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. October 27, 2011 - 6:57pm

Most dry masturbators were serial killers.

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Raelyn from California is reading The Liars' Club October 27, 2011 - 6:59pm

Sacramento is the serial killer capital of the world... 

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. October 27, 2011 - 7:11pm

Must be the dry, flat landscape. Phoenix has always been a hotbed for violent crimes. Something especially off about Sacramento though.

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Laramore Black from Joplin, Missouri is reading Mario Kart 8 October 27, 2011 - 7:11pm

The air is really dry there.

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Typewriter Demigod from London is reading "White Noise" by DeLilo, "Moby-Dick" by Hermann Mellivile and "Uylsses" by Joyce October 28, 2011 - 4:12am

the bleakness? the ignorance?

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Typewriter Demigod from London is reading "White Noise" by DeLilo, "Moby-Dick" by Hermann Mellivile and "Uylsses" by Joyce October 28, 2011 - 3:53pm

It;s like I have the magical ability to end threads....

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. October 28, 2011 - 3:55pm

I do that too sometimes. You just have to bump it in 3 days with something awesome.

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Typewriter Demigod from London is reading "White Noise" by DeLilo, "Moby-Dick" by Hermann Mellivile and "Uylsses" by Joyce October 28, 2011 - 4:10pm

ohh I see. So somewhere out of the blue comes HOLY SHIT IT'S BATMAN RIDING JESUS SMITING A LLAMA sort of awesome?

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Raelyn from California is reading The Liars' Club October 28, 2011 - 4:16pm

No.

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Typewriter Demigod from London is reading "White Noise" by DeLilo, "Moby-Dick" by Hermann Mellivile and "Uylsses" by Joyce October 28, 2011 - 4:22pm

Why not?

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Raelyn from California is reading The Liars' Club October 28, 2011 - 4:30pm

An awesome post would be one that elicits a response from multiple people and has the potential to start a lasting conversation. Random outbursts tend to have the opposite effect. 

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Typewriter Demigod from London is reading "White Noise" by DeLilo, "Moby-Dick" by Hermann Mellivile and "Uylsses" by Joyce October 28, 2011 - 4:35pm

Oh i see. Right. What do people think of Anonymous? imho, they are a righteous cause, but 4chan is a horrible, horrible place.

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. October 29, 2011 - 1:51pm

I see what you did there. Nice.

I support them, I wish I was skilled enough to be apart of it. It makes think of "Occupy The Internet." They badger companies who try to mess with Wikileaks I think too.

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Typewriter Demigod from London is reading "White Noise" by DeLilo, "Moby-Dick" by Hermann Mellivile and "Uylsses" by Joyce October 29, 2011 - 3:33pm

yeah, but have you actually been on 4chan recently?

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wickedvoodoo from Mansfield, England is reading stuff. October 29, 2011 - 4:24pm

I've never been on 4chan. I was warned about that place a long time ago, decided not to bother.

The whole Anonymous thing sounds like a handful of people that take it seriously, and then several thousand goons for each of them. As is always the way with any kind of protest that tries too hard to be taken seriously on the internet.

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Typewriter Demigod from London is reading "White Noise" by DeLilo, "Moby-Dick" by Hermann Mellivile and "Uylsses" by Joyce October 29, 2011 - 4:39pm

You're right not to go to 4chan. Mostly, but not exclusively, porn, racism, homophobia, idiocy, humour, nerdiness. And, yeah, that sounds pretty much correct.

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Jeremy Robert Plante from Calgary, Alberta Canada is reading Several books a month. Listing them would mean numerous updates. October 29, 2011 - 5:43pm

Why is it ok to called disabled people Cripple? Is it because there is less chance of them beating you up?

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Typewriter Demigod from London is reading "White Noise" by DeLilo, "Moby-Dick" by Hermann Mellivile and "Uylsses" by Joyce October 29, 2011 - 6:45pm

^^you're one sick fuck

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Typewriter Demigod from London is reading "White Noise" by DeLilo, "Moby-Dick" by Hermann Mellivile and "Uylsses" by Joyce October 29, 2011 - 6:09pm

I checked out a gay forum and it fucking sucked. The people were ignorant, bloody-minded assholes and what's more, after two hours after login and 60 people online, noone said hi.

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aliensoul77 from a cold distant star is reading the writing on the wall. October 29, 2011 - 9:46pm

Tip:  Don't care a pumpkin too soon before Halloween because it will start to rot within a week.  Just FYI.  I was wondering why my house smelled like dead babies.

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Typewriter Demigod from London is reading "White Noise" by DeLilo, "Moby-Dick" by Hermann Mellivile and "Uylsses" by Joyce October 30, 2011 - 3:41am

How do you know what dead babies smell like?

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Typewriter Demigod from London is reading "White Noise" by DeLilo, "Moby-Dick" by Hermann Mellivile and "Uylsses" by Joyce October 30, 2011 - 1:02pm

Black swan....is like a visual essay on "On the Body pain"

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. October 30, 2011 - 4:23pm

My friend lives in London so he was visiting some family in Hazard, from what he told me about his family there, I never want to go to Hazard. Some deliverance stuff right there. 

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Typewriter Demigod from London is reading "White Noise" by DeLilo, "Moby-Dick" by Hermann Mellivile and "Uylsses" by Joyce October 31, 2011 - 10:29am

I think you may be confused with London, Canada

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. October 31, 2011 - 11:40am

Blah, London KY. Meth smoking, cousin screwing, unemployed, okay okay I'm done ranting. I mean the Duke boys lived there after all. Hazard I mean.

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Typewriter Demigod from London is reading "White Noise" by DeLilo, "Moby-Dick" by Hermann Mellivile and "Uylsses" by Joyce October 31, 2011 - 11:47am

It's so....funny that there's a place called Hazard, and people don't expect it to be a shit hole.

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. October 31, 2011 - 12:10pm

Go Wildcats! 

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Mike Mckay is reading God's Ashtray October 31, 2011 - 1:27pm

Getting a bass guitar soon...if only the fucking guy would get back to me.

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Typewriter Demigod from London is reading "White Noise" by DeLilo, "Moby-Dick" by Hermann Mellivile and "Uylsses" by Joyce October 31, 2011 - 2:32pm

MFW: making booze ^^

selling booze to my teacher :3

teacher buying :o

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misskokamon from San Francisco is reading The Moonlit Mind October 31, 2011 - 4:14pm

Oh, to hell with it. I'll buy a membership now. I want to read those magical essays. 

Anyone doing NaNoWriMo this year? I'm running a little group in my office. A support group of a sort, I guess. Mostly because my company goals this year included running an office event and getting to know my other coworkers. Two birds killed with one stone that way!

Also, I'm dressed as a unicorn today. A unicorn. Partially because of Halloween, but I get the feeling if it wasn't, I'd come in to work dressed like a unicorn anyway. 

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Typewriter Demigod from London is reading "White Noise" by DeLilo, "Moby-Dick" by Hermann Mellivile and "Uylsses" by Joyce October 31, 2011 - 4:23pm

@missy you are now my "friend". But seriously, awesome!

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aliensoul77 from a cold distant star is reading the writing on the wall. October 31, 2011 - 4:49pm

Black swan drove me nuts. Most guys just saw it for the lesbian scene. I wish she had really killed that girl.

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. October 31, 2011 - 6:39pm

Theres a lesbian scene huh. I think I might check that movie out. For the story and stuff.   

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Mike Mckay is reading God's Ashtray October 31, 2011 - 7:24pm

Yeah totally for the story and stuff. End was kind of cool but I really like the part when they danced/

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Typewriter Demigod from London is reading "White Noise" by DeLilo, "Moby-Dick" by Hermann Mellivile and "Uylsses" by Joyce November 1, 2011 - 1:31am

I watched it, and the mutilation was *shudder* sexy

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wickedvoodoo from Mansfield, England is reading stuff. November 1, 2011 - 4:16am

Also, I'm dressed as a unicorn today. A unicorn. Partially because of Halloween, but I get the feeling if it wasn't, I'd come in to work dressed like a unicorn anyway. 

This made me laugh this morning. Heh.

Also, hope you are enjoyig those essays!

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Typewriter Demigod from London is reading "White Noise" by DeLilo, "Moby-Dick" by Hermann Mellivile and "Uylsses" by Joyce November 1, 2011 - 12:11pm

Essays? Oh yes. They are marvellous and sexy. How was all you guys halloween?

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters November 1, 2011 - 12:23pm

On KY (and Halloween), we also have a lovely town called Slaughters.  And we all just act like it's normal.

 

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Mike Mckay is reading God's Ashtray November 1, 2011 - 12:30pm

^^ How's that working out for you?

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters November 1, 2011 - 12:32pm

So far so good. 

As long as you can keep from being blown up by a meth lab, you're golden. 

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Typewriter Demigod from London is reading "White Noise" by DeLilo, "Moby-Dick" by Hermann Mellivile and "Uylsses" by Joyce November 1, 2011 - 1:37pm

KY sounds like it has all the best places; Hazard, Slaughters...tbf, though, we have Pratt's Bottom, Twatt, Blubberhouses, Twitsfield, Brown Willy ^^

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters November 1, 2011 - 1:51pm

Sounds more exciting!  Or passive agressive.  What had to occur to get Twatt on the map?  Don't tell me, the story in my head is probably more fun....

We also have Cave In Rock.  Which isn't that interesting, but there is something about the name that cracks me up.  I can't say it without a little giggle.  I just feel like the guy who named that town was a moron.

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Typewriter Demigod from London is reading "White Noise" by DeLilo, "Moby-Dick" by Hermann Mellivile and "Uylsses" by Joyce November 1, 2011 - 2:45pm

It is boring. Norwegians settling and saying that it was a "small parcel of land", pronounced twat. Written, þveit. We also have Penistone

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. November 1, 2011 - 3:21pm

I'm not an alcoholic. I'm just a native of Kentucky...haha

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Typewriter Demigod from London is reading "White Noise" by DeLilo, "Moby-Dick" by Hermann Mellivile and "Uylsses" by Joyce November 1, 2011 - 3:38pm

btw how's your gran and your dad?

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters November 1, 2011 - 6:44pm

I'm not an alcoholic. I'm just a native of Kentucky...haha 

 

That made me smile.

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Renfield from Hell is reading 20th Century Ghosts November 1, 2011 - 8:15pm

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters November 2, 2011 - 9:33am

Oh - God bless America.  That made me laugh till I cried.  I think I can go back to work happy now.

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. November 2, 2011 - 2:45pm

@demigod not too bad, thanks for asking. 

I've watched American Horror Story up until the new episode tonight and I'm still not sure if I like it. Maybe I'll pre-order Skyrim.

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Renfield from Hell is reading 20th Century Ghosts November 2, 2011 - 3:26pm