If I have to ask, can't be that obvs.
Unless... you really are...
I'm not dead yet. Despite rumors to the contrary.
Alright! I bet $5 you weren't gone!
In the deepest, darkest recesses of my mind, all of a sudden...nothing happened.
Write a book instead.
Or post here.
I was here
*sticking my flavorless and tough from chewing for far too long gum under the desk and walks away*
So you were.
Ere you sow. So were you.
Ow, sour eye. Owe yu rose.
Now you're just trolling.
That is the pot calling the kettle black.
This pot is stainless steel.
Unlikely!? Have you been inside a kitchen or a department store in the last forty years?
Pot isn't a verb.
"The person potted some plants to put on his ugly porch."
Potted is a different word than pot!
"Present-tense verbs are not verbs." - Dwayne
I think you might be missing the point of the Battle for the Last post. It is getting in the last word, not being right. Or making sense.
Blah blah look at how wrong I am and how little sense I make.
No, clearly I'm doing it the wrongest. Dwayne said so.
I wouldn't say wrongest. That would be someone who got kicked off the site and kept making weird profiles and coming back. And it seems the three of us drove everyone else off the thread, so we are all doing pretty good at being petty.
Are people still doing that? With no WAR on to cheat votes into? And they say I have too much time on my hands...
One only can there be.
I'm not sure, but I think so. I've seen profiles so weird I assumed they were just trolling, and if you aren't a regular who'd bother? But I don't know.
No one ever knows.
The Shadow knows.
The Shadow knows a lot. But even he can't wrangle a living Tibetan demon-dagger.
We shouldn't be hanging out with demons anyway.
Maybe demon-pillows, or demon-socks, but not demon-daggers.
I'm a Christian, so pretty much supposed to avoid all demons.
Can you provide me with some biblical citations to that effect? (Preferably New Testament.)
Yeah, if you REALLY want me to, but do we really want to get into a discussion about religion?
I mean, it'd be more interesting than some things. Or you could post some Book, Chapter, Verses. Or you could just tell me to go find a concordance. Or you could ignore it.
Well, you are right that it is interesting. But that isn't the same things as fun.
1 Corinthians 10:20-21New International Version (NIV)
20 No, but the sacrifices of pagans are offered to demons, not to God, and I do not want you to be participants with demons. 21 You cannot drink the cup of the Lord and the cup of demons too; you cannot have a part in both the Lord’s table and the table of demons.
[Hey, when in Corinth...]
Yes, what that means is that to worship or tribute demons is to violate the exclusive convenant between the Lord and His believers.
[BftLP Pettiness:] But it doesn't say to avoid them altogether.
Try again with real words man.
What about punctuation man.
Yeah, like if the baby were of a species big enough to treat the whole solar system as a hopscotch board.
What did I miss?