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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner February 20, 2012 - 4:04pm

Hahaha, bravo. 

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Dwayne from Cincinnati, Ohio (suburbs) is reading books that rotate to often to keep this updated February 20, 2012 - 4:46pm

That is why I'm pro dueling.

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Dave from a city near you is reading constantly February 21, 2012 - 2:53am

Speaking of last posts, I wonder if I can have the last post of each thread on the first page ALL AT ONCE! But with a relevant post, not just some crap like this.  Let's find out!

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Dwayne from Cincinnati, Ohio (suburbs) is reading books that rotate to often to keep this updated February 21, 2012 - 3:01am

I'm serious about the pro-dueling. I think it would make for a much nicer day to day life.

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Dave from a city near you is reading constantly February 21, 2012 - 3:08am

You mean like a "20 paces turn and fire" duel?

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Dwayne from Cincinnati, Ohio (suburbs) is reading books that rotate to often to keep this updated February 21, 2012 - 3:12am

Yeah, old school pistols at dawn. Although swords would be better for the passers by.

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Dave from a city near you is reading constantly February 21, 2012 - 3:15am

Grasp yonder rapier, traveller! 

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Dwayne from Cincinnati, Ohio (suburbs) is reading books that rotate to often to keep this updated February 21, 2012 - 3:24am

Well the challenged should get to pick, but yeah.

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Dave from a city near you is reading constantly February 21, 2012 - 3:31am

I yield to your posting prowess!  There's smoke coming out of my phone, make it stop!

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Dwayne from Cincinnati, Ohio (suburbs) is reading books that rotate to often to keep this updated February 21, 2012 - 3:39am

Oh you flirt!

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Utah from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtry February 21, 2012 - 6:35am

I definitely agree we should allow formalized, consensual violence.  It would encourage people to really consider the things they say. 

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Jose F. Diaz from Boston is reading Wolf Hall by Hilary Mantel February 21, 2012 - 9:20am

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Typewriter Demigod from London is reading "White Noise" by DeLilo, "Moby-Dick" by Hermann Mellivile and "Uylsses" by Joyce February 21, 2012 - 9:26am

^^ too true.

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Nick Wilczynski from Greensboro, NC is reading A Dance with Dragons by George R.R. Martin February 22, 2012 - 2:03pm

So, who the fuck is Paul McCartney?

"At the pinnacle of his career Sirpaul McCartney played with other guys, like Dave Grohl, from Foo Fighters, who had a song in 'Thor'. The crowd lost their shit. But it would have been better if Lil' B from The Pack did a song instead."

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Typewriter Demigod from London is reading "White Noise" by DeLilo, "Moby-Dick" by Hermann Mellivile and "Uylsses" by Joyce February 22, 2012 - 2:08pm

is confus

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters February 22, 2012 - 2:09pm

@nk - that was sad and amazing.

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Nick Wilczynski from Greensboro, NC is reading A Dance with Dragons by George R.R. Martin February 22, 2012 - 2:15pm

Well, I wasn't live tweeting the Grammies, so it took me a while to find out, but apparently all the teens and tweens who were live tweeting the Grammies had no idea who Paul McCartney is and they made their confusion public with the hashtag #whothefuckispaulmccartney. A backlash against this ignorance ensued.

Or, typewriter, do you not know who Paul McCartney is? Watch the video, they'll tell you. He's Jesse McCartney's dad.

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters February 22, 2012 - 2:18pm

I didn't even know he was on the Grammies.

I think I knew abuot that beach towel though.

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Utah from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtry February 22, 2012 - 2:36pm

At first I thought Nick's post was just some alternate reality he was experimenting with for a story.  I don't particularly care for the band Paul McCartney was in at the beginning of his career.  And this still makes me kinda sad.

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters February 22, 2012 - 2:37pm

I hate Wings.

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Typewriter Demigod from London is reading "White Noise" by DeLilo, "Moby-Dick" by Hermann Mellivile and "Uylsses" by Joyce February 22, 2012 - 3:01pm

im british and I dislike modern pop; of course i know who paul mccartney is

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Nick Wilczynski from Greensboro, NC is reading A Dance with Dragons by George R.R. Martin February 22, 2012 - 3:10pm

Yeah, I would have been disappointed if the british kid didn't know about mccartney but I was sad enough that americans didn't know. Its the fucking beatles, man.

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aliensoul77 from a cold distant star is reading the writing on the wall. February 22, 2012 - 5:47pm

Thats because tweens are stupid assholes who think Justin Bieber is talented and that the internet has been around since the late 1880's. Queen Elizabeth invented the tweet right before she sat on her twot.

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters February 22, 2012 - 6:12pm

"Queen Elizabeth invented the tweet right before she sat on her twot."

I believe the word you are looking for, is 'twat'.

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Nick Wilczynski from Greensboro, NC is reading A Dance with Dragons by George R.R. Martin February 22, 2012 - 6:13pm

I don't know if I blame it on age, watching the grammies? talking about shit they are watching on television on twitter? Lil' B from the Pack? There was something in the water. You know the Roman Empire fell apart for a lot of reasons, illegal immigration, religious fanaticism, a mindset of perpetual warfare that forced them into endless asymmetrical conflicts, and of course the fags and godless pagans who were running things with their "educated elite." But there was also a lot of lead in their water. I think that these children have been exposed to something at least as dangerous and tests should be run and a cure needs to be found.

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aliensoul77 from a cold distant star is reading the writing on the wall. February 22, 2012 - 9:15pm

Did you just say fags and godless pagans?  Seriously??  I hope you were being ironic.

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Nick Wilczynski from Greensboro, NC is reading A Dance with Dragons by George R.R. Martin February 22, 2012 - 9:21pm

Of course I was being Ironic. I was just trying to adapt fall of the roman empire stuff to modern right wing armageddon talk (and I couldn't help but laugh at the idea of an ancient era "gay agenda") (But, of course, the fall of the Roman Empire era was when they were coming up with the original draft of Christian Armageddon (not that it was a totally original idea, but that's just where they were when they were writing their version), so it's so easy that it's cheating).

I don't think that it's super-lead in the water either, really.

I thought people would ask about the immigration status of various German tribes instead, I thought that was the funny part.

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Chester Pane from Portland, Oregon is reading The Brief and Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao by Junot Diaz February 22, 2012 - 9:28pm

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Boone Spaulding from Coldwater, Michigan, U.S.A. is reading Solarcide Presents: Nova Parade February 22, 2012 - 9:35pm

^ Ha ha the two on the left: British. The one on the right: American.

"Go smoke a fag." Sounds like Brits gearing up for a hate crime...

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Nick Wilczynski from Greensboro, NC is reading A Dance with Dragons by George R.R. Martin February 22, 2012 - 10:14pm

I certainly did not intend any offense, as a godless pagan I apologize if my attempt at irony failed.

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aliensoul77 from a cold distant star is reading the writing on the wall. February 22, 2012 - 10:34pm

As a pagan, I forgive you.

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Profunda Saint-... from Calgary, AB is reading Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy Series February 22, 2012 - 10:36pm

As a ramen noodle, I'm still offended.

Oh wait, I'm getting my threads mixed up.

Did anyone see the Trashopolis episode about Ancient Rome? Their public toilet situation made me really uncomfortable.

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner February 23, 2012 - 3:25am

@Meat Seeker

You mean how the scuba dive down there? 

Also- as per your other thread.....yeah, KD Lang sucks. 

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Typewriter Demigod from London is reading "White Noise" by DeLilo, "Moby-Dick" by Hermann Mellivile and "Uylsses" by Joyce February 23, 2012 - 7:41am

naw, you don't say go smoke a fag. You say, "Go on, have a fag." The verb used is "have" when dealing with fags.

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aliensoul77 from a cold distant star is reading the writing on the wall. February 23, 2012 - 7:46am

Do people in the UK even use the word fag like that?

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner February 23, 2012 - 7:47am

fag"

 

Doesn't it mean cigarette?

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aliensoul77 from a cold distant star is reading the writing on the wall. February 23, 2012 - 7:48am

Yeah over there.

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Profunda Saint-... from Calgary, AB is reading Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy Series February 23, 2012 - 9:09am

@Matt: I mean the part where they had these big social public toilets, where it's basically a big bench with a bunch of holes in it, and everyone would chat and do their business. But the part that really freaked me out was since toilet paper was not invented yet, they had a small channel with running water going through it along the ground, and a bunch of sticks with sea sponges stuck on the end, and you would just leave it for the next person when you were done. Too much germ sharing for my liking.

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner February 23, 2012 - 9:14am

@Meatseeker! That's soooo werid the Romans had running water, and considered themselves above other peoples because they were cleaner.....I guess those sorts of places were for the Plebs or slaves. Very strange, I'll have to check it out. Seems somehow unRoman. 

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Profunda Saint-... from Calgary, AB is reading Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy Series February 23, 2012 - 9:20am

They totally thought because the water was running, that rinsing bum sponges made them cleaner than anyone else. Apparently everyone used those toilets. Nasty.

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner February 23, 2012 - 9:32am

It couldn't have been the elites, they paid for running wate. Had to have been slaves and even those shitty (no pun) toilet areas are better than what most others in the Roman world had. 

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters February 23, 2012 - 9:38am

"It couldn't have been the elites, they paid for running wate. "

She is saying they HAD running water.  The water ran. 

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner February 23, 2012 - 9:40am

"She is saying they HAD running water.  The water ran."

No I mean complete with pipes that delivered it to their home so they wouldn't have been forced to go in such places. Everyone had access to running water but the upper crust of Roman society had it in their homes. Everyone else had communal areas. 

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters February 23, 2012 - 9:44am

Here is the answer.

Thank you, About.com

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Utah from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtry February 23, 2012 - 9:44am

Sort of like the Japanese now, but grosser.

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters February 23, 2012 - 9:46am

I mean, they also had vomitoriums.  That was the Romans, right? 

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Utah from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtry February 23, 2012 - 9:47am

Yes.  I'm going to build one of those into my house.

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner February 23, 2012 - 9:48am

"Many Roman houses came to have flush toilets and indoor plumbing, and a complex sewer system, the Cloaca Maxima, was used to drain the local marshes and carry waste into the Tiber river."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ancient_Rome

Huh, cause that kind of sounds like what I just said? LOL

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aliensoul77 from a cold distant star is reading the writing on the wall. February 23, 2012 - 9:50am

Does anyone watch Portlandia?

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters February 23, 2012 - 9:50am

@Utah - I'll judge you publicly.  But privately I will be jealous.