You know what else does what it says on the tin? A carving knife. It's a knife, and it carves flesh.
That shit is not blowing my mind, because it is not fucking working for me. I clicked on the (1 new), and it starts at the top of the first page. Whatever. I hate it, but am over it.
Bleh, it's better than going to the post and then clicking on the last page :P
We need to protest.
Oh, you :P I'd totally join that protest
I'm going to go spend the night at the park with the protesters in Louisville. Maybe write an article or something.
Good for you ^
We need to organize a writer's orgy. The tagline would be: write, fuck, eat and be merry.
^ no thanks!
All at the same time?!?!?
yeah...no thanks :P
Phew. I didn't think we'd make it but we did. Thanks to everyone who participated. Great battle everyone. See ya next time!
Fuck no. I am not letting this thread stop. If anyone will end it, I will.
So what do people have to look forward to tomorrow? I have a kinda date and a support group. Fun fun ^w^. Also, getting the crap beaten out of me training with my upperclassmen in Krav Maga. (Is totally a masochist). Something else I kinda want to know; festishes. Tell all. Don't worry, I won't tell anyone.
Writer's orgy for the win!
I'll bring the shame and regret.
No penetration? XD
If you want, I'll send some tsundere high school seniors in my place and you can grope them.
Probably will take a lot of postage. I'll go in halfsies with AlienSoul77 though.
Fetish? I only watch porn with costumes. A banana screwing a strawberry. An animal costume orgy in the woods.
No not really but I'm pretty open minded to anything. I've always wanted to reenact the scene from Moulin Rouge where Ewan Mcgregor is reading poetry to Nicole Kidman. Would it cause blue balls? Yes. Would it be worth it? Maybe...
I'm so stressed out. Sitting in the emergency room for 7 hours because I was the driver. Meh. At least theres a new Workaholics tonight.
Fetishes for me; nipples, having my hand held behind my back, necks, and gasping :P
Nipple fetishes are way too common I've found out. My ex-girlfriend was way in to it but I was too squeamish. It made me feel like Zach Braff.
@demigod If only you can have the last post to end the thread (if it ends) where is the incentive? False advertising bud.
I like to shower with high school boys and talk about the big game. Jk
showering with high school boys IS pretty excellent tbh
Your not football coaches are you?
No, I'm a junior =_=
Well, that just ruins our fantasies. =]
I'm 33 so I'm the perv. Is it hard not to pop a bone sometimes typewriter? Lol. I never showered in high school, I had body issues.
My school couldn't afford showers but newbies on the football team were thrown on a mattress and gang raped (dry humped) by the upper classmen. Glad I was too horrible at sports to try out.
Is it just me or is wrestling like the gayest sport ever? I mean literally you are watching guys in gay sex positions yet everyone just sits there like, "Tra la la" and theres always a guy who pops a bone in the spandex.
"always pops a boner in spandex." People who wrestle can't be 100% heterosexual. I'm using deductive reasoning here of course though.
Uh, I don't shower with boys in schooltime. :P I mean, after school, in the comfort of my own shower, and my own boy. :P
What a week. $40 babysitting money, a photo of a girl in sixth form dessed as a gothic lolita, so many books coming in the mail from amazon...
Question: how did you guys survive high school without killing yourselves?
I'd hate to say "It gets better" but when I think of killing myself I usually think "no, if I were going to kill myself I would have done it in high school" So I assume that for pretty much anyone who has trouble in high school there is always the solace that it isn't a permanent condition.
Anyways, people on this side of voting age need help to reform the fundamental system of education in order to protect future generations with the insight that is gained from, well, understanding how high school (and the American education system in general) doesn't work. So, if it helps you to think that you can use these experiences to make life easier for other people in the future, go with that.
I had a plan to be a junkie when I was flunking out of high school. I'm still damaged from high school, it doesn't get better. In fact it gets worse. Suicide crosses my mind every now and then but I to have to admit that if I was going to do it, I would have done it by now. Wow I'm being a downer. Yeah I have no advice for you.
I have a date saturday but it won't go anywhere.
Yeah, but if it's a situation where "I would have probably done it in high school" then obviously things are on some level more tolerable now. Ergo, it seems to have gotten better.
True but the whole identity crisis never left me after I graduated. And thats pretty depressing. Sure no one is going around blowing their brains out but most people are medicated zombies now. Well at least the people in the late 20's that I know are medicated zombies.
Life is a battle you will fight every day until it kills you. You can run away, but it will only kill you faster.
It takes a lot of ego to keep going.
On a happier subject, I'm watching There Will Be Blood. Amazing movie. Reminds me of Hell On Wheels.
Money doesn't really help that much. It's illusory, plenty of people with money pull that trigger. True wealth is self knowledge and virtue, you want to live with yourself then know yourself and conduct your affairs in a manner that strikes you as consistent and positive.
But to believe that you can have a positive impact on the world, that is where the ego comes in.
There will be blood looked ok, but I still don't think I've seen the whole thing.
I think I'm just still in that post high school WTF stage.
You should watch it. Daniel Day Lewis is freaking epic.
Thank you :P i feel slightly better...but still, two fucking years. TWO. FUCKING. YEARS. until I can get out.
I must admit though, I derived no small amount of pleasure from composing the suicide in "Conversation" it was an extremely catharctic exercise.
I'll work on it, jacks, I'ma have a lot of free time this week. I'll check it out.
Also, I need a place to brag about being 7th on the points leaderboard, this will do for that. I mean, I'm still a solid 30 points outside the top 5, but 7th is respectable.
@TD - You know that feeling when you look back to 7th grade and certain memories make you think, "woah, I took shit way to seriously..." Well in two years you'll do the same thing about sophomore year. And I'm sure in two years I'll have some retrospect as well. High school was only bad for me because I had shitty friends. I didn't realize this until senior year, but when I did I chose to alienate myself: spending lunch in the library or having conversations with teachers. (Teachers are way more interesting to talk to than your peers.) I'm not sure when legal age in the UK to move out is, but if it's after high school then I'd definitely advise moving out. Living at home made the four months after graduation miserable. As soon as I moved out pretty much every aspect of my life improved. So yeah, it gets better (don't listen to Dakota).
@ray dakota? hu? and... thanks :D
Sorry, jacks_username. (Rae, not Ray) :]
his name is dakota? wooooooooooow that's soooo cute :D
Just keep the state jokes to a minimum. haha
No, seriously. I actually think that that's incredibly cute. ^w^ it's like meeting a boy called Anchorage. It's cute and awesome.
Btw, to all the people who find cross-dressing sexy, take a look: http://www.yaoiotaku.com/forums/threads/534-Princess-Princess-%28English... Yes, it's a yaoi. If you don't like yaoi...and you're a straight guy, you have no idea what you're missing.