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Typewriter Demigod from London is reading "White Noise" by DeLilo, "Moby-Dick" by Hermann Mellivile and "Uylsses" by Joyce November 14, 2011 - 1:33am

You know what else does what it says on the tin? A carving knife. It's a knife, and it carves flesh.

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enough from Indiana is reading Warmed and Bound November 14, 2011 - 10:08am

That shit is not blowing my mind, because it is not fucking working for me. I clicked on the (1 new), and it starts at the top of the first page. Whatever. I hate it, but am over it.

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Typewriter Demigod from London is reading "White Noise" by DeLilo, "Moby-Dick" by Hermann Mellivile and "Uylsses" by Joyce November 14, 2011 - 10:43am

Bleh, it's better than going to the post and then clicking on the last page :P

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. November 14, 2011 - 11:49am

We need to protest.

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Laramore Black from Joplin, Missouri is reading Mario Kart 8 November 14, 2011 - 2:46pm

#Occupy Forum

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Typewriter Demigod from London is reading "White Noise" by DeLilo, "Moby-Dick" by Hermann Mellivile and "Uylsses" by Joyce November 14, 2011 - 2:53pm

Oh, you :P I'd totally join that protest

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. November 14, 2011 - 3:42pm

I'm going to go spend the night at the park with the protesters in Louisville. Maybe write an article or something.

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enough from Indiana is reading Warmed and Bound November 14, 2011 - 7:15pm

Good for you ^

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aliensoul77 from a cold distant star is reading the writing on the wall. November 15, 2011 - 6:44am

We need to organize a writer's orgy. The tagline would be: write, fuck, eat and be merry.

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters November 15, 2011 - 7:19am

^ no thanks!

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. November 15, 2011 - 7:54am

All at the same time?!?!?

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Typewriter Demigod from London is reading "White Noise" by DeLilo, "Moby-Dick" by Hermann Mellivile and "Uylsses" by Joyce November 15, 2011 - 11:00am

yeah...no thanks :P

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EricWojo from Livonia, Michigan is reading The Brothers Karamazov November 15, 2011 - 1:47pm

Annnnnnd!

THE END!

Phew.  I didn't think we'd make it but we did.  Thanks to everyone who participated.  Great battle everyone.  See ya next time!

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Typewriter Demigod from London is reading "White Noise" by DeLilo, "Moby-Dick" by Hermann Mellivile and "Uylsses" by Joyce November 15, 2011 - 2:01pm

Fuck no. I am not letting this thread stop. If anyone will end it, I will.

 

So what do people have to look forward to tomorrow? I have a kinda date and a support group. Fun fun ^w^. Also, getting the crap beaten out of me training with my upperclassmen in Krav Maga. (Is totally a masochist). Something else I kinda want to know; festishes. Tell all. Don't worry, I won't tell anyone.

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Laramore Black from Joplin, Missouri is reading Mario Kart 8 November 15, 2011 - 3:47pm

Writer's orgy for the win!
I'll bring the shame and regret.

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aliensoul77 from a cold distant star is reading the writing on the wall. November 15, 2011 - 3:48pm

Frottage.

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Laramore Black from Joplin, Missouri is reading Mario Kart 8 November 15, 2011 - 3:51pm

No penetration? XD

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Typewriter Demigod from London is reading "White Noise" by DeLilo, "Moby-Dick" by Hermann Mellivile and "Uylsses" by Joyce November 15, 2011 - 3:54pm

If you want, I'll send some tsundere high school seniors in my place and you can grope them.

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Laramore Black from Joplin, Missouri is reading Mario Kart 8 November 15, 2011 - 4:22pm

Probably will take a lot of postage. I'll go in halfsies with AlienSoul77 though.

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. November 15, 2011 - 8:21pm

Fetish? I only watch porn with costumes. A banana screwing a strawberry. An animal costume orgy in the woods.

No not really but I'm pretty open minded to anything. I've always wanted to reenact the scene from Moulin Rouge where Ewan Mcgregor is reading poetry to Nicole Kidman. Would it cause blue balls? Yes. Would it be worth it? Maybe...

I'm so stressed out. Sitting in the emergency room for 7 hours because I was the driver. Meh. At least theres a new Workaholics tonight.

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Typewriter Demigod from London is reading "White Noise" by DeLilo, "Moby-Dick" by Hermann Mellivile and "Uylsses" by Joyce November 16, 2011 - 6:13am

Fetishes for me; nipples, having my hand held behind my back, necks, and gasping :P

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. November 16, 2011 - 9:38am

Nipple fetishes are way too common I've found out. My ex-girlfriend was way in to it but I was too squeamish. It made me feel like Zach Braff.

@demigod If only you can have the last post to end the thread (if it ends) where is the incentive? False advertising bud.

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aliensoul77 from a cold distant star is reading the writing on the wall. November 17, 2011 - 7:44am

I like to shower with high school boys and talk about the big game. Jk

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Typewriter Demigod from London is reading "White Noise" by DeLilo, "Moby-Dick" by Hermann Mellivile and "Uylsses" by Joyce November 17, 2011 - 10:54am

showering with high school boys IS pretty excellent tbh

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. November 17, 2011 - 11:00am

Your not football coaches are you?

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Typewriter Demigod from London is reading "White Noise" by DeLilo, "Moby-Dick" by Hermann Mellivile and "Uylsses" by Joyce November 17, 2011 - 11:27am

No, I'm a junior =_=

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Laramore Black from Joplin, Missouri is reading Mario Kart 8 November 17, 2011 - 2:48pm

Well, that just ruins our fantasies. =]

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aliensoul77 from a cold distant star is reading the writing on the wall. November 17, 2011 - 5:39pm

I'm 33 so I'm the perv. Is it hard not to pop a bone sometimes typewriter? Lol. I never showered in high school, I had body issues.

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. November 17, 2011 - 11:04pm

My school couldn't afford showers but newbies on the football team were thrown on a mattress and gang raped (dry humped) by the upper classmen. Glad I was too horrible at sports to try out.

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aliensoul77 from a cold distant star is reading the writing on the wall. November 17, 2011 - 11:30pm

Is it just me or is wrestling like the gayest sport ever?  I mean literally you are watching guys in gay sex positions yet everyone just sits there like, "Tra la la" and theres always a guy who pops a bone in the spandex.

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. November 18, 2011 - 1:36am

"always pops a boner in spandex." People who wrestle can't be 100% heterosexual. I'm using deductive reasoning here of course though.

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Typewriter Demigod from London is reading "White Noise" by DeLilo, "Moby-Dick" by Hermann Mellivile and "Uylsses" by Joyce November 18, 2011 - 10:36am

Uh, I don't shower with boys in schooltime. :P I mean, after school, in the comfort of my own shower, and my own boy. :P

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Typewriter Demigod from London is reading "White Noise" by DeLilo, "Moby-Dick" by Hermann Mellivile and "Uylsses" by Joyce November 19, 2011 - 5:08pm

What a week. $40 babysitting money, a photo of a girl in sixth form dessed as a gothic lolita, so many books coming in the mail from amazon...

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Typewriter Demigod from London is reading "White Noise" by DeLilo, "Moby-Dick" by Hermann Mellivile and "Uylsses" by Joyce November 21, 2011 - 3:06pm

Question: how did you guys survive high school without killing yourselves?

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Nick Wilczynski from Greensboro, NC is reading A Dance with Dragons by George R.R. Martin November 21, 2011 - 6:53pm

I'd hate to say "It gets better" but when I think of killing myself I usually think "no, if I were going to kill myself I would have done it in high school" So I assume that for pretty much anyone who has trouble in high school there is always the solace that it isn't a permanent condition.

Anyways, people on this side of voting age need help to reform the fundamental system of education in order to protect future generations with the insight that is gained from, well, understanding how high school (and the American education system in general) doesn't work. So, if it helps you to think that you can use these experiences to make life easier for other people in the future, go with that.

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. November 21, 2011 - 7:12pm

I had a plan to be a junkie when I was flunking out of high school. I'm still damaged from high school, it doesn't get better. In fact it gets worse. Suicide crosses my mind every now and then but I to have to admit that if I was going to do it, I would have done it by now. Wow I'm being a downer. Yeah I have no advice for you.

I have a date saturday but it won't go anywhere.

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Nick Wilczynski from Greensboro, NC is reading A Dance with Dragons by George R.R. Martin November 21, 2011 - 7:21pm

Yeah, but if it's a situation where "I would have probably done it in high school" then obviously things are on some level more tolerable now. Ergo, it seems to have gotten better.

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. November 21, 2011 - 7:25pm

True but the whole identity crisis never left me after I graduated. And thats pretty depressing. Sure no one is going around blowing their brains out but most people are medicated zombies now. Well at least the people in the late 20's that I know are medicated zombies.

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Nick Wilczynski from Greensboro, NC is reading A Dance with Dragons by George R.R. Martin November 21, 2011 - 7:42pm

Life is a battle you will fight every day until it kills you. You can run away, but it will only kill you faster.

It takes a lot of ego to keep going.

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. November 21, 2011 - 8:16pm

Or money.

On a happier subject, I'm watching There Will Be Blood. Amazing movie. Reminds me of Hell On Wheels.

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Nick Wilczynski from Greensboro, NC is reading A Dance with Dragons by George R.R. Martin November 21, 2011 - 8:32pm

Money doesn't really help that much. It's illusory, plenty of people with money pull that trigger. True wealth is self knowledge and virtue, you want to live with yourself then know yourself and conduct your affairs in a manner that strikes you as consistent and positive.

But to believe that you can have a positive impact on the world, that is where the ego comes in.

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There will be blood looked ok, but I still don't think I've seen the whole thing.

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. November 21, 2011 - 8:35pm

I think I'm just still in that post high school WTF stage. 

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You should watch it. Daniel Day Lewis is freaking epic.

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Typewriter Demigod from London is reading "White Noise" by DeLilo, "Moby-Dick" by Hermann Mellivile and "Uylsses" by Joyce November 22, 2011 - 1:43am

Thank you :P i feel slightly better...but still, two fucking years. TWO. FUCKING. YEARS. until I can get out.

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Nick Wilczynski from Greensboro, NC is reading A Dance with Dragons by George R.R. Martin November 22, 2011 - 2:55am

I must admit though, I derived no small amount of pleasure from composing the suicide in "Conversation" it was an extremely catharctic exercise.

I'll work on it, jacks, I'ma have a lot of free time this week. I'll check it out.

Also, I need a place to brag about being 7th on the points leaderboard, this will do for that. I mean, I'm still a solid 30 points outside the top 5, but 7th is respectable.

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Raelyn from California is reading The Liars' Club November 22, 2011 - 4:01am

@TD - You know that feeling when you look back to 7th grade and certain memories make you think, "woah, I took shit way to seriously..." Well in two years you'll do the same thing about sophomore year. And I'm sure in two years I'll have some retrospect as well. High school was only bad for me because I had shitty friends. I didn't realize this until senior year, but when I did I chose to alienate myself: spending lunch in the library or having conversations with teachers. (Teachers are way more interesting to talk to than your peers.) I'm not sure when legal age in the UK to move out is, but if it's after high school then I'd definitely advise moving out. Living at home made the four months after graduation miserable. As soon as I moved out pretty much every aspect of my life improved. So yeah, it gets better (don't listen to Dakota). 

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Typewriter Demigod from London is reading "White Noise" by DeLilo, "Moby-Dick" by Hermann Mellivile and "Uylsses" by Joyce November 22, 2011 - 4:04am

@ray dakota? hu? and... thanks :D

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Raelyn from California is reading The Liars' Club November 22, 2011 - 4:08am

Sorry, jacks_username. (Rae, not Ray)  :]

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Typewriter Demigod from London is reading "White Noise" by DeLilo, "Moby-Dick" by Hermann Mellivile and "Uylsses" by Joyce November 22, 2011 - 6:12am

his name is dakota? wooooooooooow that's soooo cute :D

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. November 22, 2011 - 12:12pm

Just keep the state jokes to a minimum. haha

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Typewriter Demigod from London is reading "White Noise" by DeLilo, "Moby-Dick" by Hermann Mellivile and "Uylsses" by Joyce November 22, 2011 - 12:17pm

No, seriously. I actually think that that's incredibly cute. ^w^ it's like meeting a boy called Anchorage. It's cute and awesome.

 

Btw, to all the people who find cross-dressing sexy, take a look: http://www.yaoiotaku.com/forums/threads/534-Princess-Princess-%28English... Yes, it's a yaoi. If you don't like yaoi...and you're a straight guy, you have no idea what you're missing.