That is very cool. Well done guys :)
It's going to be awwwwwwesome! The venue has 55 beers on tap, 200 bottled beers, full bar, FOOD!! An we've got a great fucking line up (the flyer went out before we booked David James Keaton and Fred Venturini). This will be an event worth traveling for (I should know, I'm coming from CA to cohost it!).
hope to see a lot of bright, shinining LitReactor faces.
Ooh, I think I know the guy who ran Cicero's back in the mid-90's. I've heard good things about it.
*whines loudly about wanting to come SO BAD*
Seriously. I want to be there. :( Still working on it from a financial perspective.
Wow it's just five hour drive away but still that's a long way.
There's still plenty of time to plan, if you really want to be there. If you click the link Averydoll put in at the top of her post, you will see the event page. We're working on making a list of hotels based on conveinence and price. If you decide to come from out of town, just note that when you RSVP and we'll put you on the list of out of town guests, to be sure we don't go over capacity before you arrive!
Also, her ex husband plans to attend the festivities disguised as a stalker.
I'm only commenting now to note how many exclamation points are in this thread right now! You see? THat means we're excited! It's exciting! See!! Exclamation points!!!
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^How the hell did you do that?
OMG, we're through the looking glass here, people...
Dude, I have no idea!! I expected it to wrap the text, not to fly out the window like that.
Or maybe I'm magic.....
Oooh, ooh, ooh... witchy woman....
Leah broke Litreactor. I'm telling.
Snitches get stitches.
That was exciting.
Wow. Watch out. I almost got poked in the eye by an exclamation point!!!!!!!!
*(That's what she said)*
Damnit, Jon!!!
You totally stole my line.
If I thought you would even want me there, and not throw sharp objects at my tender bits the moment I walked in the door, I'd love to!
That, and if it were closer.
Unfortunately, it's too far for me. And I'm too poor to buy a plane ticket. Now if you do one in California, OR Las Vegas...
Got any plans for one on Guam? I always wanted to see the wonderful Guamanian sights.
@Jessica,
More than likely, barring some unforseen expenses I should be there. I can't know for certain until a bit closer, but as it stands now I should be able to make the trip!!! And I'm excited about it.
Sound-- as I am traveling from CA for this, you can bet the next time B&B does something big I'm going to pout until Jessica and Dakota agree to have it closer to my backyard.
This is my new favorite thread.
There will be Christian lingerie. Just sayin'.
For men we'll have the edible thong made from Kentucky Fried Chicken skin. I'll pick up some models at the Four Seasons on the way over.
I've just been informed by my 'woman' that we should take a road trip to meet all of you in person.
I've also been informed that the air quotes around woman should be shoved up my ass and the asses of anyone else who uses them since she is indeed my woman, and not an air quoted woman... whatever that means.
*turns to the gorgeous little Filipina goddess beside me*
Yes, sweetie, I'm writing what you said, but I'm not changing the quotes. I stand by them!
Yeah... I'm a brown noser, so what. It's well worth it later on.
I would now like to respectfully request you both take a step away and abandon the conversation for the time being. I don't plan to shut down the thread or any shit like that; I don't think either of you actually need me to do that. But let's give it a rest for a while, can ya dig it?
-Utah
Dude, I was just relaying what I was told to relay after she got home and told me she reads the forums here for shits and giggles during the slow times at work.
At no time did I bring up anything. Breathe some more.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
-Utah
My thoughts exactly, both to her declaration when she came home and to the reaction to my posting of her declaration. But I'm not about to tell her no.
If I have to keep chasing you two around like we're polyamory dating, I'm getting a piece of ass out of the deal. I'll let you guys flip a coin to decide which one's spending the night between me and a cheap motel matress.
At least you're gentlemanly enough to give chance a chance to decide who to give you sweet loving.
which one's spending the night between me and a cheap motel matress.
Horrible visual. I can't help but visualize Rosie O'Donnell..
Horrible visual. I can't help but visualize Rosie O'Donnell..
I'm fairly certain this is anyone's response when they visualize her.
So in other words, Photon had better lose (or win, depending how you like it) that coin toss.
The Avery thy Avery is a jealous Avery. Thou shalt have no other Averies before Avery. Thou shalt not covet thy Avery's zombie.
I imagine a night with Utah and Rosie O'Donnell is a lose lose situation all around. Except for Rosie.
Fuck that. It's no fun if nobody goes through a window.
Who said no one is going through a window. I know I didn't say no one was going through a window.
That's a video to restore this "happy place" to a happy state.
Oh, I'm quite a happy camper. The pony gets no credit. I hate ponies.
I love you, though, Sound. Unless you're a pony and that handsome user pic is a fake.
All pony here, man. Which is why it takes me so goddamned long to type.
I KNEW IT!!!!!!!!!