I am a visitor to your world through the vessel you know as Danny. He is a slightly effeminate obese writer of grotesque fiction but he has a charming personality and bakes really great muffins. Anyway, I would like to know more about your world and it's inhabitants. I have been watching the newsreels for some time now and you seem to be a very violent and erotic species. Yet I want to know what is it that makes you truly human, why should my people not obliterate your race? You have ten words or less to tell me why humanity deserves to live or what the human life experience is about. If I find your answers unsatisfactory, the tuning process shall commence and all your minds will turn to Jello. No pressure, we are watching. Transmission complete.
Danny would like to say this about the human race and what makes it great:
moshing wildly in cubicles with yellow-headed necrophiliacs is good fun.
What's all this then?
Yet I want to know what is it that makes you truly human, why should my people not obliterate your race?
- This is why:
Don't worry Alien Danny, humanity is digging it's own grave. Mission complete.
I'm not a ginger, but if you insist, may the fantasy be yours.
Now, a hope thread? Shit. I got nothing.
Dirty blonde, sir.
Yes, that is Miss Zooey...
Ahh, the other Ryan... How have you been, friend?
I kind of feel left out. Danny never hits on me... lol
Hipster or not, she's fucking gorgeous...
Maybe I'll change the pic... It's overdo anyway. But, sorry, no nipple...
Take the governments, leave the rest, we will survive, hopefully.
Who is that chick on the couch. Shes kinda hot, though I dont think I could handle the seconds.
Yeah, that'd be a no-go.
You can bring it! We aren't afraid of no death ray!
Meh, I might just to claim I had.
Might what? Bring a death ray?
Hit "it" Euphemistically speaking.
Once you had green, you'll seek medical help from a trained professional.
It'd make a good story. Or I'd make it make a good story, anyway.
I have doubts.
That it would make a good story?
Or that I'd make it a good story?
Not to be mean, but yes.
You should obliterate us.
If half the reason he's considering obliterating us is "you're violent" should we just say that we're also hypocrites, just like you, Mr. Alien.
So, like Black Panther?
Robots or monsters pretending to be in a television commercial?