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Typewriter Demigod from London is reading "White Noise" by DeLilo, "Moby-Dick" by Hermann Mellivile and "Uylsses" by Joyce November 3, 2011 - 11:21am

@Renfield, you sir, are fucking hilarious. have one internet!

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aliensoul77 from a cold distant star is reading the writing on the wall. November 3, 2011 - 5:20pm

American horror story is an acquired taste. Its a ryan murphy show so its going to be inconsistent.

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Typewriter Demigod from London is reading "White Noise" by DeLilo, "Moby-Dick" by Hermann Mellivile and "Uylsses" by Joyce November 4, 2011 - 1:38am

Wh...aaaat? I do NOT understand

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aliensoul77 from a cold distant star is reading the writing on the wall. November 4, 2011 - 6:26am

I think I spend way too much time on these new message boards and not enough time on my writing. 

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. November 4, 2011 - 10:02am

I guess if I had to have sex with one of those sewer pits, I guess it would be Sammi "Sweet heart." Yeah these message boards are jeopardizing my writing schedual as well. 

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Typewriter Demigod from London is reading "White Noise" by DeLilo, "Moby-Dick" by Hermann Mellivile and "Uylsses" by Joyce November 5, 2011 - 5:21pm

I had my first smoke today with the only girl in the world I'd dream of kissing. It was nice.

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simon morris from Originally, Philadelphia, PA; presently Miami Beach, FL is reading This Body of Death, by Elizabeth George November 5, 2011 - 5:40pm

Lips that touch tobacco shall never touch mine. I'd sooner lick the rim of a Port Authority Bus Terminal toilet.

That is not necessarily true but doesn't it sound dramatic? Maybe I can sell it to the anti-smoking campaign. I'll be anybody's whore for a sale.

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. November 5, 2011 - 5:42pm

You guys should check out Solarcide and see my story this week. While were on the topic of whoring. 

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Typewriter Demigod from London is reading "White Noise" by DeLilo, "Moby-Dick" by Hermann Mellivile and "Uylsses" by Joyce November 5, 2011 - 5:52pm

She's pretty, she likes metal, and...she's so awesome.

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters November 5, 2011 - 6:53pm

I used to smoke when I was a kid.  Then I quit and I realize how AWFUL the shit smells.  I get upset just thinking I used to smell like that.  I also, 7 years after I quit, still get a tightness in my chest at times and long for a filter between my lips and the pull of smoke into my lungs.  And you exhale all your stress with the smoke.

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Typewriter Demigod from London is reading "White Noise" by DeLilo, "Moby-Dick" by Hermann Mellivile and "Uylsses" by Joyce November 6, 2011 - 3:44am

So...you're saying I shouldn't get addicted? Yeah, I know.I have better substances to get addicted to.

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Typewriter Demigod from London is reading "White Noise" by DeLilo, "Moby-Dick" by Hermann Mellivile and "Uylsses" by Joyce November 7, 2011 - 11:29am

So, how's everyone's COD-day? You know, the once a year worldwide celebration when CoD comes out? Yeah, mine was OK.

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Typewriter Demigod from London is reading "White Noise" by DeLilo, "Moby-Dick" by Hermann Mellivile and "Uylsses" by Joyce November 9, 2011 - 3:37pm

I just god Battle Royale. It is the most disturbing book I've ever read :curls into a ball and shudders:

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Nick Wilczynski from Greensboro, NC is reading A Dance with Dragons by George R.R. Martin November 9, 2011 - 3:51pm

Life is cheap, spend it fast.

Camel Menthols. Full Flavor.

Used to smoke straight Camel Filters, but I quit smoking for a year or so and when I came back to it the filters were too much.

Quitters never win.

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. November 9, 2011 - 4:08pm

I haven't read Battle Royal but I am reading 120 Days of Sodom and it's the most disturbing book I've read. Worse than AmPsycho.

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Renfield from Hell is reading 20th Century Ghosts November 9, 2011 - 5:40pm

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. November 9, 2011 - 5:48pm

Ha women...

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters November 9, 2011 - 6:48pm

Hey...no fair giving away the end of my novel....

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Typewriter Demigod from London is reading "White Noise" by DeLilo, "Moby-Dick" by Hermann Mellivile and "Uylsses" by Joyce November 10, 2011 - 1:34am

Oooh 120 days...I heard about the film. It's about Nazis who kidnap kids and make them do abominations to each other? Awesome ^^

 

@Renfield, what comic is that from, I WANT IT!

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Typewriter Demigod from London is reading "White Noise" by DeLilo, "Moby-Dick" by Hermann Mellivile and "Uylsses" by Joyce November 12, 2011 - 4:27am

I can't let this thread die! It...it just can't. I don't want it to die. So: you guys, what do you think of a situation where you have to kill someone you;ve known for years, and 40 of everyone else you've known for years, or otherwise you dying, probably at their hands? What would YOU do?

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Laramore Black from Joplin, Missouri is reading Mario Kart 8 November 12, 2011 - 4:27am

Sweet comic, today is actually my 32nd day since I quit smoking.
Feels odd to say, 'cause I used to smoke 2-3 packs a day.

I'm a quitter.

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Typewriter Demigod from London is reading "White Noise" by DeLilo, "Moby-Dick" by Hermann Mellivile and "Uylsses" by Joyce November 12, 2011 - 7:02am

cool cool.  the comic#s from buttersafe. :P

Also; I've met a beautiful, hilarious, slightly crazy and wonderful girl. her name is sarah, aka devilchild (the kids at her school think she worships satan)

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. November 12, 2011 - 10:53am

I just spend my money on strippers and betting on horses. I don't have time for a social life.

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Laramore Black from Joplin, Missouri is reading Mario Kart 8 November 12, 2011 - 11:29am

In Mexico sometimes the stippers and horse come together.

 

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. November 12, 2011 - 12:01pm

Gives new meaning to riding a horse.

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Renfield from Hell is reading 20th Century Ghosts November 12, 2011 - 12:08pm

I'd hate to see what "reverse cowgirl" looks like in that situation.

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Typewriter Demigod from London is reading "White Noise" by DeLilo, "Moby-Dick" by Hermann Mellivile and "Uylsses" by Joyce November 12, 2011 - 4:29pm

oh god, you sick fuckers :D

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Laramore Black from Joplin, Missouri is reading Mario Kart 8 November 12, 2011 - 5:36pm

I didn't order my strippers sick...

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Typewriter Demigod from London is reading "White Noise" by DeLilo, "Moby-Dick" by Hermann Mellivile and "Uylsses" by Joyce November 12, 2011 - 5:47pm

trololol to you, too. I kissed a girl today. :P it was awesome. Also; chemistry. Also, TF2

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Laramore Black from Joplin, Missouri is reading Mario Kart 8 November 12, 2011 - 6:00pm

I like'd the way you play the Valve games. Did you get butterflies? I heard kisses can do that to people. 

Also, wouldn't it be terrifying if Caterpillars could crawl into your lungs, cocoon up, and then hatch with wings flappin' about in your insides?

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Typewriter Demigod from London is reading "White Noise" by DeLilo, "Moby-Dick" by Hermann Mellivile and "Uylsses" by Joyce November 12, 2011 - 6:13pm

Well...no. The girl was...different. Not a gf, not a lover. Just...an acceleratred friendship. Valve is the shit. No lie, it's awesome :D You know, there's a Viking torture method, called Eagle Wings, where they make two vertical incisions in the back, and pull the lungs through the incisions, so it looks like you're a beautiful angel, with ten pints of blood pouring out your back.

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. November 13, 2011 - 5:56am

A stripper kissed me once. I didn't pay an effing dollar for a kiss...god! I don't need strippers or kisses anymore though...I have Skyrim.

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Typewriter Demigod from London is reading "White Noise" by DeLilo, "Moby-Dick" by Hermann Mellivile and "Uylsses" by Joyce November 13, 2011 - 6:18am

oooh skyrim :D

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. November 13, 2011 - 6:44am

I'm going to save up and spend all my money on the first Elder Scroll games for computer. I don't want to know how much they cost. I still have to buy morrowind and oblivion though. I'm glad I'm over world of warcraft and I'm sure I'd never play dungeons and dragons so maybe playing Skyrim 13 hours a day won't be too detrimental to my health.

Jaz started a Secret Santa thread over at the Cult. I didn't know they did that. We should start one here. Or maybe not because I can't afford two secret santa packages.

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Typewriter Demigod from London is reading "White Noise" by DeLilo, "Moby-Dick" by Hermann Mellivile and "Uylsses" by Joyce November 13, 2011 - 10:33am

It'd be fun ^^ I have enough money to get something nice for one person...

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. November 13, 2011 - 11:24am

Never mind that idea, they excluded me. It was partly my fault but it was worth it. The people at the Cult act like high school girls for some reason. They get into cliques and get on their high horse or something. Alright thats all I'm going to say about them.

I can't afford to buy people gifts, I spent it all on the classes on here. Worth it.

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. November 13, 2011 - 11:24am

Never mind that idea, they excluded me. It was partly my fault but it was worth it. The people at the Cult act like high school girls for some reason. They get into cliques and get on their high horse or something. Alright thats all I'm going to say about them.

I can't afford to buy people gifts, I spent it all on the classes on here. Worth it.

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Laramore Black from Joplin, Missouri is reading Mario Kart 8 November 13, 2011 - 3:02pm

The cult is usually where I go to pick up high school girls actually... 

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Typewriter Demigod from London is reading "White Noise" by DeLilo, "Moby-Dick" by Hermann Mellivile and "Uylsses" by Joyce November 13, 2011 - 3:04pm

@Kitts lovely. Don't you dare try and pull anything on me, I've got Mace and a taser, and failing that, 5,000 miles of sea between us. :P

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Laramore Black from Joplin, Missouri is reading Mario Kart 8 November 13, 2011 - 3:15pm

And a large chunk of land, that would be a lot of effort. I actually have never made a highschool girl joke in the presence of one, how awkward. 

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Laramore Black from Joplin, Missouri is reading Mario Kart 8 November 13, 2011 - 3:35pm

Wait a minute...

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Typewriter Demigod from London is reading "White Noise" by DeLilo, "Moby-Dick" by Hermann Mellivile and "Uylsses" by Joyce November 13, 2011 - 3:37pm

What? I'm a boy, yes, that's right, I was wondering how long it'd take you.

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Laramore Black from Joplin, Missouri is reading Mario Kart 8 November 13, 2011 - 3:48pm

Trolololol.

Oh well, I already bought the roofies and plane ticket!

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enough from Indiana is reading Warmed and Bound November 13, 2011 - 7:07pm

I really wish there was a button to click on to go to the newest post in each thread, instead of having to go to last page and scroll all the way down. I know I am being lazy, but this really would make things easier.

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Nick Wilczynski from Greensboro, NC is reading A Dance with Dragons by George R.R. Martin November 13, 2011 - 7:26pm

I also pine for access for the specific pages from outside of the thread, so that I could go to the last page without getting into the thread.

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enough from Indiana is reading Warmed and Bound November 13, 2011 - 9:14pm

^Yes This!

I just want to be able to read the new post. Go straight to them without having to scroll through everything. I wont lie, I hate this. You should be able to click on the new post outside of the thread and go straight there. Is this possible? Do we need to speak with Kirk? Who can solve this issue? Someone guide me in the right direction.

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aliensoul77 from a cold distant star is reading the writing on the wall. November 13, 2011 - 9:36pm

you can, just click the red link of however many new it says there are.

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enough from Indiana is reading Warmed and Bound November 13, 2011 - 10:06pm

@alien

Uh no that is not it. I have tried that to many times, infact just did it again now and it does not work.

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Renfield from Hell is reading 20th Century Ghosts November 13, 2011 - 11:06pm

It does work. Click the red (1 new) and it will jump to the the new posts. Does exactly what it says on the tin.

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Nick Wilczynski from Greensboro, NC is reading A Dance with Dragons by George R.R. Martin November 13, 2011 - 11:13pm

That shit is blowing my mind right now, but its working fine for me.