Profunda Saint-...
from Calgary, AB is reading Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy SeriesFebruary 27, 2012 - 4:31pm
It is legit. Plus I have the current (or possibly last months) Bizarre magazine, it's pretty much all messed up Japanese subculture in there this issue, but there's a few pages of photos of hot school girls vacuum packed in giant ziploc bags. Plus some pretty messed up sex museums with life size hydraulic powered mannequin dioramas. Some weird shit there.
aliensoul77
from a cold distant star is reading the writing on the wall.February 27, 2012 - 4:43pm
There is a sex doll called the milk maiden that lactates for you.
Profunda Saint-...
from Calgary, AB is reading Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy SeriesFebruary 27, 2012 - 7:23pm
is it inflatable or RealDoll style?
Um... not that I'm REALLY interested or anything...
Jose F. Diaz
from Boston is reading Wolf Hall by Hilary MantelFebruary 27, 2012 - 8:29pm
walks away....
Dave
from a city near you is reading constantlyFebruary 27, 2012 - 8:38pm
Meat Seeker knows what a Real Doll is, that's awesome.
aliensoul77
from a cold distant star is reading the writing on the wall.February 27, 2012 - 9:12pm
I believe it is real.
Dwayne
from Cincinnati, Ohio (suburbs) is reading books that rotate to often to keep this updatedFebruary 27, 2012 - 9:23pm
Come on guys, if you are going to do the whole sex talk thing shock me. Everytime something like this comes up on here it is just so boring!
Jose F. Diaz
from Boston is reading Wolf Hall by Hilary MantelFebruary 27, 2012 - 10:01pm
Ever rape a pregnant electric eel. It's a .....wait for it......shockingly good time.
man, that was horrible.
Flaminia Ferina
from Umbria is reading stuffFebruary 28, 2012 - 3:46am
Is it Pandaporn here? I'm looking for Pandaporn
avery of the dead
from Kentucky is reading Cipher SistersFebruary 28, 2012 - 5:59am
Right. I have nothing to add to any of that - so I'll tell you about me.
I got a car last night. It was a blood bath, but I finally walked away with a car I don't like! Hooray!!!!!!! Now I hve to name it. Oh, and the salesman showed me the secret drawer to stash my wedding ring in when I got out drinking. I thought that was pretty classy of him.
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Utah
from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtryFebruary 28, 2012 - 6:16am
Nice.
Matt Attack
from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William FaulknerFebruary 28, 2012 - 6:17am
That's the classiest thing I've heard all day
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Utah
from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtryFebruary 28, 2012 - 6:20am
It's early yet. That asian guy at your job might just choose this morning to tell you that he enjoys being a sub in a man-man relationship. That would be classy. You might just start building your tiger-cage today!
Matt Attack
from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William FaulknerFebruary 28, 2012 - 6:21am
I took off, I plan on doing some fishing then finishing Aliens and Panda's submissions...then finish revising my own....then dinner with friend.
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Utah
from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtryFebruary 28, 2012 - 6:24am
Then building the tiger cage.
Matt Attack
from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William FaulknerFebruary 28, 2012 - 6:25am
Yeah, then, hahaha. Well I am off like a prom dress, I'll catch ya later.
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Utah
from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtryFebruary 28, 2012 - 6:28am
Enjoy lying on the floor.
Typewriter Demigod
from London is reading "White Noise" by DeLilo, "Moby-Dick" by Hermann Mellivile and "Uylsses" by JoyceFebruary 28, 2012 - 12:18pm
This changes topics fast. U know, like a few million of the japanese workforce is robotic.
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Utah
from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtryFebruary 28, 2012 - 2:43pm
My six year old tends to have good taste in music. She's a big heavy metal fan. She sings Slipknot songs for Rockband. Thinks the sun rises and sets for Five Finger Death Punch. Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Joan Jett. I couldn't be prouder.
But she unequivocally despises Tom Waits. My life is filled with bitter disappointment.
avery of the dead
from Kentucky is reading Cipher SistersFebruary 28, 2012 - 2:45pm
Utah - she will appreciate Waits as she gets old - around age 13 or so.
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Utah
from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtryFebruary 28, 2012 - 3:24pm
I take consolation in the fact she likes Mark Lanegan. I'll bet she'd be down with some Johnny Cash, as well.
Jose F. Diaz
from Boston is reading Wolf Hall by Hilary MantelFebruary 28, 2012 - 6:11pm
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February 28, 2012 - 6:40pm
Profunda Saint-...
from Calgary, AB is reading Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy SeriesFebruary 28, 2012 - 10:05pm
@Utah, my girl is almost 4, her favourite band is the Dead Boys, but she also digs the Ramones, Velvet Underground, Toy Dolls, Josie and the Pussycats, New York Dolls, and the Spongebob Squarepants sound track. Plus anything they play on Monster High. Lucky for me, she likes most Tom Waits. I think she's a little scared of his Cookie Monster voice on occasion though...
Anyway, I think I got pretty lucky, she plays drums better than me and has a hell of a set of lungs on her. I think I'm in trouble in about 10 years though.
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Utah
from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtryFebruary 29, 2012 - 8:05am
<--- Is so glad to shrug off the encumbrances of traditional femininity. I feel so free!
avery of the dead
from Kentucky is reading Cipher SistersFebruary 29, 2012 - 8:07am
LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Utah
from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtryFebruary 29, 2012 - 8:13am
Don't you just think it gets so old trying to always be what they expect you to be? And you know who I mean.
Well I say they don't own this strong, vibrant female! This strong, vibrant female makes her own decisions.
Hear me roar, motherfuckers.
Matt Attack
from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William FaulknerFebruary 29, 2012 - 8:14am
Hwat sir
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Utah
from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtryFebruary 29, 2012 - 8:15am
don't call me sir just because I have an uber-masculine avatar.
avery of the dead
from Kentucky is reading Cipher SistersFebruary 29, 2012 - 8:16am
I am such a tattle tell.
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Utah
from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtryFebruary 29, 2012 - 8:17am
@Avery: What do you mean?
Matt Attack
from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William FaulknerFebruary 29, 2012 - 8:17am
Hahaha, from now on, when I think of you, I'll think of this. You should just change your name to Olga.
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Utah
from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtryFebruary 29, 2012 - 8:19am
Olga's pretty hot. I wouldn't mind getting my meaty lesbian hands on her.
Matt Attack
from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William FaulknerFebruary 29, 2012 - 8:21am
HAHAHA, I don't think I could ever go out with a girl named Olga, I don't care how hot she is. I even debated taking out that Romanian Ingrid....
avery of the dead
from Kentucky is reading Cipher SistersFebruary 29, 2012 - 9:38am
My husband can't find the title to his car. He thinks he put it in the cupboard where our glasses and mugs are kept.
This is why I drink.
Profunda Saint-...
from Calgary, AB is reading Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy SeriesFebruary 29, 2012 - 9:45am
You drink to get all the glasses out of the cupboard so you can find your important filing?
That makes sense ;)
avery of the dead
from Kentucky is reading Cipher SistersFebruary 29, 2012 - 11:38am
Okay, so for what it's worth, I dug through the posts and couldn't come up with any references for my conclusion so I'll chock it up to intoxication.
But if it helps, the whole time I was thinking "no...no thats not a lesbian...something is going on here..."
And I didn't know Phil was British.
avery of the dead
from Kentucky is reading Cipher SistersFebruary 29, 2012 - 11:49am
Jacks - I <3 U
But I fairly warned you I would have to tell that. It was too funny. One day, I'd like you to write a book about all your notions about us.
Dwayne
from Cincinnati, Ohio (suburbs) is reading books that rotate to often to keep this updatedFebruary 29, 2012 - 12:55pm
Is there a New York Times Worst Seller list? "Despite being well written and heavily marketed no one cared about the Notions About Other Litreactor Posters Volume 3"
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February 29, 2012 - 12:55pm
It would be littered with sexual innuendo and specific 5 star rating system.
avery of the dead
from Kentucky is reading Cipher SistersFebruary 29, 2012 - 1:17pm
I think people would care. I mean, I'd care, and isn't that really what counts?
Dwayne
from Cincinnati, Ohio (suburbs) is reading books that rotate to often to keep this updatedFebruary 29, 2012 - 6:18pm
Only if you buy books by the gross, then maybe.
Jose F. Diaz
from Boston is reading Wolf Hall by Hilary MantelFebruary 29, 2012 - 6:21pm
Nick Wilczynski
from Greensboro, NC is reading A Dance with Dragons by George R.R. MartinMarch 1, 2012 - 1:16am
Salient points, but I prefer for my mermaid wedding dresses to stick to the hints under.
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The Battle for the Last Post just became Terminator. Skynet is here. It wants to sell you a wedding dress.
aliensoul77
from a cold distant star is reading the writing on the wall.March 1, 2012 - 4:00am
where is the link? I want a wedding dress!
Profunda Saint-...
from Calgary, AB is reading Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy SeriesMarch 1, 2012 - 9:52am
I feel like you would look very classy and alluring in a mermaid gown, Alien.
Nick Wilczynski
from Greensboro, NC is reading A Dance with Dragons by George R.R. MartinMarch 1, 2012 - 2:01pm
Man, I really want my 1k post, but I can't find anywhere more productive than this to post it.
So, there, done, whatever.
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Well, at least I can beat Utah at this battle. :p
Typewriter Demigod
from London is reading "White Noise" by DeLilo, "Moby-Dick" by Hermann Mellivile and "Uylsses" by JoyceMarch 1, 2012 - 2:01pm
this discussion is now officialy stupid.
Jose F. Diaz
from Boston is reading Wolf Hall by Hilary MantelMarch 1, 2012 - 2:05pm
It is legit. Plus I have the current (or possibly last months) Bizarre magazine, it's pretty much all messed up Japanese subculture in there this issue, but there's a few pages of photos of hot school girls vacuum packed in giant ziploc bags. Plus some pretty messed up sex museums with life size hydraulic powered mannequin dioramas. Some weird shit there.
There is a sex doll called the milk maiden that lactates for you.
is it inflatable or RealDoll style?
Um... not that I'm REALLY interested or anything...
walks away....
Meat Seeker knows what a Real Doll is, that's awesome.
I believe it is real.
Come on guys, if you are going to do the whole sex talk thing shock me. Everytime something like this comes up on here it is just so boring!
Ever rape a pregnant electric eel. It's a .....wait for it......shockingly good time.
man, that was horrible.
Is it Pandaporn here? I'm looking for Pandaporn
Right. I have nothing to add to any of that - so I'll tell you about me.
I got a car last night. It was a blood bath, but I finally walked away with a car I don't like! Hooray!!!!!!! Now I hve to name it. Oh, and the salesman showed me the secret drawer to stash my wedding ring in when I got out drinking. I thought that was pretty classy of him.
Nice.
That's the classiest thing I've heard all day
It's early yet. That asian guy at your job might just choose this morning to tell you that he enjoys being a sub in a man-man relationship. That would be classy. You might just start building your tiger-cage today!
I took off, I plan on doing some fishing then finishing Aliens and Panda's submissions...then finish revising my own....then dinner with friend.
Then building the tiger cage.
Yeah, then, hahaha. Well I am off like a prom dress, I'll catch ya later.
Enjoy lying on the floor.
This changes topics fast. U know, like a few million of the japanese workforce is robotic.
My six year old tends to have good taste in music. She's a big heavy metal fan. She sings Slipknot songs for Rockband. Thinks the sun rises and sets for Five Finger Death Punch. Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Joan Jett. I couldn't be prouder.
But she unequivocally despises Tom Waits. My life is filled with bitter disappointment.
Utah - she will appreciate Waits as she gets old - around age 13 or so.
I take consolation in the fact she likes Mark Lanegan. I'll bet she'd be down with some Johnny Cash, as well.
@Utah, my girl is almost 4, her favourite band is the Dead Boys, but she also digs the Ramones, Velvet Underground, Toy Dolls, Josie and the Pussycats, New York Dolls, and the Spongebob Squarepants sound track. Plus anything they play on Monster High. Lucky for me, she likes most Tom Waits. I think she's a little scared of his Cookie Monster voice on occasion though...
Anyway, I think I got pretty lucky, she plays drums better than me and has a hell of a set of lungs on her. I think I'm in trouble in about 10 years though.
<--- Is so glad to shrug off the encumbrances of traditional femininity. I feel so free!
LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Don't you just think it gets so old trying to always be what they expect you to be? And you know who I mean.
Well I say they don't own this strong, vibrant female! This strong, vibrant female makes her own decisions.
Hear me roar, motherfuckers.
Hwat sir
don't call me sir just because I have an uber-masculine avatar.
I am such a tattle tell.
@Avery: What do you mean?
Hahaha, from now on, when I think of you, I'll think of this. You should just change your name to Olga.
Olga's pretty hot. I wouldn't mind getting my meaty lesbian hands on her.
HAHAHA, I don't think I could ever go out with a girl named Olga, I don't care how hot she is. I even debated taking out that Romanian Ingrid....
My husband can't find the title to his car. He thinks he put it in the cupboard where our glasses and mugs are kept.
This is why I drink.
You drink to get all the glasses out of the cupboard so you can find your important filing?
That makes sense ;)
Where was this video when I needed it before??
Avery, don't you know tattletales are bad haha.
Okay, so for what it's worth, I dug through the posts and couldn't come up with any references for my conclusion so I'll chock it up to intoxication.
But if it helps, the whole time I was thinking "no...no thats not a lesbian...something is going on here..."
And I didn't know Phil was British.
Jacks - I <3 U
But I fairly warned you I would have to tell that. It was too funny. One day, I'd like you to write a book about all your notions about us.
Is there a New York Times Worst Seller list? "Despite being well written and heavily marketed no one cared about the Notions About Other Litreactor Posters Volume 3"
It would be littered with sexual innuendo and specific 5 star rating system.
I think people would care. I mean, I'd care, and isn't that really what counts?
Only if you buy books by the gross, then maybe.
Salient points, but I prefer for my mermaid wedding dresses to stick to the hints under.
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The Battle for the Last Post just became Terminator. Skynet is here. It wants to sell you a wedding dress.
where is the link? I want a wedding dress!
I feel like you would look very classy and alluring in a mermaid gown, Alien.
Man, I really want my 1k post, but I can't find anywhere more productive than this to post it.
So, there, done, whatever.
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Well, at least I can beat Utah at this battle. :p
this discussion is now officialy stupid.
Now you say. Now it's stupid. Interesting.