Go look for yourself - lazy.
About 700 I think.
Panda - he is never goingto learn if you keep doing all the work for him.
Also, why is your name Panda?
That is really low. I've never said anything mean to you, but the gloves are off. You are a racist and your feet smell. Hippie.
"I've never said anything mean to you, but the gloves are off. You are a racist and your feet smell. Hippie."
But...you've said all of those things to me before!!! I'm not going to cry, because I'm a little worried about that foot thing being true.
It's sort of weird. Are you sure you want to know?
You are totally making up that I've said those things to you! It's not in my nature to say things like that unless grievously provoked.
I'm certain there is proof around this place somewhere...let me check the tapes.
We've made tapes together?
YOU DON'T REMEMBER?
Ah. I was drinking that night, wasn't I?
I can't be certain.
Well. That explains this rash.
I just said there were tapes. We were playing Monopoly, you weirdo. I don't know what YOU have going on.
Well, back to square one. I was relieved for a minute because I thought I figured out where this rash came from. Going with my alien abduction theory again.
If by "alien", you mean "Aliensoul77", then yes - that is probably it.
Ummm...hey alien, have we made tapes together?
Not be rude - but you're kind of a whore.
I like spaghetti!
And I'm not a whore if I was abducted! Patty Hearst wasn't a whore. Or the Sabine Women. Or me!
Fine. You're not a whore. That was hurtful of me and I sincerely apologize.
I wonder how the reception of Ocean Shitty would have been different if Alien hadn't posted the first review.
I mean, yeah, frat lit for sure, bound to all the worldview limitations of such a piece, with that Peterotica simplicity of chicks being either "hot" or "ugly" and such a judgment informing everything you need to know about them.
I found myself thinking of Wilfred saying " If you dumped a tidy piece like that over the saintly act of knuckle-busting your anus hole, I'd say that makes you the freak. Ryan"
Very short. Easy points. Not enough controversy for me. I mean, misogyny is bad, but is it controversial? Hardly. It's a pretty mainstream worldview.
Controversy, for me, would probably have to involve live human sacrifice. I think that a short story about how we should end global warming by sacrificing virgins aztec style would be pretty nutty. But it is not an effective anti-misogyny stance to take such overblown misogyny seriously, you are just playing into their hands. Tucker Max and his ilk crave that controversy that "you are wrong" self righteousness because they want to laugh at people with morality and such things so they maneuver themselves into a situation where they can force people with morals to look silly. Beat them to the punch, laugh at them first. If you want to deal with a bro, send in a hipster. I can review the whole thing "ironically" without taking his absurd opinions seriously. If Mein Kampf showed up in the workshop I'd try to help clean it up. I would mention the goofy opinions, laugh at them, and then move on.
In that case I retract my grammar correction.
I still want to know why Panda is called Panda dammit!!!!
Cool. I corrected my grammar.
Can we be best friends forever now? Although, I don't like spaghetti.
OH! I forgot about that. Why IS he called Panda?
Looking at Pogo's card, what is his youtube account?
the rapist clown
Cause you can guess which way I read it first.
Panda is probably his PUA handle.
I've always had an obsession with alter egos or hiding behind a mask. The electronica duo Daft Punk wore the helmets because they were shy, that's one of the main reasons why I chose it.
I just wanted a name to hide behind.
So one day I was flipping through a magazine and saw this girl wearing a panda mask. It was from Front Magazine. Anyways, I thought it was really cool. I took the name of Panda Mask afterward.
I'm not sure if that was interesting, or anti-climactic.
I'm satisfied with it at any rate. Thanks for sharing!
It was interesting. So you are a furry then
I love that you knew what that was. Have you ever seen the show Strange Sex?
I love the people who get off on the sound of popping balloons.
Grossest fetish: feeders and feedees.
What. I don't know what the hell that is, but my stomach is churning now.
Hey, not that I am creepy - but I think Mick just logged in a couple minutes ago.
Was that creepy?
How is that creepy?
No. We just all know now that you're standing behind him.
I just thought it would look like I was hovering around watching everyone logging in..I don't know. Creepy person guilt I guess.
Feeders want their partners to become so severly overweight that they can't leave the house and they are totally reliant on them. They also enjoy watching them eat and playing with their fat rolls for erotic pleasure.
Its only creepy if you stalk him website to website.
Oh. I'm not cool enough for that. Or..I mean...I do that with MOST of you. Didn't you read the post about Facebook stalking?
Oh the things I am doing with ya'll's pictures.
Alien, is there a reason you told me that?
Actually, as a Darwinist I think that is a great lifestyle. I think the feeders should find as many of the feedees as they can. Form little polygamist camps. Feed them all until they are unable to get off their couches. And then leave.
No because then they have sister wives and the guy impregnates all 15 wives each year until he has 60 kids. That was how Mormons used to do it, no joke, they built an army from the inside literally.
I've heard of feeders, but not about Strange Sex. What channel?
Have you heard of Lemon Parties?
I think its TLC, they do all those weird ass shows. Whats a lemon party? Don't say pee.
It's an orgy of old men. How do I know this? Because I get sent weird shit all the time.
There was this video a long time ago named Mr. Hands.
It was about a guy who gets it from a horse. Supposedly he died two weeks later from internal bleeding.
Then there's another video where a guy shoves a glass bottle up his ass, clenches his cheeks, breaks it, and then continues to take all the bloody shards out.
I'm gonna look like a freak after this, but I find it disturbing and interesting at the same time.
My legs just went numb.
Does David get an email every time we reply to this thread?
Hmmmmm, Panda, what type of porn do you watch?
I saw amputee porn for the first time last week.