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aliensoul77 from a cold distant star is reading the writing on the wall. January 15, 2012 - 5:21am

Saw this one last night.  The Brazillian butt lift.  I couldn't find a clip where he says his infamous line though...."THEY CALL ME THE BUTT MASTER!"

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aliensoul77 from a cold distant star is reading the writing on the wall. January 15, 2012 - 5:23am

OMG, too much butt.  LOL

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aliensoul77 from a cold distant star is reading the writing on the wall. January 15, 2012 - 5:29am

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aliensoul77 from a cold distant star is reading the writing on the wall. January 15, 2012 - 5:35am

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aliensoul77 from a cold distant star is reading the writing on the wall. January 15, 2012 - 5:43am

Last one for tonight....The Tiddy Bear!

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aliensoul77 from a cold distant star is reading the writing on the wall. January 16, 2012 - 6:53am

Really?  No one finds these funny?

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters January 16, 2012 - 7:34am

My favorite is the slap chop. 

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Deets999 from Connecticut is reading Adjustment Day January 16, 2012 - 8:14am

Shake weight for men!!

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Meachman from Indianapolis is reading Amusing Ourselves to Death January 16, 2012 - 8:46am

A little bear that hugs your breast called a "tiddy" bear?  That's almost as good as my idea for a new foot file to compete witht the PedEgg....I call it the Ped-o-file.

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Profunda Saint-... from Calgary, AB is reading Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy Series January 16, 2012 - 9:22am

There's a knife shop near my house, and one of the sharpeners they sell is called a Pedro-File.

If ever there was a terrible name for a product...

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. January 16, 2012 - 11:40am

Every sex infomercial ever made...

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Sam Sturdivant from Hayward, Ca is reading Murphy January 16, 2012 - 11:57am

It's all about Ron Popeil and the Showtime Rotisserie oven. He's the Raconteur of Ribs.

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters January 16, 2012 - 1:36pm

WhenI was a kid we didn't have cable or anything.  three basic channels.  So on Sundays, I would watch Ron Popeil infomercials for fun.  I wanted a food deyhdrator and a pasta maker sooo much.

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aliensoul77 from a cold distant star is reading the writing on the wall. January 16, 2012 - 3:27pm

@jack--yeah, the one sex infomercial about the vibrator and the old lady tells the young girls, "I have one!"

Or the old men who talk about staying hard longer and they are all really creepy and way too old.

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_ January 16, 2012 - 5:06pm

Yes, this is real.

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aliensoul77 from a cold distant star is reading the writing on the wall. January 16, 2012 - 5:32pm

Wow, a camera that takes pictures and you get them printed out on film!!  That's amazing!! lol

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aliensoul77 from a cold distant star is reading the writing on the wall. January 16, 2012 - 5:35pm

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aliensoul77 from a cold distant star is reading the writing on the wall. January 16, 2012 - 5:40pm

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters January 16, 2012 - 5:54pm

That was awesome.

I have a game I like to play called racist marketing.  You may or may not be aware that all marketing is somewhat racist.  It has to be in order to appeal to what the company thinks is the target demographic. I like to try and point it out to people and make everyone uncomfortable - for fun!  There is one particular taco bell commercial that takes the cake for me.

Can you find the racism? 

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aliensoul77 from a cold distant star is reading the writing on the wall. January 16, 2012 - 6:16pm

That reminds me of the joke a comedian made once how mostly black people work at Taco Bell and mexican people at KFC because the owners are afraid they will eat all the food if they do it the other way around.

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters January 16, 2012 - 6:33pm

I worked at a Taco Bell for three months - my first job.  I ate all the food.  They should have been afraid of skinny white girls.