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Dwayne from Cincinnati, Ohio (suburbs) is reading books that rotate to often to keep this updated September 22, 2015 - 6:16pm

If I have to ask, can't be that obvs.

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jyh from VA is reading whatever he feels like September 22, 2015 - 6:59pm

Unless... you really are...

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Grigori Black from US is reading Radium Girls by Amanda Gowin September 23, 2015 - 3:59pm

I'm not dead yet. Despite rumors to the contrary.

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Dwayne from Cincinnati, Ohio (suburbs) is reading books that rotate to often to keep this updated September 23, 2015 - 6:06pm

Alright! I bet $5 you weren't gone!

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CS from Biloxi, MS is reading Zen in the Art of Writing: Essays on Creativity September 28, 2015 - 9:19am

In the deepest, darkest recesses of my mind, all of a sudden...nothing happened.

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jyh from VA is reading whatever he feels like September 28, 2015 - 10:11am

Write a book instead.

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Dwayne from Cincinnati, Ohio (suburbs) is reading books that rotate to often to keep this updated September 28, 2015 - 1:17pm

Or post here.

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Myla Thomas Fai... from Phoenix, AZ September 28, 2015 - 2:51pm

I was here

*sticking my flavorless and tough from chewing for far too long gum under the desk and walks away*

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Dwayne from Cincinnati, Ohio (suburbs) is reading books that rotate to often to keep this updated September 28, 2015 - 7:35pm

So you were.

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jyh from VA is reading whatever he feels like October 1, 2015 - 6:44pm

Ere you sow. So were you.

Ow, sour eye. Owe yu rose.

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Dwayne from Cincinnati, Ohio (suburbs) is reading books that rotate to often to keep this updated October 3, 2015 - 12:40am

yeah

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jyh from VA is reading whatever he feels like October 6, 2015 - 4:38pm

Yep.

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Dwayne from Cincinnati, Ohio (suburbs) is reading books that rotate to often to keep this updated October 8, 2015 - 4:42pm

Nope.

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jyh from VA is reading whatever he feels like October 9, 2015 - 7:31am

Now you're just trolling.

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Dwayne from Cincinnati, Ohio (suburbs) is reading books that rotate to often to keep this updated October 10, 2015 - 10:15am

That is the pot calling the kettle black.

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jyh from VA is reading whatever he feels like October 10, 2015 - 5:23am

This pot is stainless steel.

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Dwayne from Cincinnati, Ohio (suburbs) is reading books that rotate to often to keep this updated October 10, 2015 - 10:15am

Unlikely.

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jyh from VA is reading whatever he feels like October 13, 2015 - 11:42am

Unlikely!? Have you been inside a kitchen or a department store in the last forty years?

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Dwayne from Cincinnati, Ohio (suburbs) is reading books that rotate to often to keep this updated October 13, 2015 - 6:36pm

Google metaphor. 

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jyh from VA is reading whatever he feels like October 13, 2015 - 8:06pm

Google verb.

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Dwayne from Cincinnati, Ohio (suburbs) is reading books that rotate to often to keep this updated October 14, 2015 - 2:16am

Pot isn't a verb.

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jyh from VA is reading whatever he feels like October 14, 2015 - 6:10pm

"The person potted some plants to put on his ugly porch."

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Dwayne from Cincinnati, Ohio (suburbs) is reading books that rotate to often to keep this updated October 14, 2015 - 8:28pm

Potted is a different word than pot!

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XyZy from New York City is reading Seveneves and Animal Money October 16, 2015 - 7:43am

"Present-tense verbs are not verbs." - Dwayne

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Dwayne from Cincinnati, Ohio (suburbs) is reading books that rotate to often to keep this updated October 17, 2015 - 10:44am

I think you might be missing the point of the Battle for the Last post. It is getting in the last word, not being right. Or making sense. 

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jyh from VA is reading whatever he feels like October 17, 2015 - 2:42pm

Blah blah look at how wrong I am and how little sense I make.

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XyZy from New York City is reading Seveneves and Animal Money October 17, 2015 - 3:49pm

No, clearly I'm doing it the wrongest. Dwayne said so.

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Dwayne from Cincinnati, Ohio (suburbs) is reading books that rotate to often to keep this updated October 18, 2015 - 11:22am

I wouldn't say wrongest. That would be someone who got kicked off the site and kept making weird profiles and coming back. And it seems the three of us drove everyone else off the thread, so we are all doing pretty good at being petty. 

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XyZy from New York City is reading Seveneves and Animal Money October 18, 2015 - 10:13pm

Are people still doing that? With no WAR on to cheat votes into? And they say I have too much time on my hands...

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jyh from VA is reading whatever he feels like October 19, 2015 - 7:28am

One only can there be.

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Dwayne from Cincinnati, Ohio (suburbs) is reading books that rotate to often to keep this updated October 19, 2015 - 7:08pm

I'm not sure, but I think so. I've seen profiles so weird I assumed they were just trolling, and if you aren't a regular who'd bother? But I don't know.

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jyh from VA is reading whatever he feels like October 22, 2015 - 1:16pm

No one ever knows.

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Dwayne from Cincinnati, Ohio (suburbs) is reading books that rotate to often to keep this updated October 22, 2015 - 4:57pm

The Shadow knows.

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jyh from VA is reading whatever he feels like October 23, 2015 - 10:32pm

The Shadow knows a lot. But even he can't wrangle a living Tibetan demon-dagger.

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Dwayne from Cincinnati, Ohio (suburbs) is reading books that rotate to often to keep this updated October 24, 2015 - 2:15am

We shouldn't be hanging out with demons anyway. 

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jyh from VA is reading whatever he feels like October 25, 2015 - 4:23pm

Maybe demon-pillows, or demon-socks, but not demon-daggers.

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Dwayne from Cincinnati, Ohio (suburbs) is reading books that rotate to often to keep this updated October 25, 2015 - 7:18pm

I'm a Christian, so pretty much supposed to avoid all demons.

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jyh from VA is reading whatever he feels like October 27, 2015 - 7:33am

Can you provide me with some biblical citations to that effect? (Preferably New Testament.)

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Dwayne from Cincinnati, Ohio (suburbs) is reading books that rotate to often to keep this updated October 27, 2015 - 5:16pm

Yeah, if you REALLY want me to, but do we really want to get into a discussion about religion?

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jyh from VA is reading whatever he feels like October 27, 2015 - 6:19pm

I mean, it'd be more interesting than some things. Or you could post some Book, Chapter, Verses. Or you could just tell me to go find a concordance. Or you could ignore it.

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Dwayne from Cincinnati, Ohio (suburbs) is reading books that rotate to often to keep this updated October 27, 2015 - 8:22pm

Well, you are right that it is interesting. But that isn't the same things as fun.

1 Corinthians 10:20-21New International Version (NIV)

20 No, but the sacrifices of pagans are offered to demons, not to God, and I do not want you to be participants with demons. 21 You cannot drink the cup of the Lord and the cup of demons too; you cannot have a part in both the Lord’s table and the table of demons.

https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=1+Corinthians+10%3A20-22&version=NIV

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jyh from VA is reading whatever he feels like October 28, 2015 - 1:04pm

[Hey, when in Corinth...]

Yes, what that means is that to worship or tribute demons is to violate the exclusive convenant between the Lord and His believers.

[BftLP Pettiness:] But it doesn't say to avoid them altogether.

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jyh from VA is reading whatever he feels like October 29, 2015 - 6:09pm

oopsatypo

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Dwayne from Cincinnati, Ohio (suburbs) is reading books that rotate to often to keep this updated October 30, 2015 - 12:43am

Try again with real words man.

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jyh from VA is reading whatever he feels like October 30, 2015 - 4:55am

trywhatagain

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Dwayne from Cincinnati, Ohio (suburbs) is reading books that rotate to often to keep this updated November 1, 2015 - 7:09am

And spaces.

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jyh from VA is reading whatever he feels like November 3, 2015 - 9:57am

What about punctuation man.

Dwayne's picture
Dwayne from Cincinnati, Ohio (suburbs) is reading books that rotate to often to keep this updated November 3, 2015 - 11:42am

Baby steps.

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jyh from VA is reading whatever he feels like November 4, 2015 - 5:26am

Yeah, like if the baby were of a species big enough to treat the whole solar system as a hopscotch board.

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. November 4, 2015 - 4:33pm

What did I miss?