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aliensoul77 from a cold distant star is reading the writing on the wall. February 20, 2012 - 8:14pm

I am a visitor to your world through the vessel you know as Danny. He is a slightly effeminate obese writer of grotesque fiction but he has a charming personality and bakes really great muffins. Anyway, I would like to know more about your world and it's inhabitants. I have been watching the newsreels for some time now and you seem to be a very violent and erotic species. Yet I want to know what is it that makes you truly human, why should my people not obliterate your race? You have ten words or less to tell me why humanity deserves to live or what the human life experience is about. If I find your answers unsatisfactory, the tuning process shall commence and all your minds will turn to Jello. No pressure, we are watching.  Transmission complete.

Danny would like to say this about the human race and what makes it great:

 

moshing wildly in cubicles with yellow-headed necrophiliacs is good fun.

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aliensoul77 from a cold distant star is reading the writing on the wall. February 20, 2012 - 8:25pm

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PandaMask from Los Angeles is reading More Than Human February 20, 2012 - 8:28pm

What's all this then?

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Nick Wilczynski from Greensboro, NC is reading A Dance with Dragons by George R.R. Martin February 20, 2012 - 8:28pm

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aliensoul77 from a cold distant star is reading the writing on the wall. February 20, 2012 - 8:32pm

Tell me why humanity deserves to live!!!!!!!!!!

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aliensoul77 from a cold distant star is reading the writing on the wall. February 20, 2012 - 8:32pm

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aliensoul77 from a cold distant star is reading the writing on the wall. February 20, 2012 - 8:33pm

or tell me your best alien erotica fantasy....

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R.Moon from The City of Champions is reading The Last Thing He Wanted by Joan Didion; Story Structure Architect by Victoria Lynn Schimdt PH.D; Creating Characters by the editors of Writer's Digest February 20, 2012 - 8:38pm

Yet I want to know what is it that makes you truly human, why should my people not obliterate your race?

- This is why: 

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aliensoul77 from a cold distant star is reading the writing on the wall. February 20, 2012 - 8:39pm

Is that Zooey Deschanel?

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Vonnegut Check from Baltimore February 20, 2012 - 8:45pm

Don't worry Alien Danny, humanity is digging it's own grave. Mission complete.

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aliensoul77 from a cold distant star is reading the writing on the wall. February 20, 2012 - 8:47pm

No, this is a thread of hope!  Tell me what you love about life!

I love you, Ryan and your ginger glow.

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Vonnegut Check from Baltimore February 20, 2012 - 8:53pm

I'm not a ginger, but if you insist, may the fantasy be yours.

Now, a hope thread? Shit. I got nothing.

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aliensoul77 from a cold distant star is reading the writing on the wall. February 20, 2012 - 8:54pm

I thought your hair was naturally red.

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aliensoul77 from a cold distant star is reading the writing on the wall. February 20, 2012 - 8:54pm

your picture is misleading.

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Vonnegut Check from Baltimore February 20, 2012 - 8:57pm

Dirty blonde, sir.

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R.Moon from The City of Champions is reading The Last Thing He Wanted by Joan Didion; Story Structure Architect by Victoria Lynn Schimdt PH.D; Creating Characters by the editors of Writer's Digest February 20, 2012 - 8:58pm

Yes, that is Miss Zooey...

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R.Moon from The City of Champions is reading The Last Thing He Wanted by Joan Didion; Story Structure Architect by Victoria Lynn Schimdt PH.D; Creating Characters by the editors of Writer's Digest February 20, 2012 - 8:58pm

Ahh, the other Ryan... How have you been, friend?

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aliensoul77 from a cold distant star is reading the writing on the wall. February 20, 2012 - 8:59pm

Perhaps I need to see more photos of you, ryan.  You have my personal email. 

Zooey is way too hipster for me, RIAN. other Ryan with a pretentious name lol

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R.Moon from The City of Champions is reading The Last Thing He Wanted by Joan Didion; Story Structure Architect by Victoria Lynn Schimdt PH.D; Creating Characters by the editors of Writer's Digest February 20, 2012 - 9:01pm

I kind of feel left out. Danny never hits on me... lol

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R.Moon from The City of Champions is reading The Last Thing He Wanted by Joan Didion; Story Structure Architect by Victoria Lynn Schimdt PH.D; Creating Characters by the editors of Writer's Digest February 20, 2012 - 9:01pm

Hipster or not, she's fucking gorgeous...

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aliensoul77 from a cold distant star is reading the writing on the wall. February 20, 2012 - 9:02pm

Maybe if you took your cap off and showed a little nipple, Rian.

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R.Moon from The City of Champions is reading The Last Thing He Wanted by Joan Didion; Story Structure Architect by Victoria Lynn Schimdt PH.D; Creating Characters by the editors of Writer's Digest February 20, 2012 - 9:07pm

Maybe I'll change the pic... It's overdo anyway. But, sorry, no nipple...

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Jose F. Diaz from Boston is reading Wolf Hall by Hilary Mantel February 20, 2012 - 9:11pm

Take the governments, leave the rest, we will survive, hopefully.

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Dave from a city near you is reading constantly February 20, 2012 - 9:29pm

Who is that chick on the couch. Shes kinda hot, though I dont think I could handle the seconds.

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aliensoul77 from a cold distant star is reading the writing on the wall. February 21, 2012 - 12:29am

Her vagina has green seed now.  She is ours.

Rian.  Niiiice.

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Dave from a city near you is reading constantly February 21, 2012 - 12:29am

Yeah, that'd be a no-go.

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Dwayne from Cincinnati, Ohio (suburbs) is reading books that rotate to often to keep this updated February 21, 2012 - 1:32am

You can bring it! We aren't afraid of no death ray!

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Dave from a city near you is reading constantly February 21, 2012 - 1:54am

Meh, I might just to claim I had.

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Dwayne from Cincinnati, Ohio (suburbs) is reading books that rotate to often to keep this updated February 21, 2012 - 2:01am

Might what? Bring a death ray?

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Dave from a city near you is reading constantly February 21, 2012 - 2:07am

Hit "it"  Euphemistically speaking.

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Dwayne from Cincinnati, Ohio (suburbs) is reading books that rotate to often to keep this updated February 21, 2012 - 2:23am

Once you had green, you'll seek medical help from a trained professional.

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Dave from a city near you is reading constantly February 21, 2012 - 2:35am

It'd make a good story.  Or I'd make it make a good story, anyway.

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Dwayne from Cincinnati, Ohio (suburbs) is reading books that rotate to often to keep this updated February 21, 2012 - 2:36am

I have doubts.

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Dave from a city near you is reading constantly February 21, 2012 - 3:01am

That it would make a good story?

Or that I'd make it a good story?

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Dwayne from Cincinnati, Ohio (suburbs) is reading books that rotate to often to keep this updated February 21, 2012 - 3:16am

Not to be mean, but yes.

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Sheri Attani Ro... from San Jose, CA is reading The Blindfold by Siri Hustvedt November 15, 2016 - 7:56pm

You should obliterate us.

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Thuggish from Vegas is reading Day of the Jackal November 15, 2016 - 8:28pm

If half the reason he's considering obliterating us is "you're violent" should we just say that we're also hypocrites, just like you, Mr. Alien. 

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Dwayne from Cincinnati, Ohio (suburbs) is reading books that rotate to often to keep this updated December 9, 2016 - 12:42pm

So, like Black Panther? 

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James Nowlan is reading Surveiller et Punir Je ne suis pas venu içi pour être heureux The Master and Margarita January 7, 2017 - 12:12pm

Robots or monsters pretending to be in a television commercial?