@Renfield, you sir, are fucking hilarious. have one internet!
American horror story is an acquired taste. Its a ryan murphy show so its going to be inconsistent.
Wh...aaaat? I do NOT understand
I think I spend way too much time on these new message boards and not enough time on my writing.
I guess if I had to have sex with one of those sewer pits, I guess it would be Sammi "Sweet heart." Yeah these message boards are jeopardizing my writing schedual as well.
I had my first smoke today with the only girl in the world I'd dream of kissing. It was nice.
Lips that touch tobacco shall never touch mine. I'd sooner lick the rim of a Port Authority Bus Terminal toilet.
That is not necessarily true but doesn't it sound dramatic? Maybe I can sell it to the anti-smoking campaign. I'll be anybody's whore for a sale.
You guys should check out Solarcide and see my story this week. While were on the topic of whoring.
She's pretty, she likes metal, and...she's so awesome.
I used to smoke when I was a kid. Then I quit and I realize how AWFUL the shit smells. I get upset just thinking I used to smell like that. I also, 7 years after I quit, still get a tightness in my chest at times and long for a filter between my lips and the pull of smoke into my lungs. And you exhale all your stress with the smoke.
So...you're saying I shouldn't get addicted? Yeah, I know.I have better substances to get addicted to.
So, how's everyone's COD-day? You know, the once a year worldwide celebration when CoD comes out? Yeah, mine was OK.
I just god Battle Royale. It is the most disturbing book I've ever read :curls into a ball and shudders:
Life is cheap, spend it fast.
Camel Menthols. Full Flavor.
Used to smoke straight Camel Filters, but I quit smoking for a year or so and when I came back to it the filters were too much.
Quitters never win.
I haven't read Battle Royal but I am reading 120 Days of Sodom and it's the most disturbing book I've read. Worse than AmPsycho.
Hey...no fair giving away the end of my novel....
Oooh 120 days...I heard about the film. It's about Nazis who kidnap kids and make them do abominations to each other? Awesome ^^
@Renfield, what comic is that from, I WANT IT!
I can't let this thread die! It...it just can't. I don't want it to die. So: you guys, what do you think of a situation where you have to kill someone you;ve known for years, and 40 of everyone else you've known for years, or otherwise you dying, probably at their hands? What would YOU do?
Sweet comic, today is actually my 32nd day since I quit smoking.
Feels odd to say, 'cause I used to smoke 2-3 packs a day.
I'm a quitter.
cool cool. the comic#s from buttersafe. :P
Also; I've met a beautiful, hilarious, slightly crazy and wonderful girl. her name is sarah, aka devilchild (the kids at her school think she worships satan)
I just spend my money on strippers and betting on horses. I don't have time for a social life.
In Mexico sometimes the stippers and horse come together.
Gives new meaning to riding a horse.
I'd hate to see what "reverse cowgirl" looks like in that situation.
oh god, you sick fuckers :D
I didn't order my strippers sick...
trololol to you, too. I kissed a girl today. :P it was awesome. Also; chemistry. Also, TF2
I like'd the way you play the Valve games. Did you get butterflies? I heard kisses can do that to people.
Also, wouldn't it be terrifying if Caterpillars could crawl into your lungs, cocoon up, and then hatch with wings flappin' about in your insides?
Well...no. The girl was...different. Not a gf, not a lover. Just...an acceleratred friendship. Valve is the shit. No lie, it's awesome :D You know, there's a Viking torture method, called Eagle Wings, where they make two vertical incisions in the back, and pull the lungs through the incisions, so it looks like you're a beautiful angel, with ten pints of blood pouring out your back.
A stripper kissed me once. I didn't pay an effing dollar for a kiss...god! I don't need strippers or kisses anymore though...I have Skyrim.
oooh skyrim :D
I'm going to save up and spend all my money on the first Elder Scroll games for computer. I don't want to know how much they cost. I still have to buy morrowind and oblivion though. I'm glad I'm over world of warcraft and I'm sure I'd never play dungeons and dragons so maybe playing Skyrim 13 hours a day won't be too detrimental to my health.
Jaz started a Secret Santa thread over at the Cult. I didn't know they did that. We should start one here. Or maybe not because I can't afford two secret santa packages.
It'd be fun ^^ I have enough money to get something nice for one person...
Never mind that idea, they excluded me. It was partly my fault but it was worth it. The people at the Cult act like high school girls for some reason. They get into cliques and get on their high horse or something. Alright thats all I'm going to say about them.
I can't afford to buy people gifts, I spent it all on the classes on here. Worth it.
The cult is usually where I go to pick up high school girls actually...
@Kitts lovely. Don't you dare try and pull anything on me, I've got Mace and a taser, and failing that, 5,000 miles of sea between us. :P
And a large chunk of land, that would be a lot of effort. I actually have never made a highschool girl joke in the presence of one, how awkward.
Wait a minute...
What? I'm a boy, yes, that's right, I was wondering how long it'd take you.
Oh well, I already bought the roofies and plane ticket!
I really wish there was a button to click on to go to the newest post in each thread, instead of having to go to last page and scroll all the way down. I know I am being lazy, but this really would make things easier.
I also pine for access for the specific pages from outside of the thread, so that I could go to the last page without getting into the thread.
I just want to be able to read the new post. Go straight to them without having to scroll through everything. I wont lie, I hate this. You should be able to click on the new post outside of the thread and go straight there. Is this possible? Do we need to speak with Kirk? Who can solve this issue? Someone guide me in the right direction.
you can, just click the red link of however many new it says there are.
Uh no that is not it. I have tried that to many times, infact just did it again now and it does not work.
It does work. Click the red (1 new) and it will jump to the the new posts. Does exactly what it says on the tin.
That shit is blowing my mind right now, but its working fine for me.