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Profunda Saint-... from Calgary, AB is reading Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy Series October 1, 2012 - 12:37pm

So much time well spent this past year. Congrats!

And now for my real inquiry. Anything that survives 1 year in this modern world deserves the highest accolade: A porn parody.

Who are we getting to write/direct/star?

What is the working title?

ClitReactor? 

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. October 1, 2012 - 1:00pm

A shirtless Sean Van Der Beek shall star. 

Dennis will direct it. 

Chester will write a 1000 page script. 

And it shall be called "Cliteractor 12: Books Bitches." 

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sean of the dead from Madisonville, KY is reading Peckerwood, by Jed Ayres October 1, 2012 - 7:12pm

I tried to not ask this, but it was bugging me for some reason...

who is Sean Van Der Beek?

 

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Jonathan Riley from Memphis, Tennessee is reading Flashover by Gordon Highland October 2, 2012 - 5:29pm

I heard metion of James Van Der Beek in the aniversary article for LitReactor. I was wondering the same thing. Is it a misprint or is Sean his less attractive but really funny older brother that couldn't make it in show bizz and owns a fairly successful carwash.

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Courtney from the Midwest is reading Monkey: A Journey to the West and a thousand college textbooks October 2, 2012 - 8:16pm

We'll get Chester drunk before he writes it (if he isn't already) and there will be tangents upon tangents which devolve into sci-fi fantasy epic battles.