jokes currently are:

The Worlds Most Interesting Man/Linton Robinson

Panda Porn 

Averydoll's revenge 

Dave should be along soon with the welcome bull shit. In the mean-time: Enjoy this picture.

 

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PandaMask from Los Angeles is reading More Than Human February 20, 2012 - 3:18pm

I was going to post more Panda Porn, but I didn't want to scare.

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Jose F. Diaz from Boston is reading Wolf Hall by Hilary Mantel February 20, 2012 - 3:16pm

And beware the Alien. He creeps about.

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Dave from a city near you is reading constantly February 20, 2012 - 3:17pm

Greetings and salutations. Have fun while you're here, check your feelings at the door and play along with the insanity.

There it is, now you're official.

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Chester Pane from Portland, Oregon is reading The Brief and Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao by Junot Diaz February 20, 2012 - 3:17pm

Hi Des, 

Glad you found us.

Your eyes look like those glowy blue kind.

Look forward to reading your angst.

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner February 20, 2012 - 3:21pm

@Panda, good call. we have run off a couple like that. Haha

Alien is pro-vampire homo-eroticism. You can't miss him, he's adorable. 

@Dave, I miss you saying, "Welcome to the Pit." There I said it. 

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Dave from a city near you is reading constantly February 20, 2012 - 3:27pm

Yeah I liked that too. Ill bring it back next noob.

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Utah from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtry February 20, 2012 - 3:35pm

I see Dave has arrived before I had a chance to introduce him.  Very well, I can adjust.

Desdemona, a guy named Dave will show up previously to officially introduce you to LitReactor.  Until then, I extend his hand in greeting.

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Nick Wilczynski from Greensboro, NC is reading A Dance with Dragons by George R.R. Martin February 20, 2012 - 3:40pm

Howdy.

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aliensoul77 from a cold distant star is reading the writing on the wall. February 20, 2012 - 5:03pm

Barks.

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R.Moon from The City of Champions is reading The Last Thing He Wanted by Joan Didion; Story Structure Architect by Victoria Lynn Schimdt PH.D; Creating Characters by the editors of Writer's Digest February 20, 2012 - 6:58pm

I'm just gonna say hello and welcome. Looking forward to reading and reviewing your work. 

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Mellanie Blue from Lewisberry, PA is reading The Ultimate Guide to Kink by Tristan Taormino February 20, 2012 - 7:04pm

Thank you for the welcomes. I am unafraid of panda porn, as I have surfed interwebs for years. I've posted a few things on the site. Can't wait to be the butt of a joke. I look forward to reading all your work.

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R.Moon from The City of Champions is reading The Last Thing He Wanted by Joan Didion; Story Structure Architect by Victoria Lynn Schimdt PH.D; Creating Characters by the editors of Writer's Digest February 20, 2012 - 7:05pm

 Can't wait to be the butt of a joke. 

- You may want to recant that statement. Jokes around here can go on for weeks... Ask Avery... 

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PandaMask from Los Angeles is reading More Than Human February 20, 2012 - 7:06pm

I doubt you will be. Everyone here is nice.

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner February 20, 2012 - 7:06pm

Can't wait to be the butt of a joke."

 

It takes us awhile to get started. 

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Jose F. Diaz from Boston is reading Wolf Hall by Hilary Mantel February 20, 2012 - 7:10pm

Bullshit Matt. It takes everyone on here about .000003 seconds to jump all over a wrongly placed saying. 

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PandaMask from Los Angeles is reading More Than Human February 20, 2012 - 7:13pm

Too be honest I think R.Moon is the most sane one out of all of us.

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters February 20, 2012 - 7:15pm

"Ask Avery... "

I don't think I've ever been the butt of a joke.

"think R.Moon is the most sane one out of all of us. "

LOL!

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Jose F. Diaz from Boston is reading Wolf Hall by Hilary Mantel February 20, 2012 - 7:16pm

Well, not to your face.

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R.Moon from The City of Champions is reading The Last Thing He Wanted by Joan Didion; Story Structure Architect by Victoria Lynn Schimdt PH.D; Creating Characters by the editors of Writer's Digest February 20, 2012 - 7:16pm

Too be honest I think R.Moon is the most sane one out of all of us.

- Probably not, but I have filters. 

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R.Moon from The City of Champions is reading The Last Thing He Wanted by Joan Didion; Story Structure Architect by Victoria Lynn Schimdt PH.D; Creating Characters by the editors of Writer's Digest February 20, 2012 - 7:16pm

"think R.Moon is the most sane one out of all of us. "

LOL!

- See!

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters February 20, 2012 - 7:18pm

"Well, not to your face. "

Low blow.  i insult you to your face all the time.  I would expect the same in return.  Have some honor, Diaz. 

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PandaMask from Los Angeles is reading More Than Human February 20, 2012 - 7:18pm

I can cough and Avery wil find a way to redirect back at me. That is why I fear her...

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters February 20, 2012 - 7:20pm

Panda - have I ever been harsh to you?  Seriously?  I don't remember it if I have.  I promise to be extra kind to you for awhile.  Fear not. 

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Jose F. Diaz from Boston is reading Wolf Hall by Hilary Mantel February 20, 2012 - 7:20pm

Avery just has a short temper to have a short temper. 

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PandaMask from Los Angeles is reading More Than Human February 20, 2012 - 7:22pm

I don't know about a short temper. I don't know what it is. No, you haven't. I just can't tell through text.

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R.Moon from The City of Champions is reading The Last Thing He Wanted by Joan Didion; Story Structure Architect by Victoria Lynn Schimdt PH.D; Creating Characters by the editors of Writer's Digest February 20, 2012 - 7:23pm

Hey, Doll holds her own on here. I give the woman much credit. Some of the threads I've read, hell I'm surprised she's stuck around. 

I say, keep it up Doll... You can dish it out, and you can take it. 

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Jose F. Diaz from Boston is reading Wolf Hall by Hilary Mantel February 20, 2012 - 7:28pm

At times.

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters February 20, 2012 - 7:31pm

@Diaz - I feel like you are bitter about losing to me.  Right?  Is that it?  It's okay. 

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Jose F. Diaz from Boston is reading Wolf Hall by Hilary Mantel February 20, 2012 - 7:32pm

No it was the censoring you tried implementing there for a while. 

Yes, you did.

And the losing part was all part of my education.

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters February 20, 2012 - 7:34pm

Oh please.  I specifically said I wasn't censoring you.  You sure got your shorts in a wad over that. 

Say what you like, just know I might disagree.  And you have to be able to deal with that.

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R.Moon from The City of Champions is reading The Last Thing He Wanted by Joan Didion; Story Structure Architect by Victoria Lynn Schimdt PH.D; Creating Characters by the editors of Writer's Digest February 20, 2012 - 7:35pm

You sure got your shorts in a wad over that. 

- 'shorts in a wad' That's funny.

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Jose F. Diaz from Boston is reading Wolf Hall by Hilary Mantel February 20, 2012 - 7:36pm

So we are agreed we can say what we like with no censoring. I like it!

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Boone Spaulding from Coldwater, Michigan, U.S.A. is reading Solarcide Presents: Nova Parade February 20, 2012 - 7:43pm

Welcome!

It's all a joke, and I'm not bitter - I think it's hilarious.

I'm not terminally ill but terminally alive.

Averydoll is a great role model a/f/a her gutsiness - but if you take up her passive-aggression, please be the sweeter, more subtle purveyor...

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

 

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R.Moon from The City of Champions is reading The Last Thing He Wanted by Joan Didion; Story Structure Architect by Victoria Lynn Schimdt PH.D; Creating Characters by the editors of Writer's Digest February 20, 2012 - 7:45pm

 but if you take up her passive-aggression, please be the sweeter, more subtle purveyor...

I think I hear a can of worms being opened... lol

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PandaMask from Los Angeles is reading More Than Human February 20, 2012 - 7:47pm

Boone where's that Flash story you promised?

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Chester Pane from Portland, Oregon is reading The Brief and Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao by Junot Diaz February 20, 2012 - 8:06pm

#Terminally alive#

Stealing that.

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Boone Spaulding from Coldwater, Michigan, U.S.A. is reading Solarcide Presents: Nova Parade February 20, 2012 - 8:31pm

@R. Moon & averydoll - that was meant as a joke but while it was not seerious it doesn't read funny at all. I think I've been affected by my crappy Monday.

P.S. the joke is that when someone accuses another of passive-aggression, that in itself is 99% of the time passive-aggression.

@ Pandamask - homelessness crisis at work today. I actually had to work at work instead of write at work. I'm trying to write now but the job followed me home (not literally, got the woman housed temporarily)...

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters February 20, 2012 - 8:34pm

Boone - I thought it was funny.  It's fine. 

*winks in delight*

^ I've decided to bring that back.

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PandaMask from Los Angeles is reading More Than Human February 20, 2012 - 8:35pm

Whenever you have the time.

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Boone Spaulding from Coldwater, Michigan, U.S.A. is reading Solarcide Presents: Nova Parade February 20, 2012 - 8:36pm

I like it. The LOLs and emoticons are becoming dated...

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aliensoul77 from a cold distant star is reading the writing on the wall. February 20, 2012 - 9:42pm

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Boone Spaulding from Coldwater, Michigan, U.S.A. is reading Solarcide Presents: Nova Parade February 20, 2012 - 11:35pm

lol

:D

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Dave from a city near you is reading constantly February 21, 2012 - 2:48am

Sometimes Batman's just gotta slapabitch!

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Dwayne from Cincinnati, Ohio (suburbs) is reading books that rotate to often to keep this updated February 21, 2012 - 3:05am

Welcome, hope we havn't scared you off yet.

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Dave from a city near you is reading constantly February 21, 2012 - 3:11am

Jump into our discussions.  It'll be fun.

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Dwayne from Cincinnati, Ohio (suburbs) is reading books that rotate to often to keep this updated February 21, 2012 - 3:15am

Well what is left to say about Batman slapping Robin?