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Boone Spaulding from Coldwater, Michigan, U.S.A. is reading Solarcide Presents: Nova Parade February 26, 2012 - 3:34pm

Oh-oh! Afghan Wigs - college rock. How are Twilight Singers?

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Jose F. Diaz from Boston is reading Wolf Hall by Hilary Mantel February 26, 2012 - 3:44pm

Fucking Phenomenal!

you should check them out.

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Boone Spaulding from Coldwater, Michigan, U.S.A. is reading Solarcide Presents: Nova Parade February 26, 2012 - 3:49pm

I like ^

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Jose F. Diaz from Boston is reading Wolf Hall by Hilary Mantel February 26, 2012 - 3:55pm

It's mellow, but soooo good.

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner February 26, 2012 - 4:04pm

@Joe apparently the Marines weren't in the European theater according to Dad, so I am changing that good sir. Good call on the story. 

@Boone, I think every writer should have a mug shot photo. I would really like to see Jessica's, you're totally right about it.  hahaha

If you two like that band you should check out "This Will Destroy You" they're a prog band that I like to write to, no words, all crescendo. It's so easy to lose yourself in it. 

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aliensoul77 from a cold distant star is reading the writing on the wall. February 26, 2012 - 4:42pm

I'll post a real face pic, I guess. Although I think my face is entirely too wholesome as well.  Maybe I should be sucking a lollipop in it to signify my oral fixation.

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner February 26, 2012 - 5:08pm

Ha! It is a little wholesome. I just feel like pinching your cheeks and shaking the shit out of you like a British nanny. LOL

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Jose F. Diaz from Boston is reading Wolf Hall by Hilary Mantel February 26, 2012 - 5:48pm

Matt, he is correct we were in the Pacific. 

The music is pretty damn good. Nice call.

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters February 26, 2012 - 5:59pm

"@averydoll: your turn! Grainy mugshot profile pic. Get creative. Get scary. Impress us.
Your current photo is belieingly wholesome. You need to represent...."

I had a black and white one for awhile, but changed it.  This one just looks so much like me.  Also, I already impress you guys.
 

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aliensoul77 from a cold distant star is reading the writing on the wall. February 26, 2012 - 6:01pm

They want you to wear black lipstick and eyeshadow and look goth.

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters February 26, 2012 - 6:05pm

Oh God. 

 

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Jose F. Diaz from Boston is reading Wolf Hall by Hilary Mantel February 26, 2012 - 6:06pm

I changed mine because everyone else was.

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Utah from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtry February 26, 2012 - 6:06pm

You should.  Everybody else is.

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aliensoul77 from a cold distant star is reading the writing on the wall. February 26, 2012 - 6:06pm

Go for that Casey Anthony look like the chick from your story.  That "I just pretend my daughter got kidnapped even though my boyfriend really killed her" look.

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters February 26, 2012 - 6:10pm

Gah!  I hate changed pictures!  It makes me confused.  You guys remember my goth picture, right?

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Utah from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtry February 26, 2012 - 6:11pm

Good picture.  You looked like you were trying out to be a Calvin Klein 90s era model.

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters February 26, 2012 - 6:12pm

Yep - that's the one. 

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner February 26, 2012 - 6:13pm

@Joe- I like

@Alien, I laughed my ass off when I read that! Well done sir. 

@Utah I think yours has got a whole, "yeah, I'm drinking on the job, what of it?" feel, I like it

@Averydoll, CHANGE THE DAMN PIC! 

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Utah from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtry February 26, 2012 - 6:14pm

Ha!  My wedding day.  The lady with the beard there is my wife.

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters February 26, 2012 - 6:14pm

I don't easily succumb to peer pressure.  Also, I think that is Utah's wedding.  Or someone's

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner February 26, 2012 - 6:15pm

The lady with the beard there is my wife."

 

Classy lassy sir. LOL

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner February 26, 2012 - 6:15pm

@Averydoll, I really didn't think you were this afraid of change....I suppose it makes sense though...

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters February 26, 2012 - 6:16pm

Matt - that was totally lame.

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner February 26, 2012 - 6:19pm

Can't blame a brotha for tryin~ lol, it was either that or I said, "All the cool kids are doing it, don't you want to be cool?"

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Utah from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtry February 26, 2012 - 6:19pm

Well?  Don't you?

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters February 26, 2012 - 6:19pm

Now you're all just sort of hipsters.  I'm the only cool kid left.

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner February 26, 2012 - 6:25pm

Now you're all just sort of hipsters"

 

TAKE IT BACK! lol

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner February 26, 2012 - 6:23pm

I had a hipster roommate for nearly a year, it was awful. Arcade Fire, spam, PBR and bad poetry everywhere. 

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters February 26, 2012 - 6:27pm

<------------- trying out to be a Calvin Klein 90s era model. 

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Jose F. Diaz from Boston is reading Wolf Hall by Hilary Mantel February 26, 2012 - 6:29pm

^ succeeded.

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner February 26, 2012 - 6:30pm

HOLY CRAP THAT IS EPIC!! It's got heroin filled East-side apartment written all over it. I really feel like you're going to have an opinion on  Andy Warhol now!  You literally just made my night. 

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters February 26, 2012 - 6:33pm

It's funnier regular sized, because I'm sort of making a face.  A friend took it after INSULTING my clothes. 

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner February 26, 2012 - 6:35pm

It does have a sort of "what the fuck are you looking at" vibe to it. 

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters February 26, 2012 - 6:46pm

On Facebook, I feel guilty if I don't have my kid in my profile picture.  It's nice to be alone here...

 

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aliensoul77 from a cold distant star is reading the writing on the wall. February 26, 2012 - 7:09pm

I'm going for that closet homosexual look, what do you think?

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Dwayne from Cincinnati, Ohio (suburbs) is reading books that rotate to often to keep this updated February 26, 2012 - 7:28pm

For the most part no I don't want to be the cool kid. I've made friends with a few of them, and as group they seem like nice people but I prey for them because they seem like they are the most miserable folks on earth.

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Nick Wilczynski from Greensboro, NC is reading A Dance with Dragons by George R.R. Martin February 26, 2012 - 7:44pm

Warhol sucks, Pollock rules.

(Sorry, I don't have anything like an interesting profile pic story)

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Boone Spaulding from Coldwater, Michigan, U.S.A. is reading Solarcide Presents: Nova Parade February 26, 2012 - 8:06pm

@everybody: there was nothing wrong with any of your profile pics, but I LIKE CHANGE-ups.

@alien: you look more dangerous for your subversive normality

@averydoll: you too look dangerous - I'm impressed and a little intimidated

@utah: you look like Mad Men of the 21st century

Bravo all!

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner February 27, 2012 - 5:15am

@Nick, oh, you mean you don't like an abstract palette made in the form of soap cans?

@Alien, spot on

@Boone, praise from Caesar. 

@Dwayne, this is true

@Averydoll, some people do take the whole picture of their kid thing too far but you shouldn't feel guilty. I'd say any Mom who makes dinosaur sandwiches is A-ok. 

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aliensoul77 from a cold distant star is reading the writing on the wall. February 27, 2012 - 2:42am

Nick looked adorable in his younger pics on facebook, you look like a young Stalin or something.

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner February 27, 2012 - 9:28am

Dasvidaniya comrade.

 

 

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Jose F. Diaz from Boston is reading Wolf Hall by Hilary Mantel February 27, 2012 - 9:03am

Someone say scorched Earth?

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner February 27, 2012 - 9:06am

It's what the Russians always do. 

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Jose F. Diaz from Boston is reading Wolf Hall by Hilary Mantel February 27, 2012 - 9:06am

Yeah, when they are losing.

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner February 27, 2012 - 9:07am

Well, it's a Sun Tzu strategy. It's a tactical retreat that destroys your enemy. Kind of brilliant. 

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Jose F. Diaz from Boston is reading Wolf Hall by Hilary Mantel February 27, 2012 - 9:10am

At the time before air support it worked quite well. When we had lines of division. Now the world is a free open place where nothing is too far. The stategy was to extend the enemies supply lines to the point where they couldn't keep up. Now that doesn't matter. Scorched Earth is a tactic that is outdated in the modern world.

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Nick Wilczynski from Greensboro, NC is reading A Dance with Dragons by George R.R. Martin February 27, 2012 - 9:33am

Nick looked adorable in his younger pics on facebook, you look like a young Stalin or something.

Funny story, Stalin started out as a novelist.

are you talking about this one?

Scorched Earth works great in Russia, I mean, you burn the farms and good luck foraging in Russia through the Winter, force the enemy to build proper supply lines, except now they are pretty much in Asia, and worse, north Asia, so they have all this ground to cover and it's cold and inhospitable as hell.

I promise not to send any of you to the Gulag.

I let a lot of things slide, I try to be chill, I used to have a background on my cellphone and all it said was "Keep your cool," and it was actually REALLY effective because I'd just look at it and think, "keep your cool." But I don't have it now, my new phone won't let me just "type a background" so I don't have that reminder anymore.

In any event, when I do lose my cool, when I finally get pushed over that edge, I tend to go all scorched earth and I want to let you know that it isn't a very good policy in interpersonal relations.

Makes me think of Dave Mustaine, because of this time he told me, "If you took your own direction, if only you practiced what you preach, if you took your own advice, you wouldn't be burning bridges all the time."

@Nick, oh, you mean you don't like an abstract palette made in the form of soap cans?

I think that Andy Warhol is the "Wierd Al Yankovich" of art. The Soup Cans suck, don't get me wrong, but the "faces in different colors" is the one that really makes me roll my eyes.

I mean, it's all this kitchy "faux-realism" BS that always makes me think "Is he just making fun of Rockwell?", at least Pollock actually made pictures with unique visual appeal. At least he wasn't afraid to embrace the abstract.

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner February 27, 2012 - 9:34am

I thought he was a poet....and I think his mother wanted him to be a priest.

I think Warhols problem was he did too much acid

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Utah from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtry February 27, 2012 - 9:32am

Dave Mustaine would have made an awesome priest.