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aliensoul77 from a cold distant star is reading the writing on the wall. January 14, 2012 - 12:22am

Hipster Batman

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Typewriter Demigod from London is reading "White Noise" by DeLilo, "Moby-Dick" by Hermann Mellivile and "Uylsses" by Joyce January 14, 2012 - 7:40am

yeah /b/ dump

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Flaminia Ferina from Umbria is reading stuff January 14, 2012 - 8:29am

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postpomo from Canada is reading words words words January 14, 2012 - 8:56am

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. January 14, 2012 - 9:54am

It's Spring time...for Hitler...and Germanyyyy.

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ReneeAPickup from Southern California is reading Wanderers by Chuck Wendig January 14, 2012 - 11:06am

The Very Hungry Caterpillar one cracked me up.

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters January 14, 2012 - 6:58pm

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters January 14, 2012 - 6:59pm

Also...

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. January 14, 2012 - 8:34pm

^ This is awesome.

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters January 14, 2012 - 8:37pm

And TRUE!

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aliensoul77 from a cold distant star is reading the writing on the wall. January 14, 2012 - 9:30pm

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters January 14, 2012 - 9:34pm

OMG!  That first one is me....you know....if I were Spiderman.

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. January 15, 2012 - 10:48am

Only it's "I could be on Litreactor right now..."

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drea from Rural Alberta, Canada is reading between the lines January 15, 2012 - 6:22pm

I do realize I am sort of newish to the board, and I am ok with the implications of this post as introduction.  

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aliensoul77 from a cold distant star is reading the writing on the wall. January 19, 2012 - 4:01am

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Limbless K9 from Oregon is reading Wraeththu January 19, 2012 - 6:43am

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drea from Rural Alberta, Canada is reading between the lines January 19, 2012 - 10:32pm

@limbless, that is straight gold. 

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PandaMask from Los Angeles is reading More Than Human January 20, 2012 - 10:40pm

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aliensoul77 from a cold distant star is reading the writing on the wall. January 20, 2012 - 10:41pm

I'm a sexy bunny and I know it.

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aliensoul77 from a cold distant star is reading the writing on the wall. January 20, 2012 - 10:45pm

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PandaMask from Los Angeles is reading More Than Human January 20, 2012 - 10:57pm

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aliensoul77 from a cold distant star is reading the writing on the wall. January 21, 2012 - 7:03pm

Poor doggy having flashbacks of the war.

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_ January 21, 2012 - 7:08pm

What's funny is I remember watching the actual show that .gif is from. It's some British woman who's like Dog Whisperer, but more militant. And that scene above with the cupcakes, I was so striken in horror by the look in that dogs eyes, when I saw this .gif, I thought, "Someone else saw that too. Cool."

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Sarah Davenport from Wilmington, Delaware is reading Transcendence: Healing and Transformation Through Transcendental Meditation by Norman E Rosenthal M.D. January 22, 2012 - 8:50pm

http://bitcheslovesonnets.com/

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aliensoul77 from a cold distant star is reading the writing on the wall. January 22, 2012 - 10:52pm

Is this racist???

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Sam Sturdivant from Hayward, Ca is reading Murphy January 23, 2012 - 12:38am

Anatomy of the drama llama

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PandaMask from Los Angeles is reading More Than Human January 23, 2012 - 1:32am

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Ches Smith from Houston, TX February 23, 2012 - 6:51pm

Here are a couple I created in Photoshop:

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Jose F. Diaz from Boston is reading Wolf Hall by Hilary Mantel February 23, 2012 - 7:02pm

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters February 23, 2012 - 7:45pm

@Ches - I just wrote a short story about that house wife!!  I even Googled a box of decon so I would be sure to get the colors right. 

Get outta my head!!!

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Ches Smith from Houston, TX February 23, 2012 - 7:59pm

That's funny. Sounds like an interesting story.

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters February 23, 2012 - 8:02pm

Hah!  It really wasn't.  It was okay by the end, but not my best work.  I wish I had that picture then to go with it!  I might have gotten some bonus points...

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Dr. Guillotine from Phoenix, AZ is reading Kurt Vonnegut Slaughter House-Five February 25, 2012 - 8:04pm

Decon is the protagonist in my next story

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PandaMask from Los Angeles is reading More Than Human February 27, 2012 - 10:26am

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters February 27, 2012 - 11:00am

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PandaMask from Los Angeles is reading More Than Human February 27, 2012 - 11:06am

Yum?

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner February 27, 2012 - 11:27am

I am really not sure if this is the funniest, but it is the greatest. 

 

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Ches Smith from Houston, TX February 27, 2012 - 11:27am

Wow. That gives the term "eat out" a whole new dimension.

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PandaMask from Los Angeles is reading More Than Human February 27, 2012 - 11:29am

@Ches

Hahaha

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Jose F. Diaz from Boston is reading Wolf Hall by Hilary Mantel February 28, 2012 - 6:14pm

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Renfield from Hell is reading 20th Century Ghosts February 29, 2012 - 9:41pm

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Tayci Stallings from Bakersfield, CA is reading The Handmaid's Tale, Gerald's Game, and various other novels February 29, 2012 - 10:12pm

These are great.

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner March 1, 2012 - 2:29am

LOL @ Diaz

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Flaminia Ferina from Umbria is reading stuff March 1, 2012 - 4:27am

@Rennie, I don't get the funny in your pic, but maybe it's just culture gap?

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Renfield from Hell is reading 20th Century Ghosts March 3, 2012 - 3:24am

"Wank" is a British colloquialism that means "to masturbate." While their sign probably is supposed to read "Walk," nobody apparently noticed that the high heel design looks suspiciously like the letter "n."

#Joke Thoroughly Explained

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Flaminia Ferina from Umbria is reading stuff March 3, 2012 - 4:11am

WANK??? How in hell is one supposed to read wank in there?

Boy stuff, I suppose.

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Renfield from Hell is reading 20th Century Ghosts March 3, 2012 - 4:14am

It could read like a cursive R too but I don't think WARK is a word.

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Flaminia Ferina from Umbria is reading stuff March 3, 2012 - 4:16am

we could make a new word of it

Wark: v. to speak in a shoe pretending it is a telephone

or so

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Flaminia Ferina from Umbria is reading stuff March 3, 2012 - 4:18am

and That was just to mark my Wordsmith achievement yeah

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Ender from Montreal is reading The Perks of being a Wallflower March 3, 2012 - 3:08pm

:D