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Chester Pane from Portland, Oregon is reading The Brief and Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao by Junot Diaz July 28, 2012 - 11:48pm

@J.Y. : I think you are right about the hashtag. This is trial and error. Error being my middle name.

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XyZy from New York City is reading Seveneves and Animal Money July 29, 2012 - 2:11am

I thought your middle name was Alabaster Book Shop 122 4th Street New York, NY 10003™

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Chester Pane from Portland, Oregon is reading The Brief and Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao by Junot Diaz July 29, 2012 - 3:50am

Damn it, Clint. That is my ubiquitous password. Great. Now I have to change my ubiquitous password (and no, I did not steal the idea from 'Lullaby' people) on all my accounts.

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Chester Pane from Portland, Oregon is reading The Brief and Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao by Junot Diaz July 29, 2012 - 3:52am

Oh, I almost forgot. The prize for this month is a personalized, signed copy of Lidia's new novel.

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jyh from VA is reading whatever he feels like July 29, 2012 - 4:47am

#6

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jyh from VA is reading whatever he feels like July 29, 2012 - 4:54am

#7

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XyZy from New York City is reading Seveneves and Animal Money July 29, 2012 - 5:09am

Well, Chester, that's what you get for using something obvious like your middle name for your Ubiquitassword™. You really should've used something sneaky, like 12345. It works for me.

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Chester Pane from Portland, Oregon is reading The Brief and Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao by Junot Diaz July 29, 2012 - 5:23am

I have really always liked the idea of:

my password is my password™

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Hector Acosta from Dallas is reading Fletch July 29, 2012 - 11:44am
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Michael J. Riser from CA, TX, Japan, back to CA is reading The Tyrant - Michael Cisco, The Devil Takes You Home - Gabino Iglesias July 29, 2012 - 12:44pm
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wickedvoodoo from Mansfield, England is reading stuff. July 29, 2012 - 4:09pm

Wow lots of subs these past couple of days. Great work, folks.

And I like the sound of that prize. I like it a lot. DO WANT!

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Bill Tucker from Austin, Texas is reading Grimm's Fairy Tales (1st Edition) July 31, 2012 - 6:51am

Final day, final submissions!

8

9

10

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jyh from VA is reading whatever he feels like July 31, 2012 - 3:42pm

#8

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jyh from VA is reading whatever he feels like July 31, 2012 - 3:50pm

#9

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jyh from VA is reading whatever he feels like July 31, 2012 - 4:00pm

#10

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wickedvoodoo from Mansfield, England is reading stuff. August 1, 2012 - 4:59am

Woo - and we're done here. This was a lot of fun. I didn't manage ten subs but i am happy with the six i did send over.

So, Chester, is there to be a poll this time or are you simply picking your favorite?

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jyh from VA is reading whatever he feels like August 3, 2012 - 9:23am

?

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Chester Pane from Portland, Oregon is reading The Brief and Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao by Junot Diaz August 4, 2012 - 5:22am

/Martin, I am trying to get a grip on my life...he-he. I will get to it. Yes, I am just going to pick my favorite this time. I love these. I was at The University of Oregon studying Journalism intending to go into advertising because I adore the girth of brevity.

But we all know what happened to that major.

Thank you all for participating. I want to redo this every July for the rest of eternity.

Oh, and about that prize. Lidia Yuknavitch's novel Dora is #1 at Powells. Bam. 

 

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wickedvoodoo from Mansfield, England is reading stuff. August 4, 2012 - 1:29pm

All good, bro. Been rushed off my feet a little just recently too.

Yeah, we should definitely do this, or something similar at least, again sometime.

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Chester Pane from Portland, Oregon is reading The Brief and Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao by Junot Diaz August 5, 2012 - 3:46am

I will call a winner tomorrow. Totally behind on everything right now.

 

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Fritz August 5, 2012 - 3:05pm

1000 words - prompt 'germs'

any award?  just curious

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Pretty Spry for... August 8, 2012 - 4:34pm

Stranded in a mood most melancholy, I strove to type the words. "There are no entries so far this month. Sad face :("

Get on it!

1000 words. Germs. GO!

Bump bubububump bump!

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Chester Pane from Portland, Oregon is reading The Brief and Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao by Junot Diaz August 9, 2012 - 12:01am

Hmmm. Prizes? Not sure yet. Finally got Rachel's Clown Girl signed (my ineptitude, not Drake's, she is a true lady that Drake. I fancy her. Oh, and that other woman. Lidia? She is grandA true spirit. And Rachel is getting her book too.

Prizes. Hmmm. Anyone know where to get ecstacy? If so, email me.

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April Victoria from California is reading Mortal Ties by Eileen Wilks August 10, 2012 - 8:37am

Hey, so, totally new here. Quick question: are the prompts for each month updated on the first post of the first page? That's what I am assuming is going on here but I'm not 100% sure so I figured I'd ask.

 

Thanks!

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Hector Acosta from Dallas is reading Fletch August 10, 2012 - 8:44am

Welcome! And to answer your question, yep.

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Chester Pane from Portland, Oregon is reading The Brief and Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao by Junot Diaz August 11, 2012 - 3:25am

Hi April, and welcome to the insanity. Yes. The prompt is germs for August.

I have learned a few things about Twitter. Yes, Rennie, a hashtag would have helped everyone. Oops.

There are some really good ones...

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Chester Pane from Portland, Oregon is reading The Brief and Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao by Junot Diaz August 11, 2012 - 4:09am

I need help picking:

Flash Me! July 2012

Twitter brevity contest


I'm not going to tell you what you just did in my vagina. –Jessica Taylor

Never enough hours in the day? Fake time for yourself with Counter(feit)Clockwise Therapies™- Martin Garrity (Wickedvoodoo…voodooflashery)

I fall, a 2 fast thud.® Rising, a cracked ground 2 swallow the leftover pieces. 2day turns 2morrow & my known grasp weakens. –Rachel 122

Curled up on the Serta Sleeper®, Jane thought about her miserable boss. Hung from Jane's shower, her boss couldn't think at all. –Bill Tucker

Her lips felt electric. I cupped her breast and looked into her eyes. The Glimpse® buried in her iris showed me the next day. –Hector (Hexican) Acosta

She found comfort simply in measuring time. ™-Averydoll Jessica Taylor.

Harlottery® - win yourself a woman of the night, tonight! Gigotombolo® - get lucky, get fucked silly!-Voodooflashery

With pockets full of breadcrumbs, Emperor Norton threw his hands to the sky. "I can make pigeons!" We laughed amid FeatherRain™-XyZy Clint Rhodes

Caught in the glow of her iPhone®, she failed to realize the world had gone away. Look Up™-Bill Tucker

You left a ValenTime™ on my pillow last night. It was sweet... but I'm still changing the locks.-XyZy (Clint Rhodes)

I push the lime into the Corona® & watch the beer fizzle. Blood inside me feels the same everytime I look at my wedding band. –Hector Acosta

Bob's LIVTAT® of his daughter continued to change and grow older, years after he buried her.-Hector Acosta

New Figtitious Cookies™! BIG fig taste with ZERO calories, because they may not actually exist.-Michael Riser

His face in the Magic Mirror® had aged 50 years, broken and sagging from a lifetime of abuse. Buyer's Remorse™-Bill Tucker

 

Because I am a mess.

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Hector Acosta from Dallas is reading Fletch August 11, 2012 - 5:28am

Man, that Hector Acosta is an awesome writer. I'd go with him.

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Chester Pane from Portland, Oregon is reading The Brief and Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao by Junot Diaz August 11, 2012 - 3:35pm

He is.

 

Do I need to create a Poll? What do you guys think?

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jyh from VA is reading whatever he feels like August 11, 2012 - 4:41pm

It was an honor just to be snubbed.

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Covewriter from Nashville, Tennessee is reading & Sons August 12, 2012 - 11:15pm

Before reading the other comments I was reading and thought Hector has two really good ones. You guys all had nice ones . I failed at this one but glad to see some really nice stuff

 

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Hector Acosta from Dallas is reading Fletch August 13, 2012 - 6:57am

Wohooo, that's a vote for me, I'm in the lead!

I think if we want to do a poll, the list has to be cut down, as I'm not sure any tweet will be a clear winner otherwise.

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Bill Tucker from Austin, Texas is reading Grimm's Fairy Tales (1st Edition) August 13, 2012 - 8:21am

I'm just glad three of mine got chosen for the final.  That said, I agree with Cove, Hector's were really well done.  Yeah, I'm too modest to vote for myself.  Either that or too naive. Lots of good stuff here!

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Maxpowers13 is reading The Gods of Gothem,Lyndsay Faye August 13, 2012 - 3:19pm

Hi  I'm new here, first post first story and such. This was the first thing I thought about when I heard germs.

994 words
“I’m not crazy, I just need to state that as fact before I say anything more.”  Though my parents and this man clad in his long white jacket more common on a chemist than a doctor tell me otherwise.
They might try to dissuade me of my sanity, but I knew it to be the only truth here. I could feel myself squirming against my restraints, but I couldn’t control my arms or legs they moved with a mind all their own. He looked over his small oval glasses, marking the first time he broke eye contact with his clipboard to make it with me.
“Then tell us why you have been acting this way and we can let you go” all of his words sounded patronizing but his composure was stone cold.
“Everything I did was just because I had nothing better to do” The words sounded a bit pathetic coming out of my mouth. I was in pain, could they not see that?
“I was just bored”.
“You are telling me that snowboarding off the roof was the only way you could think of to handle your boredom?” I think that idea amused him he let out a slight hiss that might have been a laugh.

  I snow boarded off the roof into the pile of leaves I had raked earlier in the day. I might have had a concussion. I never did end up going to the hospital maybe my mother was just trying to punish me.
I have my reasons I knew why I was doing it, at the time I knew I just wanted to get that little rush of adrenaline, feel my heart race a bit. Something had to keep me going I guess since it was a particularly hot day and I could look back at the irony of snowboarding when it was a good fifteen degrees Celsius out.

A couple other actions had led to my being here tied to a bed in some kind of ward, I think it is a hospital but it is hard to think straight my vision is all fuzzy.

Last Friday I was fired, they found out why my till was always a little lighter than it should have been at the end of every shift. I have to say I never did like working at the little crappy corner store and for a while I played it off like I was just bad at math. Now my last paycheck was docked to pay back their losses. Now I had no money and a serious addiction to keep me occupied.
I don’t know if you get the picture yet but I’m a high school dropout, seventeen and I still live with my parents. Pretty sweet deal so long as I keep the house clean I have free rent and food. Now though I think something broke on me.

I burned through the small stash I had that evening, I had developed a problem and a gram of horse hardly got me started anymore, so I decided to board off the roof and nearly broke my neck.

My family has no idea about what I do, so my mom looked after me and put me in bed. Now I remember better that I had protested and didn’t want to go to the hospital.  That whole night I felt like I was ripping at the seams. I had to fill my veins and after my stunt I was on lockdown. I opened my second floor window and climbed out it’s a pretty common routine my parents are sound sleepers. They have their own little addictions and ambian can be bought over the counter.
I met a few familiar faces we hung out and after a little friendly exchange I got what I needed. But what I thought was a little of the worst looking junk I had seen was actually something else.

I should have known it was going to be too good to be true.

I felt hot almost Immediately the needle wasn’t two seconds off my skin and they all looked pretty pleased with themselves. The people I call friends. I wavered, my mind bounced around inside my head.

Suddenly I felt I was wading through the air as if it was resisting me.

Blackness for a while and then when I finally return to drive my own body I remember feeling a little less panic stricken.


Still my heart was beating so fast it sounded like a racing horse. I looked down at my hands; they were scraped, and there was a good bit of blood on them. The two nails on my middle right and index finger were peeling off. My knees felt like they could no longer hold me and looking down they had scrapes and cuts. If I hadn’t been sitting on a picnic bench in the middle of a park I would have fallen over.

That calm moment did not last long, I felt a bug crawling on my leg it only took me a few seconds to stand up and start screaming I remember it all and now realize it was more than likely in my head. In the moment I thought I was sitting on an ant hill. Tiny insects crawling all over me I was running back and forth shaking and flailing my arms. I fell on the ground and tried to roll them off but no luck. I remember Screaming for help and finding non. Running and screaming running and screaming. Oh my god, now I’m remembering my smashed fifth metatarsal (barley awake to hear the doctors talk about my injury) a car ran over my foot.

Next thing I do is close my eyes, I try to stay still I try to put the tiny crawling things from my mind, I still squirm. I reiterate the tale to the doc, this is not going to be an easy fix.

 

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Chester Pane from Portland, Oregon is reading The Brief and Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao by Junot Diaz August 16, 2012 - 1:22am

It was an honor just to be snubbed®   -J.Y. Hopkins

 

I can't stop laughing. That is the shit right there.

 

 

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Chester Pane from Portland, Oregon is reading The Brief and Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao by Junot Diaz August 16, 2012 - 1:24am

I am too drunk to do a pole. Or? Hmmm. I could do a pole. A bi-polar pole.

A Mapplethorpe?

A Misanthrope?

Nope.

Simply a thrope.

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wickedvoodoo from Mansfield, England is reading stuff. August 16, 2012 - 2:21am

Aha - I see there are finalists picked! I have been on holiday so I have been out of the loop. You planning on putting those ones to the vote then, Mr Pane?

As soon as you are a little less thropic, of course.

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Covewriter from Nashville, Tennessee is reading & Sons August 25, 2012 - 11:30pm

Chester I'm gonna try to come with something here.  I feel I should once I bitched about horror/ tweets. I'm gonna try. I have a week so maybe. Plus competition seems light guys. Come on with your germ stories

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Covewriter from Nashville, Tennessee is reading & Sons August 25, 2012 - 11:30pm

Chester I'm gonna try to come with something here.  I feel I should once I bitched about horror/ tweets. I'm gonna try. I have a week so maybe. Plus competition seems light guys. Come on with your germ stories

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Chester Pane from Portland, Oregon is reading The Brief and Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao by Junot Diaz August 29, 2012 - 1:44am

tick tock tick tock.

Are you folks trying to go easy on Chester?

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jyh from VA is reading whatever he feels like August 29, 2012 - 8:50am

The Phage

It swims like a torpedo with legs.

Single-minded.

No mind.

Single purpose: expansion.

A robot of unknown origin.

Crystallized protein on skis.

It marks the return of dread to these walls.

This mania.

These cardioviralia.

Felicity carton twelve times a spunk handler missage report. Best Book of Mormon tickets always.

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Fritz August 31, 2012 - 8:01am

Edit

took it off. Gonna develop it

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jyh from VA is reading whatever he feels like August 31, 2012 - 9:06am

No contest* --- the one actual story wins!

 

 

 

 

*12 hrs before the buzzer

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Jonathan Riley from Memphis, Tennessee is reading Flashover by Gordon Highland September 4, 2012 - 6:52pm

What time zone is LitReactor running on. Testing. Eastern time. Damn. Was hoping it was Pacific. Fuck it I'll post anyway. Just wrote this, probably gonna do a lot more with it:

Hand Sanitizer
 

The slick-haired, even slicker-witted “suit” sneezes. On most days Carmen Patel could talk a nun out of her nickers. He could sell a bottle opener to a man holding a tab-top aluminum can. He could sell a beer to a baby and a baby to a drunk, but he’d rather take “tabs” and wash his hands. Carmen is the king of closing, buying low and selling high. Today Carmen can't close a door.  One sneeze and he is after the Purell. He showers his hands in it.
 

Used-car salesmen have dirty hands. Carmen always thinks about what people do with their cash when no one is looking. Some coke-junkie in an ally uses a rolled up Lincoln as a “tutor.” A teenager takes a shit and wipes his ass with Jackson.  Later he swaps it with his asshole friend for some skunk-grass. Washington gets sweaty hanging out in G-strings; smothered between double-D’s.  A D.E.A agent totes a wallet full of blood stained Benjamins.  Dead skin cells and pubis. Live dust mites and sperm. Does anyone really know what hides grain deep on the paper in their pockets? Carmen does. He showers his hands again.
 

A call-girl pops out of a yellow cab. She struts onto the lot at 6 a.m. in latex and stilettos. She reeks of smoke-butts and dry-sex.  The stripper-blonde customer wants to buy a mustang and she wants to pay in cash. Carmen’s favorite type of customer is his waking-life nightmare. It’s easy to fudge the books when they pay in cash.  It’s easy to hard sell. There’s not enough hand sanitizer in Atlanta to disinfect all that scratch. Carmen makes the sell anyway. He showers his hands again.

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wickedvoodoo from Mansfield, England is reading stuff. September 1, 2012 - 4:03am

I feel a bit heroin-withdrawly about not writing anything this time! Has been a hectic month away from the keyboard for me.

The forum has been a tad quiet this month anyway, Chester ran a two-month poll once before, maybe this one could run for longer too? I'd like to sub something soon if I can.

 

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Bill Tucker from Austin, Texas is reading Grimm's Fairy Tales (1st Edition) September 5, 2012 - 7:02am

I'm with voodoo.  My August has been crazy and I have an idea for this prompt.  Just need to get off my keister and get it on paper.

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Fritz September 6, 2012 - 1:39pm

Mine is taking a ride on the slush wheel at daily science fiction - just for kicks.  So i did one,but didnt post it here. Guess that doesnt count. :). Enjoyed the prompt though - lots of potential

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Bill Tucker from Austin, Texas is reading Grimm's Fairy Tales (1st Edition) September 14, 2012 - 4:35pm

So, is if official? Are we extending this into September? I'm regretting not getting one in and I'm craving the challenge!

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Chester Pane from Portland, Oregon is reading The Brief and Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao by Junot Diaz September 14, 2012 - 5:31pm

Yeah, that is a good idea. I will think up a good frothy prize...probably Wordstock related.

 

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Covewriter from Nashville, Tennessee is reading & Sons September 14, 2012 - 8:31pm

I'm glad you are giving us another month. Thanks Chester. The site has been quiet lately. I'm hoping to see more posts in the workshops so i can review more and post more. It's so important for me to do that. The editing helps me write better too. Working on the germ thing Chester. I want a frothy prize.