That is all.
Ok, not really. Just wanted to say a quick hello since I'm new and all that. I'm more of a multiple choice/ true-false than an essay kind of guy (<-- yes, I do see the irony here) so I won't go into a long introductory speech where I claim that I promised myself I wouldn't cry and then go on to thank my wife for giving me a writers workshop membership for my birthday, provided I pay for it myself (<-- haven't yet, but I'll get there).
I like short walks on the beach and long run-on sentences. Also for whatever reason despite my IT background I'm terribly awful at using online forums. That's me in a nutshell. I'm sure the rest will come out at some point.
So... hi.
Hi.
Howdy, Goose. Spend the nine bucks, you'll be happy you did.
I like long run on sentences too! Welcome :-)
I like running on beaches and talking in short sentences when people try to stop me.
My feet usually bleed from sea-shells, broken bottles, and hermit crabs.
Welcome.
"My feet usually bleed from sea-shells, broken bottles, and hermit crabs."
Wear shoes.
Welcome! I'm full of useful tips just like the one above!
Hey Goose, little premature for the ole Christmas tree, don't ya think? Today is August 27, 2012. Do you know where you are? Do you know your name? How you got here? What is the last thing you remember?
Do you know where you are? Do you know your name? How you got here? What is the last thing you remember?
Been here since October and still can't find the damn door...
Every day is Christmas day when Goose is around.
Ahh the Christmas Goose, a time held English tradition. I prefer turkey.
Oh tannenbaum, you had me at Heineken.