http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjTq6JtxNyU
A 17-year-old girl is having her boobs examined in front of a broad audience while her 50-something husband is standing beside all this. And even if they're totally kidding us, I think: why?
Is this really the "entertainment" we're longing for?
I was just all like: http://s3.amazonaws.com/kym-assets/photos/images/original/000/126/314/3cd8a33a.png?1306264975
What do you think?
Sometimes I wish real life worked liked the internet. That is to say, instead of saying "Hello, nice to meet you. My name is such-and-such," the person (with absolutely no warning) started spouting off about breast exams.
How cool would that be?
You're hanging at a bar, drinking a Blue Moon, and then some chick whispers in your ear, "Hey, did you hear about Courtney Stodden's tits?"
You have a point there. Sometimes I wonder what it would be like if I had one of those facebook-conversations in real life where the other person just doesn't answer for half an hour and then simply walk away.
Wait, is that the teenager that looks older than ther middle aged husband? There are all kinds of wrong in that couple.
She's hot like Dolly Parton. If she practices moderation in her vices, she'll still be hot at seventy.
But yes, the fact that I've heard of her just because she married an old guy is kind of weird.
No, I haven't clicked nor will I click that boob-exam link.
That doctor show grosses me out. Its just too real for me.
Who is this chick? What has she done that made her famous besides being hot and marrying a guy 30 years her senior? Is it legal for a seventeen year old to broadcast her breast exam like that?
Her and her husband are fucking nutter butters. In America, that makes you famous.
^^ I choose to take that literally. Imagine the crumbs!
That chick is hot.
I have a new idea for my next "dirty old man" story. :o)
@Brandon: Good point...
I love threadcromancer spam.
