Greetings. I am new to the site. Looking forward to earning points, submitting work, and having it ripped apart.
I adore writing, and fancy myself pretty decent at it. Which isn't saying much, considering I enjoy writing angsty, unstructured essays, and, the completely unmarketable - poetry.
One day, I hope to write a really moving, inspirational novel and have it become, at the very least, a made for TV movie.
"Welcome fellow traveler! There's pie and beer a plenty in the world of Litreactor!'
That's my motto for every new person.
Other than that hello!
Dave usually gives proper welcomes though.
Are you going to submit something soon?
Hi! Welcome to the site! I hope you like it here. I don't have anything clever to say, but I'm sincere at least.
Welcome!
Welcome: Looking forward to seeing what you've written.
Running jokes currently are:
The Worlds Most Interesting Man/Linton Robinson
Panda Porn
Averydoll's revenge
Dave should be along soon with the welcome bull shit. In the mean-time: Enjoy this picture.
I was going to post more Panda Porn, but I didn't want to scare.
And beware the Alien. He creeps about.
Greetings and salutations. Have fun while you're here, check your feelings at the door and play along with the insanity.
There it is, now you're official.
Hi Des,
Glad you found us.
Your eyes look like those glowy blue kind.
Look forward to reading your angst.
@Panda, good call. we have run off a couple like that. Haha
Alien is pro-vampire homo-eroticism. You can't miss him, he's adorable.
@Dave, I miss you saying, "Welcome to the Pit." There I said it.
Yeah I liked that too. Ill bring it back next noob.
I see Dave has arrived before I had a chance to introduce him. Very well, I can adjust.
Desdemona, a guy named Dave will show up previously to officially introduce you to LitReactor. Until then, I extend his hand in greeting.
Howdy.
Barks.
I'm just gonna say hello and welcome. Looking forward to reading and reviewing your work.
Can't wait to be the butt of a joke.
- You may want to recant that statement. Jokes around here can go on for weeks... Ask Avery...
I doubt you will be. Everyone here is nice.
Can't wait to be the butt of a joke."
It takes us awhile to get started.
Bullshit Matt. It takes everyone on here about .000003 seconds to jump all over a wrongly placed saying.
Too be honest I think R.Moon is the most sane one out of all of us.
"Ask Avery... "
I don't think I've ever been the butt of a joke.
"think R.Moon is the most sane one out of all of us. "
LOL!
Well, not to your face.
Too be honest I think R.Moon is the most sane one out of all of us.
- Probably not, but I have filters.
"think R.Moon is the most sane one out of all of us. "
LOL!
- See!
"Well, not to your face. "
Low blow. i insult you to your face all the time. I would expect the same in return. Have some honor, Diaz.
I can cough and Avery wil find a way to redirect back at me. That is why I fear her...
Panda - have I ever been harsh to you? Seriously? I don't remember it if I have. I promise to be extra kind to you for awhile. Fear not.
Avery just has a short temper to have a short temper.
I don't know about a short temper. I don't know what it is. No, you haven't. I just can't tell through text.
Hey, Doll holds her own on here. I give the woman much credit. Some of the threads I've read, hell I'm surprised she's stuck around.
I say, keep it up Doll... You can dish it out, and you can take it.
At times.
@Diaz - I feel like you are bitter about losing to me. Right? Is that it? It's okay.
No it was the censoring you tried implementing there for a while.
Yes, you did.
And the losing part was all part of my education.
Oh please. I specifically said I wasn't censoring you. You sure got your shorts in a wad over that.
Say what you like, just know I might disagree. And you have to be able to deal with that.
You sure got your shorts in a wad over that.
- 'shorts in a wad' That's funny.
So we are agreed we can say what we like with no censoring. I like it!
Welcome!
It's all a joke, and I'm not bitter - I think it's hilarious.
I'm not terminally ill but terminally alive.
Averydoll is a great role model a/f/a her gutsiness - but if you take up her passive-aggression, please be the sweeter, more subtle purveyor...
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but if you take up her passive-aggression, please be the sweeter, more subtle purveyor...
I think I hear a can of worms being opened... lol
Boone where's that Flash story you promised?
#Terminally alive#
Stealing that.
@R. Moon & averydoll - that was meant as a joke but while it was not seerious it doesn't read funny at all. I think I've been affected by my crappy Monday.
P.S. the joke is that when someone accuses another of passive-aggression, that in itself is 99% of the time passive-aggression.
@ Pandamask - homelessness crisis at work today. I actually had to work at work instead of write at work. I'm trying to write now but the job followed me home (not literally, got the woman housed temporarily)...
Boone - I thought it was funny. It's fine.
*winks in delight*
^ I've decided to bring that back.
Whenever you have the time.
I like it. The LOLs and emoticons are becoming dated...
lol
:D
Sometimes Batman's just gotta slapabitch!
Welcome, hope we havn't scared you off yet.
Jump into our discussions. It'll be fun.
Well what is left to say about Batman slapping Robin?