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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters May 30, 2012 - 6:47am

It's Utah's Birthday!  Our very own Defender was apparently born to this earth just like a regular human.  Who would have thought. 

Happy birthday, Utah!

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters May 30, 2012 - 6:48am

Also,

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner May 30, 2012 - 8:49am

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ReneeAPickup from Southern California is reading A truckload of books May 30, 2012 - 8:54am

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bryanhowie from FW, ID is reading East of Eden. Steinbeck is FUCKING AMAZING. May 30, 2012 - 10:13am

Thank you, Google image search.

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. May 30, 2012 - 10:21am

What will you be drinking today sir? 

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Laramore Black from Joplin, Missouri is reading Mario Kart 8 May 30, 2012 - 10:32am

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Dwayne from Cincinnati, Ohio (suburbs) is reading books that rotate to often to keep this updated May 30, 2012 - 10:46am

Death to your foes!

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Utah from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtry May 30, 2012 - 10:55am

Oh.  Shit.  I just now saw this.  Thanks, guys!  I'm actually kinda touched.

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Laramore Black from Joplin, Missouri is reading Mario Kart 8 May 30, 2012 - 10:59am

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Utah from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtry May 30, 2012 - 11:07am

Aww.  You shouldn't have.

Really.  Get the fucking bird off my desk.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Please?

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Laramore Black from Joplin, Missouri is reading Mario Kart 8 May 30, 2012 - 11:09am

FINE.

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Utah from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtry May 30, 2012 - 11:14am

OHHHH!

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wickedvoodoo from Mansfield, England is reading stuff. May 30, 2012 - 11:27am

Hope you have a great day mr Utah. Gotta be a tough life, having fifty siblings and all. Gonna be a hectic party that's for sure.

Have yourself a damn good time sir, you've earned it!

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Dave from a city near you is reading constantly May 30, 2012 - 12:21pm

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Liana from Romania and Texas is reading Naked Lunch May 30, 2012 - 12:26pm

PARTEEEEEYYYYY!!! What should we get drunk on, Utah? Oh I forgot we're not all of drinking age. Children, shield your eyes.

Happy birthday!

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Don't worry, I'm the only child. And Dave.

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters May 30, 2012 - 1:00pm

"And Dave."

Dave only looks 15 in his facebook pictures.  At least...I hope.

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Utah from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtry May 30, 2012 - 1:30pm

There you go again, accidentally telling us stuff.

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters May 30, 2012 - 1:32pm

For your birthday I have apparently decided to feel awkward all day long.  SURPRISE!

 

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Utah from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtry May 30, 2012 - 1:34pm

The nice thing is that being newly single turns everybody into a teenager again for a little while.  Enjoy smoking pot and going to corn field parties!

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters May 30, 2012 - 1:36pm

I have to disagree with that.

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Laramore Black from Joplin, Missouri is reading Mario Kart 8 May 30, 2012 - 1:39pm

No shit, ever since my divorce I have stayed home and told everyone I know to fuck off.

I did smoke a little pot and drink just a tad though.

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Utah from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtry May 30, 2012 - 1:41pm

Geez.  Let me rummage around in my quote box for a suitable quote.  Hey.  Here's one:

"You don't even know how to [be single] properly."

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters May 30, 2012 - 1:47pm

I'm not technically single. 

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Laramore Black from Joplin, Missouri is reading Mario Kart 8 May 30, 2012 - 1:47pm

Sometimes I dress my hand up as a woman, but then I caught it going down on the neighbor.

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drea from Rural Alberta, Canada is reading between the lines May 30, 2012 - 2:28pm

Hey, Happy Birthday, Utah! (not to jack yo swagga, but mine was yesterday; we Geminis are notoriously enamoured with one another.) 

 

 

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Utah from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtry May 30, 2012 - 2:34pm

It's generally because we're better looking and more talented than everyone else.

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Dwayne from Cincinnati, Ohio (suburbs) is reading books that rotate to often to keep this updated May 30, 2012 - 4:10pm

If that is true Utah, your birthday can't be anytime near today.

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Chester Pane from Portland, Oregon is reading The Brief and Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao by Junot Diaz May 30, 2012 - 5:09pm

Sometimes I dress my hand up as a woman, but then I caught it going down on the neighbor.

 

 

Oh, and Geminis are weird. The whole duality twin thing. The split personality thing. The great thing is that everyone will like one half of you or the other. Usually the other.

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GaryP from Denver is reading a bit of this and that May 30, 2012 - 5:11pm

I'm trying to write you a birthday poem, but I can't figure out what rhymes with "huge penis."

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Laramore Black from Joplin, Missouri is reading Mario Kart 8 May 30, 2012 - 5:12pm

Cleanest anus of Venus?

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Chester Pane from Portland, Oregon is reading The Brief and Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao by Junot Diaz May 30, 2012 - 5:27pm

eugenius

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Laramore Black from Joplin, Missouri is reading Mario Kart 8 May 30, 2012 - 5:47pm

CUNNILINGUS!

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Bekanator from Kamloops, British Columbia is reading Ugly Girls by Lindsay Hunter May 30, 2012 - 7:02pm

Happy birthday, Utah!  I didn't bring anything.  I just came for the free beer.

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Covewriter from Nashville, Tennessee is reading & Sons May 30, 2012 - 7:07pm

HBD2U Utah

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Boone Spaulding from Coldwater, Michigan, U.S.A. is reading Solarcide Presents: Nova Parade May 30, 2012 - 7:34pm

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underpurplemoon from PDX May 31, 2012 - 2:17am

Happy Birthday, Utah!

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PandaMask from Los Angeles is reading More Than Human May 31, 2012 - 3:03am

Happy Birthday Utah! I didn't know it was your birthday yesterday or I would have said it sooner :(.

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Utah from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtry May 31, 2012 - 5:12am

Thanks, everybody!

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Laramore Black from Joplin, Missouri is reading Mario Kart 8 May 31, 2012 - 6:24am

We should just make this a week long celebration. 

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters May 31, 2012 - 6:29am

Well, I'm not going to share anymore awkward information about my life today.  That part of the celebration is over.

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Utah from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtry May 31, 2012 - 6:45am

You already did.  So, are you going to "mow Matt's lawn" as well?

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters May 31, 2012 - 6:52am

Please stop.

I just let out one of those scary hysterical high pitched laughs like crazy people do before they completely lose their shit. 

Full disclosure.

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Utah from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtry May 31, 2012 - 6:54am

@Matt:  Some weird IOI action for you over here. ^^^

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner May 31, 2012 - 6:54am

In fairness, I shared that info. Not her. I do like the crazy person laugh. 

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters May 31, 2012 - 7:03am

Don't feed into Matt's unhealthy fixation on me.  I can't deal with all these stalkers. 

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner May 31, 2012 - 7:05am

Really? MY unhealthy fixation? Hi, what planet do you live on? 

 

 

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters May 31, 2012 - 7:06am

Quit falling in love with me people - shit's getting old...

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner May 31, 2012 - 7:08am

Bwhahahah Aww, that's adorable. 

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters May 31, 2012 - 7:09am

See what I mean?