Entertainment : Battle for the Last Post!

Guess we're all competitive. Gotta get that last post, man!

I never much notice people's wrists, but necks, yes, definitely. They can be a dealmaker or breaker.

I am partial to super high stilettos and thigh high socks. On women, not men. I mean, I am heterosexual, but women are beautiful and stilettos plus thigh highs on a woman = all sorts of worlds of wonderful.

I'm reminded of a girl I know -- she has such a fetish for heels that she would only have sex with heels on, and during sex would stare at the shoes the entire time, fixating on them, til she orgasmed. She said it really bothered her partner that she never looked at him (oh really?!). I thought that was really interesting. Like I said, an academic interest. How do people develop these sorts of fetishes? How do they become so strong they overpower almost every other aspect of sex or sexuality? I must know!

I feel weird about my fetishes but what fetish isn't weird? Right?

No it's okay, some one will be getting the case and I split the Kindle up into 5 pieces so everyone can have part of it. It's like the power rangers, together their unstoppable. Or like a friendship necklace. 

Shit. I'll have one in the mail. It's not Christmas yet.

I thought people stopped sending Christmas cards when they were twelve and started up again when they turned fifty.

I know nothing about life.

Nick--I think it depends, everyone I know does Christmas cards. I felt really bad that we missed our window to get them done because we are probably recieving between 30-50 and I've sent 0. So I am doing Valentines, in hopes that people will realize we actually do give a shit.

I think that's the damn cutest story I've ever heard.  It's christmas, so you know Gramma is gonna find it and think it's from Grandpa; Grandpa is gonna find it and think Gramma is getting experimental.  You probably just re-kick-started your grandparents' sex life.

Well, at least you left it your grandparents house.  They've got the discovery channel and they probably love you, they'll understand.  Eventually.  Your boyfriends grandparents house on the other hand...

@Renee--It's cool.  I look forward to the blackened cow heart in the mail.

@nk--Yeah, I got it.  I wrote you an email regarding it.

Arkadia, since I saw something in the news some time ago, I can't see stilettos and not think of crush videos. And not in an excited way, in a cringe, think people are horrible way. Merry Christmas!

Now the threads are tied, and it's my fault.

Ohgodohgod.

It was nowhere to be found at home or in the car. The anxiety was awful.

I went back to my grandparents. Went into the bedroom I use. On the bedside cabinet opposite to the side I use sat my vibrator. Neatly arranged next to a few other things I'd left scattered around.

Yup.

Thanks, grandparents.

No one has said anything.

I can deal. They are pretty much the last of my large family to catch me with or in some sexually related thing/activity. Obviously I am a super careful person.

Bad person.

Also, Liana, crush videos -- yikes. I've only stumbled across a couple and run away yelling. I read a fetish community website (like Facebook for fetishists) and it's a common fetish but freaks me out moreso than the average one. No offense to those who are into that, but that degree of 'power play' or whathaveyou really squeeks me out.

Demigod -- have you posted your pedophile story in the workshop? I suppose I could just go check. >.> I wanna read.

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im quite sure that no-one, save wickedvoodoo will have read the book I've snet

You made me curious. What super-ninja-exclusive books have I been reading? PM me if you don't wanna spoil anyones surprises.

p.s.

Why are all you people not befriending me on facebook and then adding a like to the solarcide page? You know I love y'all!

Is anyone else's office open this week? There is fuck all going on and yet I have to sit at work for 8 hours every day and try not to die of boredom. Of course, it is kind of nice to get paid to waste time on here, and window shopping for things I can't afford on Etsy. But still, my bed is warm and at least my computer at home has speakers.

I think my only customer of the day has come and gone already, and the phone has rung once, and it was a wrong number.

Sigh.

True, i've pretty much exhausted myself of Word Bubbles. Any suggestions for addictive flash games? I do have ipod speakers here, but sadly I left the damn ipod on my kitchen table. Soooo quiet!

So this Solarcide website...how are you guys getting your stories on there?  Is it like a magazine and wickedvoodoo and Nathan are the editors?  Do you just submit stuff to them??

Man, I love House of Leaves. Such a great book. It did take me a little longer to finish than others its size. Maybe because I spent so long flipping the book on its side, upside down, to read all the extra shizz. I think it's due for a rereading! Goodgoodbook.<3

Definitely one you get the most out of if you put the time into it though. I instinctively speed-read everything and probably miss tons of stuff, HoL is one that I wish I'd spent more time analyzing and savoring. Thus the need to be reread.

Also, I've been meaning to share this:

Not bad, not bad at all. What's that from?

When I'm feeling cruel, I sometimes draw eyeballs on my palms then put them up to my face like so and stand behind my boyfriend until he turns around. Gets him every time.