OMG. You did NOT go looking that up because of that story! I'm ashamed FOR you.
Just regular stuff I guess. Amateur is pretty good. I don't know, girls with fake and exaggerated breasts always feels cheap.
I'm sorry if this is offensive by the way.
I did, I wanted to know if it was real and it was!!!!
Yes, Panda, how dare you be attracted to normal women without enhancements!
I think I will not make the deadline. I will continue to review, but if they don't let me know if it helped them, then not much I can do. I propose that we keep the same deadline for the final draft. This way you will get more time for rewrite and my punishment will be that I get less time. Let me know if this works for you. I completely forgot about the points. Stupid me.
How many points do you need?
lol, 12. I'm such a horrible person.
Just give a generic review of all my stories and i will give you points.
Way to help a brotha out
I'd do the same, but I haven't found the balls to submit something yet.
Dave - submit something! I'll review it for FREE.
Oh how I love beating the incentive game. Kinda brings a tear to my eyes. You guys are so awesome.
I was about to write some generic posts to get the points and then I just couldn't. I refuse to not review correctly. It would not be fair to the people who put in the work only to get some bullshit review because I didn't plan ahead. I will put in the work, review appropriately, and earn my points. I do appreciate the offer.
That's right, Dave - free! Just eat a gumball.
Just review my stuff. I don't really need any more reviews.
Oh you noble bastard!
Wow, I just noticed I am number 3 on the list of people who have earned the most participation points on this site. I seriously must have no life. Yet I do, I just use this place to avoid it.
It's a crutch.
Great so all the lit reactor battles are a motherfuckin' bust! Mick pussied out and you don't have points. Ain't this a muthafucka!
I'd duke it out. I got 30 points! But I'm working on something and I fear going versus more experienced writers.
If Mick doesn't post by next week, I will challenge you Panda.
I'm not chickening out. I just need to wait for the people to tell me what they thought of my review. I just need five more points and I have three reviews outstanding.
Averydoll will just get more time for revision than I will. I know it isn't in the by-laws, but this battle will happen.
I'll do my best haha.
I love writer battles here! Not being in them. I like judgeing reviewing rating judgeing. I should have been the new American Idol judge.
Writer battles are fakey! Cancel all the write-offs, they're a sucker's game!
Utah's mad because no one challenged him.
No he's not. You're just trying to get something started. Utah's just afraid that if someone challenges him to battle, they won't actually show up, which would result in a bunch of unspent adrenaline. That makes Utah's hands shake, and that sucks.
Utah - in all seriousness - no one will challenge you because I don't think anyone believes they can beat you. It's why I won't anyway. Although I have never challenged anyone. Which probably says a lot about me.
You should challenge Andrew Logandale. Because he has three first names. That was rude. I apologize. I could delete it. But I won't.
Shit, there are a lot of people who can beat me. Everything any of you has read from me is at least 2 years old. Stuff I wrote and sat on a shelf and didn't look at for months. I haven't drafted a short story in over a year. My mojo is weak.
Uh-oh. See, he is trying to hustle someone RIGHT NOW.
You know, as soon as I hit post on that last entry I though of Forrest Whittaker suckering Paul Newman into a truly humilliating game of pool in The Color of Money.
But I'm not cross-eyed!
I'm trying to find a prompt right now.
For the battle you are going to have. I'm trying to find something cheerful...it's not going very well.
You're finding a prompt before you find the competition?
Yes. I have an idea that when Diaz wins our battle I will force him to battle you somehow. But that will take a while. Well, I feel like talking about it will make it happen.
Or hey, why don't you just challenge someone...go on...you can do it!
Because I'm not mad at anyone.
It's not about being mad. It's FUN. Do you only play sports when you are mad at the other person?
Well you should be mad. You will not believe the horrible stuff everyone on this site has said about you when your back was turned.
Lol. I'm not doing your dirty work for you. This is your dream. You wanna be a fight promoter, you're gonna have to print up some posters.
Want to see your badly cropped photo here??? You know you do!
Oh. My. God.
...it was your idea.
I need more hobbies.
I dunno...that little smiley faced alien looks pretty intimidating. dude looks like he can WRITE!
Personally, I want no beef with little smiley-faced alien dude. Total agreement.
People - a poster is WAITING. Someone step up here. Come on....you know you want to. I can have your face on there in just under thirty minutes...
@Averydoll and Diaz: So you know you are not forgotten: I will review both your stories this weekend. With my mother-in-law in town, I can't actually give a much tighter timeline than that. But as early as possible.
I can't read Diaz's - because it is a .docx